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World's Longest Rap.

Oct 15, 2009 @ 13:15
Awwww Fuck,
Froads is in the cut,
mix me up and I'll self destruct
Purposely disrupt all yo mofuckas in HB,
Fuck Kobe and the Lakers
I'm the MVP Slayer listenin' rhymesayer,
with that multi flava dose,
leave em on the floor like Swayze in ghost,
rhymes stick 2 me like parasites to host

U Couldn't fuck wit the kid in his worst day,
your best shit wouldn't catch the worst of my display
Even if I was Trippin of da yay, I move fast like relays,

Bored at work....
Oct 15, 2009 @ 19:21
Heroin hero I'm tryna catch that flying blue dragon.
but you're like a joy killington you're just a drag on
yo bud where's your tampon? better yet where has your dick gone?
you ain't foolin' noone with that strapon get a idea mr hand strong
wrist and fore arms packing weight but only on one arm
your face is just something for me to step on, so far, so long
Oct 15, 2009 @ 19:27
get 'em, Modern
Oct 15, 2009 @ 19:49
i got 99 donuts cause a bitch ate one.
Oct 15, 2009 @ 19:54
im cummin so fast and deff. not slow
money comin in quick call me fidel cashflow

Oct 15, 2009 @ 20:26
I don't think it sound hot but aw right

So play the game as its sold/
No Cheat codes/
No slamdunking the freethrow/

Im the dude they put in the 4th innings/
Came in the game with no intention of winnin/
Went to ya girl huse with the intent of sinnin/
Beginning of the saga pss fuk the contract I'll take the canole/
Throw in some new sneakers that come out early/
Im good/
As long as the secretary n interns polish my wood/
Im the new iceman hit ya over the head to win/
Houstonina with flinstonian ways /
Im the greasest thing to come out my state since Frito Lay/

I got beef bigger than brontasuarus burgers/
Oct 15, 2009 @ 20:30
you are the shit i am the diarhea
im driving in a benz you riding in a kia
i infect millions son call me gonarhea
Oct 15, 2009 @ 21:28
cant wear skinny jeans cuz my nuts dont fit smh
Oct 15, 2009 @ 21:39
Holy shit like jesus christ get this guy a bag of ice!
Runnin round like scattered mice, usin' you as my sacrifice
but you don't belong like a comma splice, seek my holy might.
Fuck man put up a fight, stealing your shit like this is a heist
But I ain't no Oceans 11 and you ain't packin' no broken dice
My shit's so outta sight, you'll need a telescope, like trying to find a single lice.
but your knees quivering like stage fright, shit man, you don't look alright.
But I just might be the might of the site, see my ban hammer striking your broken cries?
Oct 15, 2009 @ 22:39
but o shit this girl must want a nut
imma jizz up in her face while im palming her butt
Oct 15, 2009 @ 22:41
get off you little slut
suck my fucking chicken meat ~cluck~cluck~cluck
Oct 15, 2009 @ 23:58
From then on, I taught her all that she had learned.
I made her a star and made my stamp,
From then on it wasn't the periods that cause her cramps...
Oct 16, 2009 @ 00:03
and hittin up mcdonalds for some dank ass fries

He obviously aint read the prior lines


Oct 16, 2009 @ 00:07
and i'm that fire guy spittin the hottest lines
fuckin the hottest dimes, like im 'spose to be
gettin wet when they stand oh so close to me
Oct 16, 2009 @ 00:15
feel the ocean breeze,
Cop my Hypebeast steez,
im in this bitch like i got a pair of house keyssmokeyface
Oct 16, 2009 @ 00:25
Fuck wearing condoms, i use gladware bags
Oct 16, 2009 @ 01:12
The motorcade of black jags, xk's
neighborhood superstar on y'all fags, y'alls gays
Oct 16, 2009 @ 01:17
gays who don't play fuckin lovin the cock
givin head to gay bums outside jack in the box
Oct 18, 2009 @ 02:37
then they wipe their asses with dirty socks

Oct 18, 2009 @ 08:07
Gettin all the cum out they locks
turnin around goin to buy some rocks
Nov 12, 2009 @ 01:50
HBers are like parapalegics tryin to take a stance,
they don't stand a chance,
Like a nerd that never gets a glance from that bitch at the dance,
Ya'll wanna battle but u can't even hang,N I keep comin back with the sickest flows
As dope as Froads?, quick to sock u in the Nose,
Shit I've been diagnosed with this hip hop shit at 15,pipe dreams made my tongue sharper than a guillotine
And fuck supreme, gimme a pair of chucks n a black tee
Levis??u woulda thought I was punk rock,
But im hip hop, so drop a beatbox

do it
Nov 12, 2009 @ 02:18
i write checks wit no worries akuhnamatata
took ya bitch from ya and switch her pumas to prada
she call me papi ay ya yae yadda yadda
im swine flu sick time to take ya airborn
diamonds in my chain louder than a airhorn


its gp la flare
my court date tuhday
and i dont even careeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nov 12, 2009 @ 09:07
murda tracks and fuck em, no vase-leen
Im the only necrophiliac u prolly eva seen
Nov 12, 2009 @ 09:54
murda tracks and fuck em, no vase-leen
Im the only necrophiliac u prolly eva seen

most royal got me bein the king n queen
for no reason from what ive seen
should be deemed the greateast from america
to the philipines
forget what what all you heard
imma solve all when this rap game falls
call it insane, call it absurd
when the DA calls ill tellem what to learn
Dec 16, 2009 @ 16:12
I listen to punk rock and ska,
smoke blunts n watch saw,
u wouldnt find a flaw even i broke the law,
I'm always faded, heavily medicated,
just cuz i sleep in park benches
doesn't mean i'm not dedicated
to this,
an intoxicated lyricist
bustin this punchline
during lunchtime,
why fuck the grind.
Feb 03, 2010 @ 17:28
why everybody gotta be so racist
puttin kids in places as if they're from the Matrix
these are all the fake kids who think they're for real
like gangstarr said they just tryna chase mass appeal

its not me who's critical to say you're stereotypical
cant believe what comes out the mouth of an individual

these are just the principles im tryna point out
cause no doubt these kids know exactly what they be talkin bout

when they call these other kids some very mean names,
and the teachers and parents think they just be playin some dumb games
cause all their parents drive is a decked out Range
and planting this ignorant shit in their young kids brains

at parties sippin gin makin many dumb statements
about the color of their skin and their marriagial arrangements
American X put a *****'s teeth on the pavement
feel like they gonna lock you up in Buffalo Bill's basement

its just an amazement how ignorant kids can be
only bc they think they hear this shit on CD
or maybe its the type of things they watch on TV
i think its in the school system but thats just me

you see a brown kid and wonder where is his turban
see a white kid and think the town he live in is suburban
or see a black man swervin in a car thats definitely stolen
as if he couldn't afford something that appears so golden

its terrible the shit these kids have to go thru
no wonder kids come into school blastin 22's
just bc they want to find a spot in a crew
so they do stupid shit and get themselves in trouble with the Blue

so go ahead and finish the rest of this rhymin'
understand whats goin on and dont worry about shinin'
if you say you've never had these thoughts then you lyin'
the amount of racial attacks just keeps multiplyin'
as i write this shit another ***** starts cryin'
so hurry up before the goverment starts antagonizin
another brown boy about why the plane ain't flyin'
or maybe they'll kill your race and soon you'll be dyin'

** i know this is gravedigging at its finest but i just felt like writing a rhyme
Feb 03, 2010 @ 18:21
a fucked a bitch the other day and my dick resembled her thumb
i nutted six times in 3 minutes, by the time i finished my dick was numb
i still tried to stick it in even though i was soft as a pillow
i took a piss in the snow and the steam began to billow
i materbated the other day to some avena lee
when i got done i began to burn some tree's
real n!gga shit is all i speak
my masturbation methods are all unique
Feb 03, 2010 @ 18:25
I get the boasters boasting, I get computers puting
Y'all get shot at, call me, I do the shooting
I do the recruiting, I tutor the students
I nurture they brain, I'm moving the movement
Whether buddist or budah, that's judist or juda
I got luger to ruger, hit from Roota to Toota
Chick from hooter to hooter, I put two in producers
I'm the real boss story, the hooper of hoosiers
I rock mostly dolce, I roll mostly doly
I'll leave you wholy, holy, you'll say "Holy Moly"
Here come the coroner get 'em, play "Rolly Poley"
I'll tell you true stories, how I coldly hold heat
When it's repping time, I get on extra grind
Fried to fricassee, pepperseed to pepperdine
Jeff Hamilton, Genesis, leather time
Bitches say I'm the man, I tell 'em "Nevermind"


Feb 03, 2010 @ 18:31
Nevermind cuz i can spend my time writing better rhymes
coppin a rolex is the onlyy way to spend better time
but nevermind that I rather cop a BBC tee
urinating on cats yes I.P. freely
Feb 03, 2010 @ 18:38
i tell them hoes nevermind
i skeet on the planets and created man kind
i got them climbing on my weenie as though it was a grape vine
i got a small cock that looks like a shrimp
i jack off so much that my dick stays limp
all my skeet has already been ejaculated
i leave it on her face until it has all evaporated
i dont like to use vasoline because its way too thick
when i get done jackin it i go buy a nick
i aint got enough money so i gotta hit a lick
all i gotta do i kick a door
someone called the cops so i accidently jumped out the second floor
i fell on my ass and busted my ass
i started to run but in my foot was a peice of glass
i took it out and threw it at the cops
the only thing i stole was a pack of socks
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