Trying to have dignity during sex. It's like, stop trying to look pretty. You're gonna make weird faces. You're gonna make weird sounds. You're crotch is gonna get sloppy and sticky, sweat will happen, your eye make up will run, your hair will get messy, slapping sounds will be made, spit will dribble down your chin, semen will be flying. Like, I ain't trying to have no dignity sex nigga. Just let it happen.
Showing off on social media. Always acting like they're in some sort of unwritten competition with the rest of the world's females. Like who the hell are you talking to? Why are you always competing with invisible opponenents? Who are these haters that you insist on proving yourself to?
Chicks who think they're smart because they have a college degree. It's like nah, you've become specialized in one field. You're not necessarily intelligent. You just proved that you can handle assignments and deadlines while applying information...half of which you probably forgot 6 months out of college. And reading wack books don't mean nothing either. I'm sure I've watched porn with more depth than 50 shades of grey. You ain't special cuz you read your porn.
Chicks who think they're fly because they wear expensive things but still look and act basic as hell.
Women who swear they're different and "wifey" material....but when you ask them what makes them special, they have no clue how to answer. It's because you're not. You've just convinced yourself you are because you've taken less penises than your slutty friend. But, penis count aside, you're not more special than her.