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February 3, 2014 @ 02:28 AM
blackclits

Post: 382

Join Date: Apr 2013

Y'all gotta know about these, but post yours in the thread, I'm trying to laugh.

Examples

Drake the type of nigga that ties his shoes without bending his knees. 

Drake the type of nigga that licks his finger and fixes your eye brows for you.

Drake the type of nigga that steps out of the shower to piss in the toilet

Drake the type of nigga that pees on the side of the bowl to reduce noise.

Drake the type of nigga that carries his homies inside after they fall asleep on a car ride home.  
February 3, 2014 @ 02:32 AM
iggyhaxor

Post: 1545

Join Date: May 2007

Drake the type that whispers to shopping carts dont let these guys push you around
February 3, 2014 @ 02:34 AM
Fit Battle

Post: 202

Join Date: Sep 2013

Location: San Trillcisco

Drake the type of nigga to Tuck his Weiner in between legs and pretend he is a girl
February 3, 2014 @ 02:36 AM
ToMuchMayo

Post: 656

Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: WA

Drake the type of nigga to wipe the toilet seat after taking a piss sitting down.
February 3, 2014 @ 02:37 AM
ndrew

Post: 1897

Join Date: Jul 2010

Location: socal

Its 2014 time for new jokes bruh

www.headhunterla.com

February 3, 2014 @ 02:40 AM
REVS

moderator

Post: 3525

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Philadelphia, PA

Drake the type of nigga to wrap his finger around the telephone cord when he's talking. 

Drake the type of nigga who jumps when he's sliding his jeans on. 

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

February 3, 2014 @ 02:52 AM
suparise71

Post: 2620

Join Date: Jun 2013

Drake the type of nigga that farts and says excuse me when hes alone in his room

Drake the type of nigga that waits for niggas in public toilets to leave so he can take a shit 

Drake the type of nigga that beats off to tranny porn then comes on HB to say "NO Fap 2014 we in dis"


- Tracy Jackson

https://twitter.com/tracyjackson71

February 3, 2014 @ 02:59 AM
bugzzz

suspended

Post: 967

Join Date: Oct 2012

Location: Canada

Drake the type of nigga to slap his niggas asses... but they not even playin ball tho
February 3, 2014 @ 03:03 AM
suparise71

Post: 2620

Join Date: Jun 2013

Drake the type of nigga to comment on Ruthess' sextape saying "I hit it first"

- Tracy Jackson

https://twitter.com/tracyjackson71

February 3, 2014 @ 03:06 AM
suparise71

Post: 2620

Join Date: Jun 2013

Drake the type of nigga to do this

Over his girl leaving him

- Tracy Jackson

https://twitter.com/tracyjackson71

February 3, 2014 @ 03:08 AM
beathead

Post: 117

Join Date: Feb 2006

Location: City of Angels

Drake is the type of nigga to dance with a girl at the club & then text her "Are we official!?" afterwards

Drake the type of Nigga that would walk in on his Girl cheating on him and then says " Sorry I came at the wrong Time."

Drake the type of nigga that would give a stripper a folded
$20 bill with a note inside that says "you dont have to do this".

Drake the type of nigga to lift his right leg up when he hug someone.


Drake the type of nigga to watch his girl's purse while she dance with another nigga

Drake the type of nigga to click "Exit" because he wasn't 18 yet
February 3, 2014 @ 03:12 AM
champagne papi

Post: 582

Join Date: Aug 2013

Location: dmv

Drake the type of nigga that would tell a stripper, you dont have to do this anymore
edit: beat me to it

Team #1059

February 3, 2014 @ 03:32 AM
Based Boy

Post: 1252

Join Date: Feb 2013

drake the type of nigga that cuts open a bag of chips with scissors

drake the type of nigga that ejects a usb safely

drake the type of nigga that pretends to fall asleep in the car so his homies have to carry him in

drake the type of nigga that rides a horse with both of his legs on one side

drake the type of nigga that pushes in all the chairs after class

-Caterpillar
February 3, 2014 @ 03:39 AM
oneallah

Post: 3419

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: in yo closet

drake the type of niga                                           to feel bad when saying the word niga
February 3, 2014 @ 03:55 AM
beenyce

Post: 575

Join Date: Oct 2009

Location: Connecticut

drake the type of nigga to show feminine behavior 
February 3, 2014 @ 04:02 AM
db_cooper

Post: 2308

Join Date: Feb 2006

Location: Los Angeles

HE THE TYPE OF NIGGA TO TELL THE TRAINTRACKS TO QUIT LETTIN THESE DUDES RUN A TRAIN ON EM. 

HE ALSO THE TYPE OF NIGGA TO THINK THE BRONCOS HAD A CHANCE
February 3, 2014 @ 04:08 AM
Concepts

Post: 21

Join Date: Jan 2014

Location: Toronto

Drake the type of nigga to suck dick for bus tickets and walk
February 3, 2014 @ 04:15 AM

Inactive

Drake the type of nigga to remind the teacher about homerwork that's due
February 3, 2014 @ 04:37 AM
Sentimental

Post: 1521

Join Date: Nov 2012

Location: L.A.

Drake the type of nigga to go up to a random girl and ask her if she was okay
Drake the type of nigga to start singing kumbaya.. in the middle of a fight

Fuck yo feelings.

February 3, 2014 @ 04:43 AM
Think People

Post: 580

Join Date: Nov 2013

Drake the type of nigga to make you spend $100+ on concert tickets cause yo girl love him.
February 3, 2014 @ 05:37 AM
JEANPAULDAVINCI

suspended

Post: 1088

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: 916

Drake the type of nigga to masturbate and then apologize to his hand shortly after
February 3, 2014 @ 06:16 AM
Beach2theBay

Post: 3370

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Long Beach,CA



drake the type of nigga that ejects a usb safely

-Caterpillar
but...............I do this too. 
February 3, 2014 @ 06:23 AM
kbos

Post: 2684

Join Date: May 2008

Location: boston

Drake the type of nigga that farts and says excuse me when hes alone in his room

Drake the type of nigga that waits for niggas in public toilets to leave so he can take a shit 

Drake the type of nigga that beats off to tranny porn then comes on HB to say "NO Fap 2014 we in dis"


- Tracy Jackson
Confused at the public toilet one. If you need to use a toilet, and somebody is in it first, generally the thing......... OH ohhh I just got it... you mean... ok I got it.
February 3, 2014 @ 06:28 AM
kbos

Post: 2684

Join Date: May 2008

Location: boston

Drake the type of nigga that only crosses the street if there is a safe crosswalk near by.

Drake the type of nigga to shave a runway strip on his pubes.

Drake the type of nigga to light candles in the tub

Drake the type of nigga to cry during disney movies
February 3, 2014 @ 07:20 AM
JohnvHarrison

Post: 2086

Join Date: Nov 2011

I do both of those toilet ones in the op y'all can kiss my ass

http://www.theyhatechange.com Beauty Squad Click on the rise #B$C Get down or lay down

February 3, 2014 @ 07:35 AM
db_cooper

Post: 2308

Join Date: Feb 2006

Location: Los Angeles

DRAKE THE TYPE TO WAVE AT YOU WITH BOTH HANDS
February 3, 2014 @ 07:42 AM
reversal

Post: 918

Join Date: Jul 2010


Drake the type of nigga that pees on the side of the bowl to reduce noise.

Honestly, I do this with urinals and toilets at school bc shit splashes everywhere if you don't. 
February 3, 2014 @ 08:25 AM

Inactive

Drake the type white girls quote when they wanna make their slutty Insta pics seem inspirational

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