OFFICIAL RUNDOWN
Here I am, sitting on the couch, in my friends dorm room. I wonder where my friend is. Oh, there's someone opening the door. Is it my friend? No, it's 2 cops. What are they doing in here? Well, i'd better hide this joint that's behind my ear.
"Excuse me? I don't know where the beer is, sir. No, I don't have any beer near me. No, not even under the couch. No, not even under my shirt. Sorry.
Where is it hidden? I don't know, this isn't my room"
Oh it looks like he found something. I hope I don't get breathalyzed. I had a beer about 20 minutes ago, it will probably still be in my system by now. Ok, now that he's looking in the drawers for weed it seems like a pretty good time to throw that joint in the corner. Ok, success on that front.
"Why do I have to take a breathalyzer, sir? I was just sitting on the couch. I agree, the music may be a little loud. So turning it down won't get me out of having to take a breathalyzer?
I wasn't aware that I was obstructing an officer, sir. No sir, I don't want to go to jail overnight for resisting arrest. No sir, I am not drunk. No sir, I have not smoked any marijuana.
So the choice is either go to detox or take a breathalyzer? How much does detox cost? $700?!
Ok, I guess I'll take the breathalyzer
Fuck...
I didn't say anything sir"
