Donald Trump Books a Bruce Springsteen Cover Band for His Inauguration
They’ll be the headliners.

Presidential inaugurations of the past have usually been A-list talent, but Donald Trump has found himself a bit stuck these past few months trying to book performers for his own. Artists like Elton John, Celine Dion, David Foster, KISS, Moby and Garth Brooks amongst many others have all turned down invites from the President-elect, but with just a week left, it appears Trump has finally found a headliner: a Bruce Springsteen cover band who call themselves the B Street Band. On their website, they bill themselves as the “#1 Springsteen tribute band.” They’ll be joined by the Radio City Rockettes, country rapper Cowboy Troy, America’s Got Talent winner Jackie Evancho, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, and country duo Big & Rich. Trump promises that it will be a “beautiful event” with “great talent, tremendous talent,” further adding, “I’ve heard some of these bands over the years they’re incredible, we’re gonna have a very, very elegant day… and I think we’re going to have massive crowds.”