Rob Gronkowski played in only eight games last season, finishing the year with 540 yards on 25 catches, three touchdowns, and a shinny new Super Bowl ring; now he’s starring in 3LAU‘s inexplicable new video “On My Mind.”
In the video, Gronk attempts to romance an attractive woman at the bar, with the woman’s interest declining the more Gronk enters bizarre, alcohol-induced daydreams about her.
Some of these hallucinations include washing cars with her and her skimpily clad friends, partaking in Nyotaimori (the ancient art of nude body sushi), and trampoline fun amongst balloons and confetti.
The women are bodacious and the men are strapping; the only unpleasant thing here is the music, unfortunately.
Words can’t grasp the level of strangeness presented and the video, and that’s the appeal of it. Come for the questionable tunes, stay for the Gronk.