Two Air Max 97s and two Air Max 98s, all dressed in colorful corduroy.
Complete with “Just Do It” slogans & mini-Swoosh branding.
Offered up in “Sepia Stone/Moon Particle/Total Orange” & “Black/Grey” colorways.
Filled with 60cc of Holy Water drawn from the River Jordan.
Sporting a very specific colorway, text and even an ESRB reference.