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February 12, 2008 @ 11:56 PM
snaV

Post: 950

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: best place on earth

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I could see myself in your pants

The word of the day is legs, let's go back and spread the word

I lost my teddy bear, so baby doll, can I sleep wit you?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name _____(random name)?

I lost my phone number, do you have one I could borrow?

Let's get married and have kids
If not - we could practice


that song is dope haha, +rep
February 13, 2008 @ 12:11 AM
Jordeezy

Post: 150

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: San Leandro, CA

"Is your name as pretty as your face" - Guy that likes Lisa from the Simpsons Movie
February 13, 2008 @ 12:13 AM
FearItSelf

Post: 3103

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: Portland Oregon

but for u? more like a junior subway sandwich!


MERKED!


wow. truth be told where do you find your images
February 13, 2008 @ 12:14 AM
OldeEngri$h

Post: 345

Join Date: Feb 2007

Location: Portland, OR

"i'll bet you $20 i can kiss you without touching your lips"
kisses hoe
"worth every penny"

-RZA's white friend in derailed
February 13, 2008 @ 12:16 AM
LogIc

Post: 1383

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: North side of the Ro...

^but then u have to pay her $20...haha 20 cash to peck a broad is not worth it
February 13, 2008 @ 12:17 AM
Jordeezy

Post: 150

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: San Leandro, CA

Me: "hey do you work at subway?"
Female: "no, why?"
Me: "because every time i see you i get a footlong"

MERKED.


OMG GG O_O
February 13, 2008 @ 12:18 AM
soulamazing.

Post: 5499

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

You: Excue me, can I talk to you for a minute?
You (again): I said, excue me, can I talk to you for a minute?
Girl: Sure
You: I just wanted to let you know, your head looks RIDICOLOUS! (pronounce it like that)
Girl: Uhh, thanks.
You: Yeahhh, you are welcooome.

After that, pounce, you fierce tiger.
February 13, 2008 @ 12:18 AM
OldeEngri$h

Post: 345

Join Date: Feb 2007

Location: Portland, OR

^yeah, i never said it was a good pick up line...haha. but if u watch the movie he ends up getting to watch her get raped so i think its actually worth the 20 in the end.cool
February 13, 2008 @ 12:47 AM
soulamazing.

Post: 5499

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

you: whats yo name delicate?
girl: yvonne
you: oh, oh damn. thats a french ass name yvonne! my lil kwasont, lil cheese, on my kwasont!

LOL. Hella funny to find out that the actor was actually a girl.
February 13, 2008 @ 01:26 AM
Endure

Post: 4

Join Date: Jan 2008

hey ma are ur parents plumbers????cuz ur the SHIT!
hey baby wanna play army??its easy..i lay down and u blow the hell outa me
hey girl what fucks like a tiger an winks??(then you start winking at her)


wow my first postcool
February 13, 2008 @ 09:07 AM
Makepeace

Post: 1665

Join Date: May 2006

Location: New York

this thread makes me lol at how stupid it is...
I love it...cool
"excuse me miss mind if take a few moments of your time..."
"If i was your heart, would you let me beat"
"hey young girl how u doin today??? HAY YUNG GYRL..HAY YUNG GYRLL!"

Bless.

February 13, 2008 @ 09:24 AM
eMily

Post: 126

Join Date: Feb 2006

"Are you a mechanic? Cause you just made my nuts tighten"
"I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore Uranus"
February 16, 2008 @ 04:33 PM
snaV

Post: 950

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: best place on earth

"Are you a Sergeant? becuase you made my private stand up straight."
February 16, 2008 @ 04:34 PM
soulamazing.

Post: 5499

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

Wanna see a magic trick? I could make my number appear on your phone.
February 16, 2008 @ 11:17 PM
complxsuede

Post: 58

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Not too far from hom...

"girl, if i was a band aid you'd be my perfect cut."
dude use that on me on valentine's day
February 17, 2008 @ 12:40 AM
typo

Post: 2245

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: N.O. LA

"girl, if i was a band aid you'd be my perfect cut."
dude use that on me on valentine's day


he smash or fail?
February 17, 2008 @ 01:11 AM
YDNA

Post: 1416

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: Philly

"Whats that smell like"? -UNforgivable.
February 17, 2008 @ 02:30 PM
damnwitless1

Post: 3011

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: Freeport LI

''Hi'' is the best pick up line. Ever.


no it's not. That shit don't work at all because bitches don't know how to carry conversations so they just say hi akwardly and don't say shit else.

All I do is smoke weed and listen to MF DOOM innercitykidsmusic.com

February 17, 2008 @ 02:39 PM
Canvas08

Post: 2529

Join Date: Oct 2006

If I flip a coin, what's my chance of getting head?


if you flip a coin for anything the chances are 50/50....

you pass math class?
February 17, 2008 @ 02:40 PM
nucky

Post: 1097

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: east coast with the...

"Do you have these in a 10 and a half?"
February 17, 2008 @ 02:41 PM
Canvas08

Post: 2529

Join Date: Oct 2006

Can you hold this for me while I take a walk? *holds out hand or penis if you are feeling confident*
February 17, 2008 @ 04:32 PM
rysgood2go

Post: 44

Join Date: Mar 2007

hi, there pleased to meet you. I have some meat to please you.
February 17, 2008 @ 05:33 PM
OldeEngri$h

Post: 345

Join Date: Feb 2007

Location: Portland, OR

i'm guessing that you don't get the joke.


lol looks like canvas is too smart
February 17, 2008 @ 05:53 PM
STI Guy

Post: 4516

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: nyc

wow canvas gets the award for guy trying to act smart but makes dumb comment.
February 17, 2008 @ 06:33 PM
realignant

Post: 1640

Join Date: Jan 2007

i'm guessing that you don't get the joke.


your that fucken dumb? ahaha idiot.
February 17, 2008 @ 07:49 PM
dmwalking

moderator

Post: 3684

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: New England

^yeah, i never said it was a good pick up line...haha. but if u watch the movie he ends up getting to watch her get raped so i think its actually worth the 20 in the end.cool


I can't front, I lol'd at this.

Last name Ever, first name Worst Mod

February 17, 2008 @ 07:51 PM
complxsuede

Post: 58

Join Date: Apr 2007

Location: Not too far from hom...

he smash or fail?


failed, miserably. he was rockin girbauds and filas
February 17, 2008 @ 08:11 PM
typo

Post: 2245

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: N.O. LA

failed, miserably. he was rockin girbauds and filas


lmao
February 17, 2008 @ 09:42 PM
damnwitless1

Post: 3011

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: Freeport LI

If I was a girl, I'd fuck anybody who talked to me...

All I do is smoke weed and listen to MF DOOM innercitykidsmusic.com

February 17, 2008 @ 09:44 PM
soulamazing.

Post: 5499

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

If I was a girl, I'd fuck anybody who talked to me...

Even if it was...BRIAN PEPPERS????!!!!! suprised

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