“I have been drafted … thanks to extreme nepotism.”
“We are very concerned to see any game day tear and are working to implement a solution…”
Paying homage to past clubs with modern interpretations.
He really doesn’t like their tattoos.
“I’m not making a face… I’m just coughing!”
Continuing his already historic career.
“And we haven’t been back to the moon since 1961 or 1969.”
“It would be the easiest 12 round fight of my life.”