Lil Yachty Reveals He Actually Hates Open Water and Wishes He Could Teleport

In a recent interview with The Coveteur, Lil Yachty answered 15 questions in five minutes, and answered a myriad of random ones at that. Questions ranged from who Yachty was excited to meet at the Met Gala to what he considers his ultimate meal. Highlight exchanges include being asked what his superpower would be, which he answered “teleportation,” and if he has a sailboat, with his answer being “I hate water.”

An excerpt of the interview appears below while the piece can be read in its entirety over at coveteur.com.

What’s the weirdest thing on your rider?
I’m really pretty normal. I’ve got Gushers, some snacks and juice.

Your ultimate meal?
Chicken nuggets, corn dogs, pepperoni pizza.

…In the same meal?
Yeah. I have, many times.

If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Teleporting.

What was your eBay username?
Honestly, I used to do a lot of illegal things. So, I have a shit ton of eBays — like ten. I just think of the craziest names.

If you could give your high school self one piece of advice, what would it be?
Honestly, I don’t know. I had a good time. I enjoyed high school.

Do you have a sailboat
I hate water.

Now that you have a Yachty Simpson, what’s the next thing you’d make into jewelry?
I’ve got Yachty Christ on the way. I put my hair on Jesus. I gave him a gold grill.