November 29, 2008 @ 10:56 PM

Post: 315

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: portland

Guy: I had a dream about you last night
Girl: Oh..what was it about?
Guy: I can't remember, but i woke up smiling ;)

Do you raise chickens? Cause you just made my cock grow.
November 29, 2008 @ 10:59 PM

Post: 1937

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Hypemore,Beastland

look at me and tell me you don't wanna receive child support.
November 29, 2008 @ 11:22 PM

Post: 1937

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Hypemore,Beastland

you should be on your knees looking for tha answer cThe Killers
November 30, 2008 @ 12:01 AM
Dunk Pimp

Post: 122

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: 951 hawmie

My Dick just died, can i burry it in your ass?
November 30, 2008 @ 12:03 AM

Post: 4461

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: California

you a tall glass of water, and i'm thirsty
November 30, 2008 @ 12:04 AM

Post: 984

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: Chode Island

are you a dead body? cause i sure want to anally rape you and cum down your throat and make you choke and die again. then slit both your wrists and stick my dick in them
November 30, 2008 @ 03:41 AM

Post: 394

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: St Louis x Boulder

"ay bay bay!"
November 30, 2008 @ 06:43 AM

Post: 1937

Join Date: Nov 2008

Location: Hypemore,Beastland

walks in room, sees girl and goes towards her. gives her "the look" and points at crouch and says, "it's time for him to go hard as the dude he's from."
i guarantee this will work for hb high-schoolers.
July 29, 2013 @ 01:50 AM
Master dan

Post: 52

Join Date: Jul 2013

08 thread

If i touched a little boy for every time you made me smile i would be Micheal Jackson
July 29, 2013 @ 01:52 AM


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Join Date: Jun 2013

did you just shit 

Cause i can smell you from miles away 

- Tracy Jackson

July 29, 2013 @ 05:02 PM

Post: 332

Join Date: May 2012

Location: 310

I got a knife and a penis and one of them is going into you tonight.

Iced out Arizona boyz

August 16, 2013 @ 09:55 PM

Post: 2280

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: UK


Heartbreak Boyz | Mia Khalifa Fan Club

August 17, 2013 @ 07:30 AM
ReRetro Everything!

Post: 112

Join Date: Jun 2013

*Insert Drake lyrics here*
August 18, 2013 @ 05:12 AM

Post: 1

Join Date: Aug 2013

Location: Golf Land

Is your phone in your back pocket? Cause I think that booty is callin me.

August 18, 2013 @ 08:55 AM

Post: 15

Join Date: Aug 2013

"If a fat man kidnaps you don't worry, I wished for you this Christmas"

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