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December 24, 2008 @ 10:46 PM
timmehboii

Post: 906

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: ATL

For me, It was when my friend called my house phone and asked if i was home.
December 24, 2008 @ 10:47 PM
A-God

Post: 152

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: Mont Real City

''whats on your mind?''
December 24, 2008 @ 10:47 PM
sh3liqu3

Post: 1089

Join Date: Sep 2007

I'm English and moved to Canada, so i get asked 'Hey do you know the Queen?'
December 24, 2008 @ 10:49 PM
Dj Homme

Post: 305

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Georgia

Are ghosts real? Like I know
December 24, 2008 @ 10:50 PM
.IC3.

Post: 570

Join Date: Oct 2008

is the sky really blue?
December 24, 2008 @ 10:53 PM
brannen

Post: 1685

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Los Angeles

"can i ask you a question?"
December 24, 2008 @ 10:55 PM
WojieWorldPeace

Post: 2514

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Buffalo, NY

"can i ask you a question?"


Win.

Topic lock.

Buffalo Bills till I die.

December 24, 2008 @ 10:55 PM
zyezye

Post: 4411

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: somewhere, over the...

when they ask me questions to things i dont really know about and still ask me like i'll magicly know the answer after the 50th time of asking the same question.

example
person one: omg did she give him a blowjob lastnight?
me:i dont know... wait.. wtf?
person one: tell me! i know that you know
me: WTF? I DONT KNOW
person one: so did she give him a blowjob?
me: WTF I DONT KNOW, FUCK YOU BITCH.
person one: you can tell me I wont get mad, did she?
me: I DONT FUCKING KNOW.
person one: GOD you are so stupid.

yeah something like that.
December 24, 2008 @ 11:30 PM
Krooks

Post: 645

Join Date: Nov 2008

Dumbest questions you have ever been asked?
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December 24, 2008 @ 11:30 PM
est1984

Post: 640

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Seattle, WA

How big is the small?

If its too much, or "possibly" too much...u probably should have ANYTHING.
December 24, 2008 @ 11:31 PM
AntonyT

Post: 3738

Join Date: Feb 2008

do you work here?



u gotta love stupid people. i give them hugs and tell them 'no'
December 25, 2008 @ 12:04 AM
R2D2

Post: 256

Join Date: Dec 2008

when people fucking call you and say "are you awake?" no dumb fuck im asleep talking to you

.

December 25, 2008 @ 12:05 AM
brannen

Post: 1685

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Los Angeles

when people fucking call you and say "are you awake?" no dumb fuck im asleep talking to you


or "did i wake you up?" lol
December 25, 2008 @ 12:09 AM
nasirjones

Post: 394

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: St Louis x Boulder

freshman year world history we were talking about the beginning of islam and muhammed's life and shit and this bitch asked if there were still dinosaurs around. i kid you not.
December 25, 2008 @ 12:27 AM
typo

Post: 2245

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: N.O. LA

when i working in a salt water aquarium store i witnessed the dumbest question ever. as i was cleaning algea on a tank a customer asked my coworker "what do you give your fish to swim around like that?". his reply was "water". i almost died laughing. it was so fucking funny.
December 25, 2008 @ 12:28 AM
AntonyT

Post: 3738

Join Date: Feb 2008

freshman year world history we were talking about the beginning of islam and muhammed's life and shit and this bitch asked if there were still dinosaurs around. i kid you not.


zomg.. epic
December 25, 2008 @ 03:28 AM
pure.simplicity

Post: 358

Join Date: Oct 2008

when people fucking call you and say "are you awake?" no dumb fuck im asleep talking to you


i lol'd.
December 25, 2008 @ 03:36 AM
TO2

Post: 226

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: Reno, Nevada

me: you're a fucking idiot
idiot: why are you always procrastinating me?
me: lolwut
idiot: you guys are always proctastinating me
me: do you know what procrastinate means?
idiot: no
December 25, 2008 @ 03:48 AM
pure.simplicity

Post: 358

Join Date: Oct 2008

^ uhh...
December 25, 2008 @ 03:49 AM
hools

Post: 4461

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: California

i lol'd^
December 25, 2008 @ 03:53 AM
KALiKUSH

Post: 2612

Join Date: Jan 2008

"can i BORROW a PIECE of paper"

are you gonna return it back to me? do you want me to rip off a PIECE Of the paper for you?
December 25, 2008 @ 03:54 AM
Subsistence..

Post: 327

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: Perth, Aus.



Not really the dumbest but it just happened. smile
December 25, 2008 @ 03:59 AM
Subsistence..

Post: 327

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: Perth, Aus.

:>)
December 25, 2008 @ 04:01 AM
krn_zmb

Post: 4066

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Bay Area

when i worked at target.

"Excuse me, does this bin come with a lid?"

*Looks at bin tag* "Lidless bin."


"... no mam, it doesnt." -_-
December 25, 2008 @ 05:02 AM
soulamazing.

Post: 5501

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

freshman year world history we were talking about the beginning of islam and muhammed's life and shit and this bitch asked if there were still dinosaurs around. i kid you not.

I could tell you class wasn't an Advanced or Honors history class.
December 25, 2008 @ 05:10 AM
theory

Post: 32

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: bay area, ca

"what does CHING CHONG mean?"

how the fuck should i know what nonexistent words mean?!
December 25, 2008 @ 05:18 AM
Molly Wopp

Post: 1152

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: A City Near You, CA

customers bring up system boxes that are on display (PSP, Nintendo DS, PS2) and it has a HUGE price sticker on it..

they come up to me and ask, "How much is this?"

fuckin idiots.

lol'd
December 25, 2008 @ 05:37 AM
zyezye

Post: 4411

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: somewhere, over the...

when people bring me a toy and ask me if theres batteries included even though it says it clearly on the bottom corner of the box... like wtf? can't people read?

I hated this question/scenerio though when i worked at a futureshop(canadas version of bestbuy, even though their owned by the same company). this mom brings up GTA4 up to me and ask, is this approprate for my 12 year old son to play. WTF!? I swear parents these days dont look at the damn ratings.
December 25, 2008 @ 05:54 AM
dmwalking

moderator

Post: 3686

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: New England

Dumbest questions you have ever been asked?

Last name Ever, first name Worst Mod

December 25, 2008 @ 06:08 AM
McTease

Post: 720

Join Date: Aug 2008

I usually get my haircut every month and my hair grows mad fast so when I get my haircut it's very short, so this question just pisses me the fuck off.
-Did you get a haircut?
-Nah my hair just falls out when it reaches a certain point, it's quite convenient.
Happens all the time too.

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