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April 8, 2009 @ 11:13 PM
saurier

Post: 1453

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Fourbones

OFFICIAL RUNDOWN

Here I am, sitting on the couch, in my friends dorm room. I wonder where my friend is. Oh, there's someone opening the door. Is it my friend? No, it's 2 cops. What are they doing in here? Well, i'd better hide this joint that's behind my ear.

"Excuse me? I don't know where the beer is, sir. No, I don't have any beer near me. No, not even under the couch. No, not even under my shirt. Sorry.

Where is it hidden? I don't know, this isn't my room"

Oh it looks like he found something. I hope I don't get breathalyzed. I had a beer about 20 minutes ago, it will probably still be in my system by now. Ok, now that he's looking in the drawers for weed it seems like a pretty good time to throw that joint in the corner. Ok, success on that front.

"Why do I have to take a breathalyzer, sir? I was just sitting on the couch. I agree, the music may be a little loud. So turning it down won't get me out of having to take a breathalyzer?

I wasn't aware that I was obstructing an officer, sir. No sir, I don't want to go to jail overnight for resisting arrest. No sir, I am not drunk. No sir, I have not smoked any marijuana.

So the choice is either go to detox or take a breathalyzer? How much does detox cost? $700?!

Ok, I guess I'll take the breathalyzer

Fuck...



I didn't say anything sir"

http://saurierco.com ///////////////////// Molosser Rex

April 8, 2009 @ 11:20 PM
Soul Kitchen

Post: 513

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: Oakland, CA

you were just sitting on a couch by your self listening to music, and they breathalyzed you? for what?
April 8, 2009 @ 11:30 PM
saurier

Post: 1453

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Fourbones

They could smell it on my breath apparently

http://saurierco.com ///////////////////// Molosser Rex

April 9, 2009 @ 01:35 AM
meowmix

Post: 149

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: San Diego

wtf this is bullshit will buying one of your shirts help
April 9, 2009 @ 01:46 AM
Ryon

Post: 2465

Join Date: May 2008

Location: 818

I had no clue drinking alcohol in a private residence was automatic breathalyzer
smh at cops and their ways
April 9, 2009 @ 01:48 AM
saurier

Post: 1453

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Fourbones

nah i'm good guys

thanks for the help

all the guys who sent me cash will be getting a little something in their mailboxes

http://saurierco.com ///////////////////// Molosser Rex

April 9, 2009 @ 02:01 AM
Chewbakka

Post: 724

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: K-Town, Lost Anjalee...

and why the fuck you still on hypebeast? lol
April 9, 2009 @ 02:57 AM
WojieWorldPeace

Post: 2511

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Buffalo, NY

and why the fuck you still on hypebeast? lol


It's the best way to skull fuck your sister bro

Buffalo Bills till I die.

April 9, 2009 @ 03:33 AM
TO2

Post: 226

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: Reno, Nevada

i'm in the same sort of situation. got knocked for underage drinking a while ago and sentence to 12 weeks of some bullshit alcohol class. i have a meeting with the marshall tomorrow to check my progress. i've only gone to one class and it's been five weeks so i'm kinda tripping
April 9, 2009 @ 01:31 PM
ahhhrt

Post: 2005

Join Date: Aug 2006

Location: toe ron toe

Had I seen this earlier I would have helped out.
Good to hear that you got it sorted out, but isn't there some sort of law being broken here? They just barged in and searched without a warrant?
April 9, 2009 @ 02:00 PM
saurier

Post: 1453

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Fourbones

I talked to the judge about it. The report said that the door wasn't fully closed. In the dorms the cops have the right to enter a room if the door isn't fully closed

http://saurierco.com ///////////////////// Molosser Rex


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