bad joke: Knowing when to quit when ahead joke (at the end of this tread)

May 16, 2012 @ 03:46 AM

mellyzeng

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A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.
While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.
As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts."
She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."

wahahaha

May 16, 2012 @ 04:10 AM

Striker

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Yo...What the fuck is this shit?

fuck most of the threads in the past 48 hours

May 16, 2012 @ 04:12 AM

christopher.

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Why'd you put the punch line in the title? wtf? fail joke, anyway.

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May 16, 2012 @ 06:25 PM

DaPark

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May 16, 2012 @ 06:42 PM

dmwalking

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Why'd you put the punch line in the title? wtf? fail joke, anyway.

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May 16, 2012 @ 06:45 PM

trevxv3

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Yo...What the fuck is this shit?

fuck most of the threads in the past 48 hours

lol but true

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May 16, 2012 @ 07:18 PM

boomtime

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ummm...nice try i guess

May 18, 2012 @ 03:59 AM

mellyzeng

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One guy who didn’t know when to quit while he was ahead!!

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

May 18, 2012 @ 04:47 AM

KTA

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ban

May 18, 2012 @ 05:04 AM

MUSASHI

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ban

“Perceive that which cannot be seen with the eye.”

May 18, 2012 @ 09:23 AM

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http://trillgod.tumblr.com

May 18, 2012 @ 01:46 PM

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ban

May 18, 2012 @ 02:15 PM

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ben

May 18, 2012 @ 02:19 PM

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ben

May 18, 2012 @ 06:19 PM

jaded

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Didn't I ask you to stop making these threads?

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

May 18, 2012 @ 07:01 PM

The Chosen One

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^^^with great power comes great responsibility.

ban these niggas

May 19, 2012 @ 01:50 AM

mellyzeng

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Didn't I ask you to stop making these threads?

thank u for remind me again, jaded. but i did not make a new tread, this is the old one, i just reply a joke and change the title to imform the change. or if joke is not acceptable in this forum? i wil not refresh this tread again.

btw, i think the joke may be not gorgeous but still happy.

May 19, 2012 @ 01:54 AM

Striker

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my dude, you changed the title of this thread, and the joke is still bad

May 20, 2012 @ 06:28 PM

theronisahypebeast

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ben