so in 7th grade (99 or 00?) we were doin some random social studies project which required post it notes for whatever reason i cant remember, but me and the homies started writing some od bogus shit on them to put on peoples backs since everyone was kinda working in groups on the floor of the class/walking around rather than at everyones individual desks, we put one that said "i am woman hear me roar" on this frail kids back that used to always snitch, "my dad is gay now" on a girl whos parents just split because her dad cheated and came out of the closet, "polish princess" on this dorky kid we all hated who was born here in the states but he had a heavy fob straight outta poland accent and finally "i love hard cock" on this one wiener kid who we used to pick on hardcore.
as you can imagine kids were all just kind of laughing out of nowhere randomly once they started noticing the notes on these kids backs, for the most part the kids with post its on em just embarrassingly shrugged it off and had other kids take them off for em, so then the kid with the "i love hard cock" is walking around all sweet oblivious to why everyone in his path is snickering and our teacher notices and her jaw drops, she rips it off his back and walks to front of the class and slams the door loudly getting everyones attention and starts screaming "who wrote this and put it on jeremys back!?" me and the two homies tried our best to keep serious and hold out but our immaturity got the best of us and we just started busting out into laughter, our teacher no lie grabs us by the collars of our polos (catholic school) and drags us into the hallway, at this point shes like a half inch away from our faces screaming "ARE YOU KIDDING ME" & "I LOVE HARD COCK" over and over and over, i was like about to piss my pants cause i was on the verge of busting into tears laughing again when all of a sudden one of the kindergarten classes walks back into the school from recess or gym at the entrance right by our classroom and our teacher is screaming at the top of her lungs i love hard cock in front 30 lil ass kids and their teacher, i couldnt hold it and just started doin that half smile/smirk/laugh ...my teacher then proceeded to drag me outside where she could scream at me some more without anyone noticing, i see the whole class pressed against the windows staring at me when i just started goin off the top the head saying shit like my parents are thinking about a divorce and i may have to move away and this was just me acting out bc my probs at home, this teacher who was an ex 60s era hippie and very chill with me normally then just started lecturing me bout how i cant do that type of shit just bc my personal issues and that if i ever needed to talk after class she was there for me bc she knew i was smart (best grades in her class)and a good student blah blah and got off the hook clean
the summer of 8th grade we started stealing car emblems bc of that episode of the simpsons where they steal the "h" off skinners honda, we started with the h off the honda of that same teacher from the top story with a single screwdriver and it eventually blew out of proportion where we were riding our bikes with boltcutters and pliers to rich folk subdivisions to steal the jaguar ornaments off of jags, ripping caddy crowns off (both really hard to do), benz/bmw badges, and even got some corvette, dodge viper emblems and those aftermarket acura and honda colored emblems off ricers and wannabe ricer cars, we were making a killing on ebay getting upwards of $100 for the luxury/rare ornaments. 2 kids that started copying us who were ok friends but never were with our og crew got caught by cops one day trying to jack one off an aston martin in an industrial park lot, the one kid snitched on us all and the cops called all our parents, luckily i convinced my parents i had nothing to do with it bc the cops didnt catch me in the act (even though i was buying video games, pinwheel new eras, and kicks and shit lol)
so to get that kid back me and the homie who had two computers with cable internet (this was 2000 mind you) in his basement hatched a scheme on AIM. one comp had my screen name logged in and the other my girls screen name logged in(ya boy had her password/pussy locked haha). i guess you can say we sort of catfished him in the sense that we started chatting with him thinking he was talking to my girl when it was really us on her actual aim screen name. we knew dude was a hornball so we just got into it saying wild crazy shit like hey "would you wanna hook up with me", "i wanna try some new things with you cause i heard you got a big dick" just buttering this faggots ego lol, dude was just eating it all up saying yes to everything without even thinking twice, we just kept progressively saying wilder shit like "i think its so hot when guys finger their assholes and play with it" and dude was like yeah im doing it right now and it feels amazing, then we were like "i wanna give u head while u make out with another guy" and he was like that sounds hot, im down, eventually we convinced him that (my girl who he totally thought who it was talking to him) would fuck him if he let the one openly gay kid from our graduating class watch and suck his dick before entering the pussy and dude was like ill do whatever to any guy if we can fuck. me and my dude were straight rolling around on the ground dying in laughter considering what we got the kid to agree to. so we printed like 100 copies of the aim convos out and my boy took em to school and wrote the kids name on each print out and dropped everywhere in random parts of the high school they went to(i went to a diff HS) like two weeks into freshman year right before homecoming. word spread like wildfire and it even ruined his older brothers rep at the school who was a popular jock, like every kid at that school gave him constant shit for that aim convo, my boy said the hot cheerleaders would ask him in the hallways "how does your ass feel today?" and shit haha...needless to say kids entire high school career was over before it even could begin and he was known as "ass fingers" for the next 4 years lol