Cereal Motel Offers "Deliciously Inappropriate" Porn Cereal for Adults

Porn Flakes, Sugar Tits, Vice Krispies or Booty Pops.

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London-based startup Cereal Motel has given the term food porn another meaning by offering up porn-inspired food — porn cereal, to be exact. Currently available in four flavors — Porn Flakes, Vice Krispies, Sugar Tits and Booty Pops (inspired by Kim Kardashian‘s infamous PAPER magazine cover) — the “deliciously inappropriate” breakfast food aim to be a hearty but maybe not so wholesome start to your morning. Each cereal box features inappropriate cartoon illustrations that riff on pop-culture, fashion, music and art, and also includes a token much like the toys found in traditional cereal boxes. Upon collecting all 10 tokens, fans will be able to redeem a free prize. Each box retails for £9.99 GBP (approximately $13 USD) and is available at Cereal Motel’s website.

For more cereal news, General Mills is giving away 10,000 boxes of marshmallow-only Lucky Charms.

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