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February 15, 2012 @ 09:08 PM

Inactive

One time I left my car keys in the ignition all day when I was at work. Doors unlocked and everything. Someone could have drove off with my s***t.

I'm really just absent minded at times. Any similar stories?

I don't know how I got to this state, let me out of my cage, 'cause I'm dyin'...

February 15, 2012 @ 09:13 PM
Ecks

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Join Date: May 2011

Location: Albany, New York

Leaving my phone in the bathroom during a hot shower.


Damn...
February 15, 2012 @ 09:26 PM
KTA

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Join Date: Mar 2011

case of beer on roof of car. almost made it
February 15, 2012 @ 10:50 PM
DREWKKAKE

moderator

Post: 9632

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: 707/562

talking shit about someone via text and text the person

Forum Administrator • @DREWKKAKE

February 15, 2012 @ 10:57 PM
NapoleonComplex

Post: 2868

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: Eastside Westside Ge...

talking shit about someone via text and text the person

thats some teenage girl shit

FUCK DREWBACCA | smh fuck REVS to....

February 15, 2012 @ 10:59 PM
Visvimpapi

Post: 630

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: seattle WA

post in a thread where OP was a phaggot

brvndon.tumblr.com

February 15, 2012 @ 11:03 PM

Inactive

post in a thread where OP was a phaggot
post in a thread where OP was a phaggot


Mad?

I don't know how I got to this state, let me out of my cage, 'cause I'm dyin'...

February 15, 2012 @ 11:44 PM
Hypebeasted

Post: 102

Join Date: Jun 2011

Tried erasing ink
February 15, 2012 @ 11:46 PM
MrImFukNSleepN

Post: 2642

Join Date: Aug 2010

Location: The City.

Put the remote in the refrigerator.

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February 16, 2012 @ 12:41 AM
Lemonz

Post: 2693

Join Date: Sep 2011

Location: http://zyenet.tk

Middle of the night, reach for my phone and tried using the light from the phone, to search for the same phone under my sheets...
I didn't even realise I had it in my hand...
post in a thread where OP was a phaggot

*mort*
February 16, 2012 @ 01:01 AM
I.Run.Bad

Post: 203

Join Date: May 2011

^ lol'dirl
February 16, 2012 @ 01:03 AM
revs boi

Post: 151

Join Date: Feb 2006

Location: London

Thrown my vest in the toilet thinking it was the laundry basket
February 16, 2012 @ 01:12 AM
Jay_Bird

Post: 4030

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: NACOGDOCHES,TEXAS

fucking hoes

i literally tripped and fell in some pussy by accident

shit always happens when im not paying attention
February 16, 2012 @ 06:32 AM
dirtychubbs

Post: 146

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: sgv

holding trash in one hand and a drink in the other and when i go to throw away the trash i end up throwing away the drink instead. then i walk away like a db with the trash still in my hand not realizing what i did
February 16, 2012 @ 07:16 AM
WOLFdayz

Post: 831

Join Date: May 2011

Location: CANADA?

put the cereal in the fridge and milk on the shelf
talking while typing and end up typing what your saying
just dumb shit like that

i'll think of some others
February 16, 2012 @ 07:20 AM
missy.

Post: 2313

Join Date: Mar 2011

Location: ♥♥♥

lol these are hilarious.. i think i have too many i'd rather not share....

El Chino : id let claire fuck me with a strap on while im on poppers

February 16, 2012 @ 07:22 AM
HIGHDOSAGE

Post: 63

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: top of the world

Sitting on the toilet and mid-shit realizing I have nothin to wipe with...
February 16, 2012 @ 07:25 AM
jaded

moderator

Post: 7975

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: ಠ______ಠ

talking shit about someone via text and text the person


This, I've done it twice in my life and both times I had to try and play it off as a joke. Luckily I wasn't that harsh so I think they bought it.

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

February 16, 2012 @ 07:38 AM
Quezz

Post: 588

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: DMV

I almost drove down a one way street yesterday.
February 16, 2012 @ 08:07 AM
vanitas

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Join Date: Mar 2011

almost drowning in the pussy... but then i swam to her butt
February 16, 2012 @ 02:23 PM
Hazama

Post: 31

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: US

almost drowning in the pussy... but then i swam to her butt

^lol.On my high+drunk mode I put my dick in some girl ass by accident (thats was my first time working in dat ass doe)..felt so good I had to keep going...
February 16, 2012 @ 03:18 PM
Youth In Asia

Post: 1074

Join Date: Jun 2011

Location: San Antonio

Leaving my phone in the bathroom during a hot shower.


Damn...


What's wrong with this?

I do that

FPM - MUCKFATH

February 16, 2012 @ 03:32 PM
KTA

Post: 1191

Join Date: Mar 2011

steam makes condensation and water wrecks phones. its science
February 16, 2012 @ 03:42 PM
mallymall7

Post: 20

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: USA

forgot to turn my swag off. woke up with 3 females in my bed...smh dafuq i look like, the marriott?

naw but fareal left my iphone on top of the car omw way back to my house, got home couldnt find it, back-tracked, and found it in the middle of a hella busy intersection...mad slippin

Smang City Gauntlet - Forever The Dopest

February 16, 2012 @ 04:40 PM
Soul Rize

Post: 2074

Join Date: Dec 2010

Location: Houston

I keep leaving my phone every where. car, frieinds car, friends truck, class, other classes, tables in schoool, friends house, just everywhere. but i'm glad i know alot of honest people and they return it to me. I don't think i'll be ready for a smart phone anytime soon....

Cmon get down with a real nigga wussup

February 17, 2012 @ 01:40 AM
5tein

Post: 1105

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Milwaukee, WI

Bust a nut after raw doggin'.. Bitches don't like it when you make 'em force that shit out.

GIRLS DM ME if you want that PUSSY SUCKED BY LIL B - Lil B

February 17, 2012 @ 02:07 AM
Virunga

Post: 1315

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: GBR IRL

Put salad in a cup instead of a bowl

left car in gear then got out of the car

left phone in my lunch bag in the fridge all day, now it dosen't have a call log anymore

go to the kitchen, get there and forget what I was there to do

Dear Virunga, You have received an infraction at Hypebeast Forums. Reason: Insulted Other Member(s)

February 17, 2012 @ 02:12 AM
Beach2theBay

Post: 3384

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: Long Beach,CA

I've grabbed a pan from the oven with my bare hands a few times
February 17, 2012 @ 02:14 AM
xVILLN

Post: 6305

Join Date: Mar 2010

Location: LA

talking shit about someone via text and text the person


This was the cause of a breakup between me and my ex a while back.

http://illestxvillian.tumblr.com/

February 17, 2012 @ 03:36 AM
Hellah Fresh

Post: 4038

Join Date: Dec 2006

Nutted inside a bitch when i was too busy paying attention on how good that pussy was feeling.

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