Pick Up Lines

February 12, 2008 @ 23:56:34
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I could see myself in your pants

The word of the day is legs, let's go back and spread the word

I lost my teddy bear, so baby doll, can I sleep wit you?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name _____(random name)?

I lost my phone number, do you have one I could borrow?

Let's get married and have kids
If not - we could practice


that song is dope haha, +rep
February 13, 2008 @ 00:11:21
"Is your name as pretty as your face" - Guy that likes Lisa from the Simpsons Movie
February 13, 2008 @ 00:13:39
but for u? more like a junior subway sandwich!


MERKED!


wow. truth be told where do you find your images
February 13, 2008 @ 00:14:34
"i'll bet you $20 i can kiss you without touching your lips"
kisses hoe
"worth every penny"

-RZA's white friend in derailed
February 13, 2008 @ 00:16:20
^but then u have to pay her $20...haha 20 cash to peck a broad is not worth it
February 13, 2008 @ 00:17:31
Me: "hey do you work at subway?"
Female: "no, why?"
Me: "because every time i see you i get a footlong"

MERKED.


OMG GG O_O
February 13, 2008 @ 00:18:45
You: Excue me, can I talk to you for a minute?
You (again): I said, excue me, can I talk to you for a minute?
Girl: Sure
You: I just wanted to let you know, your head looks RIDICOLOUS! (pronounce it like that)
Girl: Uhh, thanks.
You: Yeahhh, you are welcooome.

After that, pounce, you fierce tiger.
February 13, 2008 @ 00:18:46
^yeah, i never said it was a good pick up line...haha. but if u watch the movie he ends up getting to watch her get raped so i think its actually worth the 20 in the end.smokeyface
February 13, 2008 @ 00:47:02
you: whats yo name delicate?
girl: yvonne
you: oh, oh damn. thats a french ass name yvonne! my lil kwasont, lil cheese, on my kwasont!

LOL. Hella funny to find out that the actor was actually a girl.
February 13, 2008 @ 01:26:34
hey ma are ur parents plumbers????cuz ur the SHIT!
hey baby wanna play army??its easy..i lay down and u blow the hell outa me
hey girl what fucks like a tiger an winks??(then you start winking at her)

wow my first postsmokeyface
February 13, 2008 @ 09:07:54
this thread makes me lol at how stupid it is...
I love it...smokeyface
"excuse me miss mind if take a few moments of your time..."
"If i was your heart, would you let me beat"
"hey young girl how u doin today??? HAY YUNG GYRL..HAY YUNG GYRLL!"

Bless.

February 13, 2008 @ 09:24:24
"Are you a mechanic? Cause you just made my nuts tighten"
"I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore Uranus"
February 16, 2008 @ 16:33:28
"Are you a Sergeant? becuase you made my private stand up straight."
February 16, 2008 @ 16:34:15
Wanna see a magic trick? I could make my number appear on your phone.
February 16, 2008 @ 23:17:06
"girl, if i was a band aid you'd be my perfect cut."
dude use that on me on valentine's day
February 17, 2008 @ 00:40:21
"girl, if i was a band aid you'd be my perfect cut."
dude use that on me on valentine's day


he smash or fail?
February 17, 2008 @ 01:11:17
"Whats that smell like"? -UNforgivable.
February 17, 2008 @ 14:30:32
''Hi'' is the best pick up line. Ever.


no it's not. That shit don't work at all because bitches don't know how to carry conversations so they just say hi akwardly and don't say shit else.

All I do is smoke weed and listen to MF DOOM innercitykidsmusic.com

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February 17, 2008 @ 14:39:05
Originally posted by Inactive User
If I flip a coin, what's my chance of getting head?


if you flip a coin for anything the chances are 50/50....

you pass math class?
February 17, 2008 @ 14:40:15
"Do you have these in a 10 and a half?"
February 17, 2008 @ 14:41:49
Can you hold this for me while I take a walk? *holds out hand or penis if you are feeling confident*

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February 17, 2008 @ 16:32:13
hi, there pleased to meet you. I have some meat to please you.
February 17, 2008 @ 17:33:09
Originally posted by Inactive User
i'm guessing that you don't get the joke.


lol looks like canvas is too smart
February 17, 2008 @ 17:53:55
wow canvas gets the award for guy trying to act smart but makes dumb comment.
February 17, 2008 @ 18:33:02
Originally posted by Inactive User
i'm guessing that you don't get the joke.


your that fucken dumb? ahaha idiot.
February 17, 2008 @ 19:49:56
dmwalking
Moderator
^yeah, i never said it was a good pick up line...haha. but if u watch the movie he ends up getting to watch her get raped so i think its actually worth the 20 in the end.smokeyface


I can't front, I lol'd at this.

HB stands for Help Beast. Currently supporting the supportive movement.

February 17, 2008 @ 19:51:07
he smash or fail?


failed, miserably. he was rockin girbauds and filas
February 17, 2008 @ 20:11:12
failed, miserably. he was rockin girbauds and filas


lmao
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