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April 7, 2010 @ 02:27 PM
havok...

Post: 1465

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Pittsburg, CA

fold all the way.
April 7, 2010 @ 02:27 PM
nostalgia

Post: 2803

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: atlanta

I stand, it's simple really. After you shit, get some TP, stand up and wipe your ass till it's clean.
April 7, 2010 @ 02:32 PM
Its_SONIC

Post: 2228

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: PHILLY

this..you dont reach between your legs, go down your back and handle business


me too, bj sits
April 7, 2010 @ 02:37 PM
Wolfkiller

Post: 144

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: Rock Island, IL

sit i had no idea this many people stood up and wiped their ass thats on some neanderthal type shit


Weird for sure, but nothing compared to the barbarian savagery of wiping from the front. Blew my mind when I found out people did that.
April 7, 2010 @ 02:39 PM
Imco0l

Post: 767

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Canada

lmao, nice thread.......

fold FTW, and i DON'T stand
April 7, 2010 @ 02:41 PM
STI Guy

Post: 4516

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: nyc

i have that toilet that shoots water at my butt. i put it on max blast.
April 7, 2010 @ 02:45 PM
iggy-koopa

Post: 584

Join Date: Jan 2008

i have that toilet that shoots water at my butt. i put it on max blast.


I have this but its too messy

I sit, I don't reach under my legs but I go around to the back no homoz

and I don't fold but I forgot the other option
April 7, 2010 @ 02:46 PM
WojieWorldPeace

Post: 2511

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: Buffalo, NY

sit i had no idea this many people stood up and wiped their ass thats on some neanderthal type shit


Real talk.

Lift a butt cheek up and wipe...got damn.

Buffalo Bills till I die.

April 7, 2010 @ 02:53 PM
GucciTarantino

Post: 863

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Atlanta

and also fold ftw
April 7, 2010 @ 03:02 PM
ends!

Post: 1682

Join Date: May 2008

Location: Scotland

Halfway between sit and stand. Elevate the cheeks.
April 7, 2010 @ 03:02 PM
modernmischief

Post: 2477

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Richmond,VA

Stand,what kind of man wipes his ass sitting down,when you stand up you have greater range of motion and can apply more force.
April 7, 2010 @ 03:10 PM
trnst

Post: 223

Join Date: May 2009

st@nd
April 7, 2010 @ 03:15 PM
JesusHadDreads

Post: 1147

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: 904 Florida

I get my shoulder lean on and just lift a cheek while sitting, fold and front to back. Retweet That.
April 7, 2010 @ 03:27 PM
Carlton C-Note Banks

Post: 1715

Join Date: Jan 2009

gee thanks for the detailed description

that's actually not how i does it tho
April 7, 2010 @ 03:29 PM
Jim Jardashian

Post: 3892

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: Jermany Shore

ends read my mind.
April 7, 2010 @ 03:30 PM
dizzzzle

Post: 432

Join Date: Apr 2008

i used to stand when i was like 4.....

i hope people who stand put one leg on the seat, or else youre just smearing unnecessary poop
April 7, 2010 @ 03:48 PM
kylethenerd

Post: 1268

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: brooklyn.

I.. don't.. wipe.
April 7, 2010 @ 04:13 PM
moosehair

Post: 471

Join Date: Aug 2008

you never know what kind of topics offtopic threads will have lol.but i stand much easier i bet you some people still sit becuase thats the way theve been doing it
April 7, 2010 @ 06:18 PM
young idiot

Post: 6150

Join Date: Oct 2008

Location: London

Stand,what kind of man wipes his ass sitting down,when you stand up you have greater range of motion and can apply more force.


lol'd so much
April 7, 2010 @ 06:29 PM
brannen

Post: 1664

Join Date: Dec 2007

Location: Canoga Park, CA

What's a wipe?
April 7, 2010 @ 06:29 PM
nogatco

Post: 335

Join Date: Mar 2008

Location: 416

I used to be a stand up guy, but over the years I switched techniques. Now I'm a sitter, except in public washrooms.
April 7, 2010 @ 06:51 PM
ANTHONEEE

Post: 795

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: OKC

i never knew people sat and wiped their ass... me personally i like to get all up in that shit to make sure theres no skid marks and whatnot and make sure it won't be itchy later. i bet all you sit-downers are the ones with skidmarks.

http://anthonywho.com

April 7, 2010 @ 06:54 PM
skorone

Post: 262

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: san diego

wow you learn some new shit everday , now i honestly never knew anyone but 2-10 year olds stood up to wipe there ass. With that said i am obviously a sitter , just thought thats the way it was done, but fuck i will try the standing method if you all say it gets you cleaner ?? i am always down to try something better
April 7, 2010 @ 07:43 PM
ᴊᴜᴀɴ

Post: 6244

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Lurking

this..you dont reach between your legs go down your back and handle business


Werd
April 7, 2010 @ 07:53 PM
ThaGame

Post: 1433

Join Date: Apr 2009

Diapers for the win
April 7, 2010 @ 08:50 PM
iggyhaxor

Post: 1496

Join Date: May 2007

Stand. I never knew people did it sitting down. Don't you run the danger of smearing poo all over your bollocks
when you go to check the paper?



THAS WHAT IM SAYING!

this thread made me lol HARD IRL
April 7, 2010 @ 09:03 PM
JesusHadDreads

Post: 1147

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: 904 Florida

For now on, when I wipe my ass, Im gonna think of HB.
April 7, 2010 @ 11:39 PM
&y

Post: 4014

Join Date: Mar 2009

For now on, when I wipe my ass, Im gonna think of HB.


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April 8, 2010 @ 12:39 AM
brokelyn

Post: 167

Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: BKNY

wipe while doing a handplant
April 8, 2010 @ 12:42 AM
ASSHOLE

Post: 4230

Join Date: Apr 2009

I don't even wipe

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