Theophilus London Live Tweets From Jail After Being Arrested in New York City
“I’m so sexy they allowed me to tweet.”

Theophilus London was in the Big Apple last night to attend the Sharon Jones documentary premiere at the IFC Center where he found himself caught up in some drama with his cab driver. The whole incident allegedly stemmed from the taxi driver not being able to make change for his $100 bill. “So he tried to keep my hundred while screaming in face, so I gave him 5 mins to make change,” London tweeted. “After I counted down to 1, I took his phone and smashed it into 900 pieces, then I ran into the IFC MOVIE cinema and the cops ran up on me . Haha. Couldn’t buy a movie in time.” He was arrested and was sent to central bookings but managed to live tweet from the jail cell during his stay. “I’m so sexy they allowed me to tweet” London says. Check out all the Tweets below.
I'm to sexy for jail like I'm right said Fred, I'm not guilty now gimme back my bread. – jay -z . This tweet was tweeted from a jail cell :(
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
NY THEO is in jail right now. In a prison. In 1500.00 dior jeans. #FREETHEO
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
I'm so sexy they allowed me to tweet . #FreeTheo
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
Some dude in my cell just told me If he was a girl he would fuck me. Shit is getting weird. I asked him if he was gay. He in for grand theft
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
They took my shoe laces off my melvins. I was headed to see Sharon jones new film and I ran into IFC after my "dispute" with dumb taxi nigga
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
I low key feel like I'm in a Museum . Pee smells. Cig butts, finger printed me. And mug shot. I tried not to smile. mug shot and vid pending
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
Hahahahhah a nigga to sexy for jail Breh . They ask me to perform im so dead pic.twitter.com/PKUxnvHuGj
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
So I got arrested becuz I hate NYC cab drivers for 10 yards + now . I only had 100s on me and he didn't want to break change.
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
So he tried to keep my hundred while screaming in my face , so I gave him 5 mins to make change. After I counted down to 1, I took his phone
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
And smashed it into 900 pieces , then I ran into the IFC MOVIE cinema and the cops ran up on me . Haha. Couldn't buy a movie in time
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
Rockstar shit!
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016
They love NY THEO hahah. Shout out to sarge. They just freed me ! They about to download my albums. pic.twitter.com/TiU6fc9fyW
— Theophilus London (@TheophilusL) August 9, 2016