Kanye West: “I Ain’t Doin No Muthaf**kin SNL Skits!”

Yeezy season in full effect. We have already received more footage of Kanye West‘s surprise gig at Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim Upfront event in NYC. This one, however, features the latest of his already notorious on-stage “rants.” In his monologue, Kanye addressed his recent Paparazzi x Sign Run-in incident as well as his upcoming appearance on the Saturday Night Live season finale. Read what he had to say below:

“I ain’t no muthafuckin’ celebrity… There’s one thing about me, I’m a terrible, terrible terrible celebrity. I don’t know if you really know there’s one thing about me but I’m the worst kind of, the worst kind of celebrity. All I do is make real music. All I do is sit in the studio and make real shit. And that’s it. And that’s muthafuckin’ it. That’s muthafuckin’ it!

So I don’t want no people runnin’ up on me with cameras, trying to like sell pictures and shit to magazines, asking me dumb ass questions, throwin’ me off my focus and shit. Harrasin’ you all muthafuckin day. I ain’t no muthafuckin’ celebrity.

It’s so funny. Somebody asked me, ‘when you do SNL, are you going to do a skit about the paparazzi and shit. And like humanize yourself?’ I ain’t hear to apologize to no muthafuckas, man. It ain’t about me humanizing myself. At what point did I become un-human where I had to turn myself back? Or maybe I was demonized? Or maybe I was treated inhumane and not human in that type of situation. I ain’t no muthafuckin’ celebrity. I ain’t runnin’ for office. I ain’t kissin’ nobody’s muthafuckin babies. I drop your baby and you sue me and shit. I’m trying to make some music that inspires people to be the best they can be. And I don’t want nobody to ask nothing else of me! Don’t ask nothing else of me.

Muthafuckas chasin’ you down, about to make you crash and shit. And all they want is for a nigga to laugh and shit. Hell nah, I ain’t doin no muthafuckin’ SNL skits. This is my got-damn life. This ain’t no muthafuckin’ joke.