Pick Up Lines

February 12, 2008 @ 23:56:34 PM
Post: 863
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: best place on earth
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I could see myself in your pants

The word of the day is legs, let's go back and spread the word

I lost my teddy bear, so baby doll, can I sleep wit you?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name _____(random name)?

I lost my phone number, do you have one I could borrow?

Let's get married and have kids
If not - we could practice


that song is dope haha, +rep
February 13, 2008 @ 00:11:21 AM
Post: 148
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: San Leandro, CA
"Is your name as pretty as your face" - Guy that likes Lisa from the Simpsons Movie
February 13, 2008 @ 00:13:39 AM
Post: 2795
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Portland Oregon
but for u? more like a junior subway sandwich!


MERKED!


wow. truth be told where do you find your images
February 13, 2008 @ 00:14:34 AM
Post: 325
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Portland, OR
"i'll bet you $20 i can kiss you without touching your lips"
kisses hoe
"worth every penny"

-RZA's white friend in derailed
February 13, 2008 @ 00:16:20 AM
Post: 1339
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: North side of the RotTen APple...Bronx NY
^but then u have to pay her $20...haha 20 cash to peck a broad is not worth it
February 13, 2008 @ 00:17:31 AM
Post: 148
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: San Leandro, CA
Me: "hey do you work at subway?"
Female: "no, why?"
Me: "because every time i see you i get a footlong"

MERKED.


OMG GG O_O
February 13, 2008 @ 00:18:45 AM
Post: 5271
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Adverse City.
You: Excue me, can I talk to you for a minute?
You (again): I said, excue me, can I talk to you for a minute?
Girl: Sure
You: I just wanted to let you know, your head looks RIDICOLOUS! (pronounce it like that)
Girl: Uhh, thanks.
You: Yeahhh, you are welcooome.

After that, pounce, you fierce tiger.
February 13, 2008 @ 00:18:46 AM
Post: 325
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Portland, OR
^yeah, i never said it was a good pick up line...haha. but if u watch the movie he ends up getting to watch her get raped so i think its actually worth the 20 in the end.smokeyface
February 13, 2008 @ 00:47:02 AM
Post: 5271
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Adverse City.
you: whats yo name delicate?
girl: yvonne
you: oh, oh damn. thats a french ass name yvonne! my lil kwasont, lil cheese, on my kwasont!

LOL. Hella funny to find out that the actor was actually a girl.
February 13, 2008 @ 01:26:34 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
hey ma are ur parents plumbers????cuz ur the SHIT!
hey baby wanna play army??its easy..i lay down and u blow the hell outa me
hey girl what fucks like a tiger an winks??(then you start winking at her)

wow my first postsmokeyface
February 13, 2008 @ 09:07:54 AM
Post: 1380
Join Date: May 2006
Location: New York
this thread makes me lol at how stupid it is...
I love it...smokeyface
"excuse me miss mind if take a few moments of your time..."
"If i was your heart, would you let me beat"
"hey young girl how u doin today??? HAY YUNG GYRL..HAY YUNG GYRLL!"

Bless.

February 13, 2008 @ 09:24:24 AM
Post: 105
Join Date: Feb 2006
"Are you a mechanic? Cause you just made my nuts tighten"
"I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore Uranus"
February 16, 2008 @ 16:33:28 PM
Post: 863
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: best place on earth
"Are you a Sergeant? becuase you made my private stand up straight."
February 16, 2008 @ 16:34:15 PM
Post: 5271
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Adverse City.
Wanna see a magic trick? I could make my number appear on your phone.
February 16, 2008 @ 23:17:06 PM
Post: 58
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Not too far from home
"girl, if i was a band aid you'd be my perfect cut."
dude use that on me on valentine's day
February 17, 2008 @ 00:40:21 AM
Post: 1732
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: N.O. LA
"girl, if i was a band aid you'd be my perfect cut."
dude use that on me on valentine's day


he smash or fail?
February 17, 2008 @ 01:11:17 AM
Post: 1395
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Philly
"Whats that smell like"? -UNforgivable.
February 17, 2008 @ 14:30:32 PM
Post: 2944
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Freeport LI
''Hi'' is the best pick up line. Ever.


no it's not. That shit don't work at all because bitches don't know how to carry conversations so they just say hi akwardly and don't say shit else.

All I do is smoke weed and listen to MF DOOM innercitykidsmusic.com

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February 17, 2008 @ 14:39:05 PM
Post: 2355
Join Date: Oct 2006
Originally posted by Inactive User
If I flip a coin, what's my chance of getting head?


if you flip a coin for anything the chances are 50/50....

you pass math class?
February 17, 2008 @ 14:40:15 PM
Post: 1030
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: east coast with the most
"Do you have these in a 10 and a half?"
February 17, 2008 @ 14:41:49 PM
Post: 2355
Join Date: Oct 2006
Can you hold this for me while I take a walk? *holds out hand or penis if you are feeling confident*

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February 17, 2008 @ 16:32:13 PM
Post: 41
Join Date: Mar 2007
hi, there pleased to meet you. I have some meat to please you.
February 17, 2008 @ 17:33:09 PM
Post: 325
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Portland, OR
Originally posted by Inactive User
i'm guessing that you don't get the joke.


lol looks like canvas is too smart
February 17, 2008 @ 17:53:55 PM
Post: 4375
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: nyc
wow canvas gets the award for guy trying to act smart but makes dumb comment.
February 17, 2008 @ 18:33:02 PM
Post: 1630
Join Date: Jan 2007
Originally posted by Inactive User
i'm guessing that you don't get the joke.


your that fucken dumb? ahaha idiot.
February 17, 2008 @ 19:49:56 PM
dmwalking
Forum Moderator
Post: 3670
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: New England
^yeah, i never said it was a good pick up line...haha. but if u watch the movie he ends up getting to watch her get raped so i think its actually worth the 20 in the end.smokeyface


I can't front, I lol'd at this.

yeah im highkey pounding at my keyboard rn getting heated, but its really nothing we can do about it razz So how was your day today?

February 17, 2008 @ 19:51:07 PM
Post: 58
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Not too far from home
he smash or fail?


failed, miserably. he was rockin girbauds and filas
February 17, 2008 @ 20:11:12 PM
Post: 1732
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: N.O. LA
failed, miserably. he was rockin girbauds and filas


lmao
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