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June 25, 2012 @ 03:46 PM
yugwen

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Post: 141

Join Date: May 2012

I wanna be a ladies man. I love women. No, scratch that, I ADORE women. To me, they're not simply the epitome of God's creating abilities, they are the representation of God himself – in other words, perfection – on earth. Hey, you know what's weird tho? I don't talk to women. I don't hang out with women. Hell, I barely even look at women when I see them (except when they don't see me, of course lol). You'd think my feelings towards them were the complete opposite of what I just expressed the way I'm so secluded from them. I want that to change, however. I want to be able to see a woman walking down the street, go up to her, and tell her how beautiful I think her eyes are and that seeing her smile from my compliment just made my day. Yes, my intentions are to get them in bed (making sweet love to women: the ultimate celebration of their beauty), but it's not just about that. I really want to praise them. Worship them. Basically, be honest with them. I'm never going to be a hypocrite in any ?, including in my pursuit of women. My goal is to become a ladies man whose game is built on pure honesty, and, I guess, charm. I wanna seduce them romantically a la Casanova lol. To achieve that though, I know some changes will have to be made. We'll dive into that later, I've got to get ready for school now.

http://insidetheoutcast.tumblr.com/

June 25, 2012 @ 04:20 PM

Inactive

It's hard putting yourself out there, especially when it comes to your romantic interests. Find opportunities to push yourself when the time comes. A closed mouth won't get fed
June 25, 2012 @ 04:21 PM
Virunga

Post: 1315

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: GBR IRL

Start by not worshiping "Women" and start viewing each one as simply another equal human being.

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June 25, 2012 @ 05:15 PM
Panther.

Post: 1772

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: Miami, FL

what teh fuck. have you ever met a woman before?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Florida State Seminole

June 25, 2012 @ 05:17 PM

Inactive

^ HAHAHA TRUUU

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June 25, 2012 @ 05:20 PM
REVS

moderator

Post: 3428

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Philadelphia, PA

Start by not worshiping "Women" and start viewing each one as simply another piece of ass.


Fixed.

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

June 25, 2012 @ 05:31 PM
falcon0

Post: 225

Join Date: May 2012

The epitome of a simp thread right here ladies and gentlemen.
June 25, 2012 @ 05:34 PM
Pantic

Post: 3530

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

tl;dr version:
Im a virgin, i really want to get laid but i'm ugly and terrible with girls, so i want to change but i can't.
June 25, 2012 @ 05:44 PM
JACOB LACIDAR KOLA

Post: 3102

Join Date: May 2011

Location: Vashtie\'s Room

tl;dr version:
Im a virgin, i really want to get laid but i'm ugly and terrible with girls, so i want to change but i can't.

haha

:)

June 25, 2012 @ 07:13 PM
Sev

Post: 539

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: Toronto

I want to be able to see a woman walking down the street, go up to her, and tell her how beautiful I think her eyes are and that seeing her smile from my compliment just made my day.


yeah bro that's kinda lame / creepy / not going to be well recieved

Yes, my intentions are to get them in bed (making sweet love to women: the ultimate celebration of their beauty), but it's not just about that. I really want to praise them. Worship them. Basically, be honest with them. I'm never going to be a hypocrite in any ?, including in my pursuit of women. My goal is to become a ladies man whose game is built on pure honesty, and, I guess, charm. I wanna seduce them romantically a la Casanova lol. To achieve that though, I know some changes will have to be made. We'll dive into that later, I've got to get ready for school now.


aside from the creepiness of referring to sex as sweet love, the ultimate celebration of a woman's beauty (lolwut), cassanova didn't get women into bed by being honest rofl. go read a book on picking up women
June 25, 2012 @ 08:30 PM
Fitch

Post: 682

Join Date: Jul 2010

Location: America's finest cit...

You've put the pussy on a pedestal dude.
June 25, 2012 @ 09:04 PM
Villain™

Post: 824

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Gold House

Simp ass nigga.

Nahh, but stop wearing your heart on your sleeve. Girls already have one pussy, why would they want another one? Just chill, stop chasing. It'll come to you. You keep acting like this ^^^ and you're gonna get played haha.

$mart $tunnaz, $avage Life. SS x SL

June 25, 2012 @ 09:07 PM
DreamCast

Post: 362

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Animal Pharm

what teh fuck. have you ever met a woman before?

i lol'd so hard.

"The wings don't make you fly and the crown don't make you king"

June 25, 2012 @ 11:03 PM
yugwen

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Post: 141

Join Date: May 2012

yo this thread was a joke hahahahaha. u niggas dumb as fuck falling for this shit hahahaha.

i get bitches niggas. mattafact bitches get me yall dig, im the prize bitch. im the hunted not the hunter. wut im tryna say is, im absically a deer nigga. or a rare pokemon depending of how old u are.

#teamigetbitches #teamdirtymoneygetmeclean

http://insidetheoutcast.tumblr.com/

June 25, 2012 @ 11:16 PM
Villain™

Post: 824

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Gold House

good cover up?

$mart $tunnaz, $avage Life. SS x SL

June 25, 2012 @ 11:32 PM
stalker46ss

Post: 538

Join Date: May 2012

tl;dr version:
Im a virgin, i really want to get laid but i'm ugly and terrible with girls, so i want to change but i can't.


post pics my du. Show HB that ugliness of yours. Then, when u have enough confidence take a bigger step and show it to the world. Step out your room and let the world know how ugly you are. Give sometime and you'll see yourself as a sexy beuatiful handsome man.
June 25, 2012 @ 11:54 PM
yugwen

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Post: 141

Join Date: May 2012

nigga stfu, im a pretty boy. im damn cute. i aint got no self confidence issues and i gets prostitutes.

fuck wit me.

http://insidetheoutcast.tumblr.com/

June 26, 2012 @ 02:41 AM
jtangtwenty3

Post: 1082

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: chicago/cincinnati

We'll dive into that later, I've got to get ready for school now.


lold
June 26, 2012 @ 04:33 AM
Kamikaze

Post: 691

Join Date: May 2012

Location: Southern California

Start by not worshiping "Women" and start viewing each one as simply another piece of ass.


Fixed.

June 26, 2012 @ 04:51 AM
valleyla

Post: 934

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Yass

good cover up?


If you couldn't tell this dude was fucking around from the first post I say jump off a bridge.

I don't know ANY guy, simp or not, that refers to sex as "sweet love".

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