UPDATE: Here's What's Inside the $232,000 USD Unofficial Oscars Gift Bag

While only a small number of stars will be going home with an Oscar on February 28, its safe to say being nominated for an award isn’t too bad either. Distinctive Assets, the marketing company that put together these unofficial gift bags for the event, revealed that each nominee will be going home with a gift bag worth a whopping $232,000 USD that’s described as “a blend of fabulous, fun and functional items meant to thrill and pamper those who may have everything money can buy but still savor the simple joy of a gift.” Some of the most extravagant goodies include a 10-day trip to Israel complete with first class tickets and a private security escort (valued at $55,000 USD); a lifetime supply of Lizora skin creams ($31,200 USD) and a 15-day walking tour of Japan ($54,000 USD). Check out the entire list below.

1. Haze Dual Vaporizer ($249.99 USD)
2. Personalized M&Ms ($300 USD)
3. A 10,000-meal donation made in the nominee’s name to an animal shelter or rescue of their choice ($6,300 USD)
4. A lifetime supply of Pu-erh Tea Nourishing Cream and Pu-erh Tea Cleansing Bar ($31,200 USD)
5. A year’s worth of Silvercar rentals ($45,000 USD)
6. 10-day all-expenses-paid trip to Israel ($55,000 USD)
7. Tribute video services ($125 USD)
8. Caolion Ultimate Pore Care gift set ($134 USD)
9. Healing Saint Luminosity skin serum and hair follicle stimulant ($193 USD)
10. Private walking tour of Japan for up to 15 days ($54,000 USD)
11. 10 personal training sessions with Alexis Seletzky ($900 USD)
12. Belldini gift certificate ($300 USD)
13. Chapstick ($6 USD)
14. Chocolatines Drunken Fig Cake Bites ($35 USD)
15. Dandi Patch to make sweat stains ($21 USD)
16. Delovery gift basket ($2,000 USD)
17. Druzy earrings ($25 USD)
18. Fit Club TV “Ultimate Fitness Package” ($6,250 USD)
19. Gleener on the Go ($11.99 USD)
20. 3-day stay at the Golden Door Resort & Spa in San Marcos, CA ($4,800 USD)
21. 3-night stay at the Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria in Sorrento, Italy ($5,000 USD)
22. 3-night stay at the Grand Hotel Tremezzo in Lake Como ($5,000 USD)
23. Greenhill Blanc de Blancs wine ($39 USD)
24. Hydroxycut Gummies ($19.88 USD)
25. 3 fitness training sessions with Jay Cardiello ($1,400 USD)
26. Joseph’s Toiletries toilet paper ($275 USD)
27. Sterling silver necklace ($150 USD)
28. Memobottles ($47 USD)
29. El Silencio Mezcal ($75 USD)
30. Mission1 protein bar ($5.64 USD)
31. Nuelle Fiera arouser for her ($250 USD)
32. Phantom Glass screen protector ($49.95-59.95 USD)
33. Purely Inspired Organic Protein ($19.97 USD)
34. Rouge Maple culinary products ($99 USD)
35. Sedone Lace makeup brush set ($109.95 USD)
36. Signature Vodka ($70 USD)
37. Slimware plates ($29.95 USD)
38. Steamist spa system ($5,060 USD)
39. Sundial powder coating ($500 USD)
40. Blow dryers and flat irons ($250 USD)
41. Vampire Breast Lift ($1,900 USD)
42. Wallet ($125 USD)
43. 740 Park plastic surgery ($5,530 USD)

UPDATE: The article has been revised to reflect the fact that Distinctive Assets is not in any way officially associated with the Academy for Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. In fact, the Academy is currently in the process of suing Distinctive Assets for trademark infringement.