Am I the only one that stopped using the zipper years ago?

Sep 13, 2011 @ 17:48
The idea of weaving through the slit in your boxers/briefs and THEN having to make it through the fly just to pee seems so unnecessary. I just unbuckle the belt and I'm ready to go in under 3 seconds.

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Sep 13, 2011 @ 17:49
Nah you look like a fool.
Sep 13, 2011 @ 17:51

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Sep 13, 2011 @ 17:54
threw your zipper hurts sometimes.
my pants are always low so my belt can stay buckle.
Sep 13, 2011 @ 17:55
threw your zipper hurts sometimes.
my pants are always low so my belt can stay buckle.


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Sep 13, 2011 @ 17:58
yeah i hate using the zipper, but ive noticed that theres less leakage when you go through the zipper

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Sep 13, 2011 @ 17:59
My pants are usually low and loose enough for me to just lower them and whip out my Niigger Dick when pissing

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Sep 13, 2011 @ 17:59
button fly ♥♥♥♥♥s stay winning smokeyface
Sep 13, 2011 @ 18:09
nah son

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Sep 13, 2011 @ 18:10
The only time I use the zipper is when I'm all did up in a suit and don't feel like untucking, removing shit tongueface
Sep 13, 2011 @ 18:14
The only time I use the zipper is when I'm all did up in a suit and don't feel like untucking, removing shit tongueface


yeah I feel you in situations like this

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Sep 13, 2011 @ 18:17
...lmao since when did ♥♥♥♥♥s think it was cool to put their only chance at naturally reproducing through interlocking metal teeth and shit? yall ♥♥♥♥♥s really that lazy that yall cant pop ya meat through the belt buckle

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Sep 13, 2011 @ 18:30
ya bruh, when i was 7, i zipped my dick after peeing. never again was the zipper used for urinating.
Sep 13, 2011 @ 18:52
Sep 13, 2011 @ 19:05
I never used the zipper in the first place. It never occurred to me to stick my piece through the interlocking metal jaws.
Sep 13, 2011 @ 19:06
Sep 13, 2011 @ 19:35
I've always unbuckled my shit. Yall some weirdos if you stick ur dick through that zipperhole


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lol wtf where you ever thinking in yuor life where you would risk grazing your dick against them sharp ass zipper teeth. like i have literally never dont that in my life.

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Sep 13, 2011 @ 19:40
Getting it out is easy, it's hard to get it back in without that last drop of piss getting on your pants
Sep 13, 2011 @ 19:50
I thought i was the only person, who didn't use the zipper, guess i ain't alone don't make no sense to me anyway though.
Sep 13, 2011 @ 20:04
Depends if I have anything tucked, it's annoying scrambling around trying to get my dick out. If I don't have anything tucked, I use the zipper.
Sep 13, 2011 @ 20:20
I never really relied on the zipper.

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Sep 13, 2011 @ 20:51
lmao the who the fuck ever put their dick through a zipper to piss in the first place?

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Sep 13, 2011 @ 21:18
i just pee in my pants, it's easier
Sep 14, 2011 @ 07:29
im not afraid to pull my dick out through zippers. i'm an adult.
Sep 14, 2011 @ 10:12
i aint never used that zipper, im not gonna stick my dick into that death trap no thanks b

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Sep 14, 2011 @ 10:17
none of my boxers even have that hole where you could stick your dick out

I've gone out the window

Sep 14, 2011 @ 19:56
always pull down my pants all the way with my ass sticking out

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Sep 17, 2011 @ 16:48
none of my boxers even have that hole where you could stick your dick out


you wearin em backwards
Sep 17, 2011 @ 17:00
^^ aahhaha

over the top, stay winning.

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Sep 17, 2011 @ 17:19
button fly ♥♥♥♥♥s stay winning smokeyface


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