I have to share this L Vol. Keeping It Real

March 08, 2013 @ 20:30:07
So a few weeks ago I asked this girl out right... We start dating and everything... she got a nice ass and gives good head, dat OCHOCINCO ... so everything cool until I end up at her best friend's house ... This bitch flashes me her titties ... they were pierced my nigga... so me being the dude that I am I said okay fuck it I'm just gonna do a quickie with her and just bounce to my gf's pad... so I end up staying the weekend with her, everything cool with side bitch but then when I call my GF ... This bitch starts flipping out over something that I had said a few days ago... 

At the end, my GF breaks up with me... No more Ochocinco, bomb head, nice ass...
land my side bitch admits to me that she just wanted to use me for the weekend...

Now I'm single, jacking off again.... taking this L to the heart

HB FORGIVE ME.

OC CASANOVA : the only acceptable piercing on a guy is a tongue ring rt Enzoo : if u getting ya tongue pierce u suckin dick male or female

March 08, 2013 @ 20:36:56
that's just shitty luck man. sorry haha
March 08, 2013 @ 21:47:15
Shitty luck?

No, it's called karma. Don't be a shitty person bruh.

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March 08, 2013 @ 22:32:06
What you need to do is edit this so it looks like a simp thread then tell a mutual friend (preferably female) about how you miss her & you even made a post on this site for her.  The friend will probably show her. She will see it & be ready to hand that sloppy up.

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March 08, 2013 @ 22:47:10
You did what any man would've done

Not really an L aside from the outcome of the situation

Charge it to the game & keep it moving, you'll be back in soon

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March 08, 2013 @ 22:49:27
OP, post some fucking pics. What the fuck
March 08, 2013 @ 23:49:38
Shitty luck?

No, it's called karma. Don't be a shitty person bruh.
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March 09, 2013 @ 00:26:20
Shitty luck?

No, it's called karma. Don't be a shitty person bruh.
March 09, 2013 @ 00:39:19
Damn son its not being a shitty person at all shit just happens. Karma doesnt give two fucks about some runthrough hoes, he obviously wasnt going to strong with OCHOCINCO if she broke up with him on some dumb shit. Look at it on the bright side, you fucked two bitches last weekend

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March 09, 2013 @ 00:44:04
This nigga dont even take this as a L. He just wanna tell us he got some pussy.
March 09, 2013 @ 00:48:26
On the real, the next nigga claimin to have fucked or is about to fuck some grade-A poontang and doesn't back that shit up with pics, should be banned.
March 09, 2013 @ 00:54:52
What you did was wrong OP. You seem to have found as great person, a great companion. Companionship is a delicate thing, difficult to attain and so fraught with disappointment and missteps. We make mistakes at the drop of a hat that lead us into years of quiet desperation, sleepless nights and unsaturated longing.

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March 09, 2013 @ 01:04:23
^ Who dis faggot ass nigga right chea
March 09, 2013 @ 01:19:44
What you did was wrong OP. You seem to have found as great person, a great companion. Companionship is a delicate thing, difficult to attain and so fraught with disappointment and missteps. We make mistakes at the drop of a hat that lead us into years of quiet desperation, sleepless nights and unsaturated longing.




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March 09, 2013 @ 02:25:44
pics man pics!!!!!

:)

March 09, 2013 @ 02:29:02
You did nothing wrong in the eyes of the BASED GOD, brother pink, ten hail Marys and all will be forgotten my son. 
March 09, 2013 @ 02:59:51
Ether tha gawd, how are you gonna tell us all this shit without blessing us with a picture. 
March 09, 2013 @ 03:15:41
i came here to make fun of you when i read that title but after reading.... i almost cried because i know how you feel.
March 09, 2013 @ 03:16:57
i came here to make fun of you when i read that title but after reading.... i almost cried because i know how you feel.
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March 09, 2013 @ 04:28:51
nigga listen you need to make a video like this for Ochocinco so she know it's real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jFpXrOtjXk
shoutout HB at the end doe for that forgiveness

go so hard they call me gosohard

March 09, 2013 @ 05:03:56
Listen fam... for some fuck ass reason I can't save pics from Instagram to post on here... When I get to a desktop, I'll make sure my niggas get a glimpse of OCHOCINCO and the side chick that used me for 2 days ... 

on some real shit, I think the L here is that I FEELS bad for playin chick with her best friend... I lost a good girl but come on now ma niggas, if a hoe flashes her nipples that happen to be pierced, would you stay faithful ? Not every bitch pierces her tits fam... yo she had that tight, warm like 55 degrees Fahrenheit pussy... Oooooo weeeee 

OC CASANOVA : the only acceptable piercing on a guy is a tongue ring rt Enzoo : if u getting ya tongue pierce u suckin dick male or female

March 09, 2013 @ 05:06:17
Thirst is real, son. Post them pics ASAP
March 09, 2013 @ 05:22:35
Thirst is real, son. Post them pics ASAP
Didnt you say you were gonna post pics of a chick in your box logo hoodie? Shut up nigga.

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March 09, 2013 @ 05:26:16
Originally posted by Inactive User
Thirst is real, son. Post them pics ASAP
Didnt you say you were gonna post pics of a chick in your box logo hoodie? Shut up nigga.
she's filming a vlog. how many times do i have to say it? just for that, i aint gonna post shit.

HB thank this thirsty ass nigga for what coulda been
March 09, 2013 @ 05:32:44

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March 09, 2013 @ 05:39:13
Originally posted by Inactive User
dead

Let me see those downvotes

March 09, 2013 @ 07:19:53
Originally posted by Inactive User
*MJ laugh*
March 09, 2013 @ 08:31:44
Originally posted by Inactive User
Listen fam... for some fuck ass reason I can't save pics from Instagram to post on here... When I get to a desktop, I'll make sure my niggas get a glimpse of OCHOCINCO and the side chick that used me for 2 days ... 

on some real shit, I think the L here is that I FEELS bad for playin chick with her best friend... I lost a good girl but come on now ma niggas, if a hoe flashes her nipples that happen to be pierced, would you stay faithful ? Not every bitch pierces her tits fam... yo she had that tight, warm like 55 degrees Fahrenheit pussy... Oooooo weeeee 
Thats actually extremely cold fam, suggestive of a person who has to be dead at that temperature. Necrophilia tho? 
March 09, 2013 @ 10:24:30
I died at the YouTube video above, but give the man some credit.

Dominican bitches got that pussy game on lock. Make a dude go oyoyoyoyyoy.
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