RiFF RAFF Adds Escort Services to Extensive Resume

For the flat fee of $28,000 USD, rapper/comedic persona RiFF RAFF has promised to provide every 18-year-old high school senior the prom experience of her dreams. Included in the package is a full week promotion from his social media accounts, which will reassuringly build levels of hype leading up to the big day; the option of rolling up to school in a Lamborghini, ensuring “legendary” status; JODY HiGHROLLER-approved freestyle videos and prom pictures; and finally, a penthouse suite for the after-party of course. Share your initial reactions regarding RiFF RAFF’s latest business venture in the comments below.