May 13, 2014 @ 07:52 AM
Glo'bito

Post: 1810

Join Date: Dec 2012

Location: Chiraq

almost got caught fappin by my parents. I heard the front door starting to open while i was in the middle of beating my meat but luckily ya boy had that swiftness. turned off the computer and ran to the bathroom but my clothes was still in the living room. i had my towel so I played it off like i was bout to take a shower. then my parents came in. it was still awkard af and I feel embarrassed just thinking about it.

“those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum.”

May 13, 2014 @ 11:07 AM
jackowe

Post: 212

Join Date: Oct 2012

Location: Sydney, AU

bump this thread is amazing

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May 13, 2014 @ 11:31 PM
AmericanLegend

Post: 2770

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: USA

almost got caught fappin by my parents. I heard the front door starting to open while i was in the middle of beating my meat but luckily ya boy had that swiftness. turned off the computer and ran to the bathroom but my clothes was still in the living room. i had my towel so I played it off like i was bout to take a shower. then my parents came in. it was still awkard af and I feel embarrassed just thinking about it.
dead man we have all experienced this, me on a handful of occasions 

taste the glamour

June 30, 2014 @ 12:39 AM
Hypnosis

Post: 230

Join Date: Jan 2014

Location: The Bay, CA

come on fam, lets revive this. thread had potential cool
June 30, 2014 @ 06:23 AM
D1Sellout

Post: 185

Join Date: Jun 2014

Location: BAMA

In 9th grade I was real frail but I decided I should start wrestling. 

First day of practice (most people quit so they never had tryouts). Anyways, the first day we were doing basic stuff. We got into a small circle type of shit where you went one on one as long as you could. 

My first time in the circle this dude threw me about 5 feet into a wall. This part was the L cause this girl I was talking to was there. 

Part 2. 

Idk if me being thrown did it, but that night I woke up with terrible pain in my crotch region. So my mom told me to take some advil and try to sleep it off. 

Nope, 3 hours later it was still there, we went to the hospital, my stepdad had to carry me cause I deadass couldn't walk. We go through everything to find out my right testicle twisted around something. I go in for this surgery, time passes, they told me they had to cut off half my right testicle. In fact, if we waited like 1 or 2 hours longer the entire thing would have been dead and I'd need an prosthetic.

My biggest L is me almost losing my dick at 14. 

Ariana Grande wouldn't treat me like this

June 30, 2014 @ 06:44 AM
D1Sellout

Post: 185

Join Date: Jun 2014

Location: BAMA

Another one

I was born with a serious stutter, I had pretty much no control of it until 10th grade. 

Every girl laughed except for the cool ones. This one, probably the finest 8th grade girl in Colorado at the time liked me. So we "dated" for about a week. 

The next week I found out one my old boys got her pregnant. 

I stuttered terribly
Good looking girl broke up with me
My home got her pregnant. 

3 L's in one

Ariana Grande wouldn't treat me like this

June 30, 2014 @ 02:23 PM
Ape

Post: 3130

Join Date: Sep 2010

In 9th grade I was real frail but I decided I should start wrestling. 

First day of practice (most people quit so they never had tryouts). Anyways, the first day we were doing basic stuff. We got into a small circle type of shit where you went one on one as long as you could. 

My first time in the circle this dude threw me about 5 feet into a wall. This part was the L cause this girl I was talking to was there. 

Part 2. 

Idk if me being thrown did it, but that night I woke up with terrible pain in my crotch region. So my mom told me to take some advil and try to sleep it off. 

Nope, 3 hours later it was still there, we went to the hospital, my stepdad had to carry me cause I deadass couldn't walk. We go through everything to find out my right testicle twisted around something. I go in for this surgery, time passes, they told me they had to cut off half my right testicle. In fact, if we waited like 1 or 2 hours longer the entire thing would have been dead and I'd need an prosthetic.

My biggest L is me almost losing my dick at 14. 
wow

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June 30, 2014 @ 05:49 PM
.AG23.

Post: 691

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: I still hate missy.

Fuck. I was 8 years old on the T ball team, we were about to play a game. I go to the concession stand to get a pickle cause I was hungry af, I eat a whole fucking pickle in like 2 minutes then I head out to the field (I was playing outfield) Anyway, the game started and I'm just standing there kicking around dirt when I get the bubble guts. Fuck I had to shit so bad but I was scared to just walk off the field and go poop. Well I fucking shit myself in my tight light grey baseball pants in front of a whole audience, you could see the shit seeping through. My dad had to walk me off the field as I cried with my pants filled with shit.
8 years old and still hitting off the tee. thats the real L
June 30, 2014 @ 05:58 PM
.AG23.

Post: 691

Join Date: Sep 2007

Location: I still hate missy.

I'm almost embarrassed to post this, but since I have some free time at work, I'm mustering the courage to post this.

Basically, was at the club the other day with my boy from back home. I've got a girl, a good one too, but every once in a while, I need to go out to make sure I'm not losing my social skills with women. I had a few glasses of Johnnie Walker and was ready to hit the club. After navigating for about 30 minutes, I stepped out because I needed some air; the clubs in Seoul don't have a maximum capacity limit so shit gets stifling in there. There was a shorty looking bored so I swooped and started chopping it up. Her friend bounced with some other dude, so we went in, started macking, etc. I told her I had a lady and I came out to make some new friends. We were getting tired, so I asked her if she wanted to bounce, her response sadly was, I can't leave my friend here. 

Long story short, we were both looking for our friends and when she found her friend, she bounced. I don't know why I tried to play that Romeo role helping her look for her friend and shit. I made too many mistakes when the cards were in my favor at a couple points. First time I've gotten emotional over a ho at the club, on some Drake shit. Typing this now even makes me cower in shame as a man. Damn bro, I feel like I was being a little bitch and too clingy on a basic bitch. She was basic, but when I was feeling up on her, she had a tight body. Self enlisted in the Hall of Fame for taking L's. 
i feel you bro. Mines not as bad since i was younger, but i did the same shit at a house party. 10th grade AG holding some thots hand being dragged around looking for her friend. All with a big ass smile. L train boarded that night sad
July 9, 2014 @ 07:28 PM
from02hero

Post: 1452

Join Date: Oct 2012

Bump....don't let this thread die

IG:From0twohero

July 9, 2014 @ 09:14 PM
oneallah

Post: 3960

Join Date: Mar 2012

Location: in yo closet

Another one

I was born with a serious stutter, I had pretty much no control of it until 10th grade. 

Every girl laughed except for the cool ones. This one, probably the finest 8th grade girl in Colorado at the time liked me. So we "dated" for about a week. 

The next week I found out one my old boys got her pregnant. 

I stuttered terribly
Good looking girl broke up with me
My home got her pregnant. 

3 L's in one
.......................yall get bitches pregnant in the 8th grade?
da fuq
July 9, 2014 @ 09:24 PM
Pantic

Post: 3895

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

^how is that an L either way? Dodged a fucking bullet man if it was his kid his life would be over.
July 9, 2014 @ 09:25 PM
AmericanLegend

Post: 2770

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: USA

damn thats a huge L 
ur own homie fuking ur bitch and she fine then she gets prego DAMN

taste the glamour

July 9, 2014 @ 10:15 PM
DonBishopSpacePimp

Post: 3756

Join Date: Jun 2013

Location: The Crime Labyrinth


My home got her pregnant.

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July 9, 2014 @ 10:26 PM
carloz1989

Post: 296

Join Date: May 2012

I take a permanent L with this bitch I was sprung up on my HS sweetheart. I threw this bitch a surprise party for her bday and this bitch went ahead and invited the fool she was fucking on the side to the party. I shook this niggas hand and chilled with him all night. I never even found out till months later when this nigga fessed up and told me. Of course I didnt believe him so we show up to her school (she had already graduated at the time) and call this bitch out in front of her entire class. I got made looking like a bitch in a room full of women (she was going to cosmetology school.) Anyways me and the bitch part ways and then a couple years later we start talking again and I introduce her to a group of friends i was hanging out with at the time. This bitch ends up getting nailed by all of them and is now the mother of one of the dudes I introduced her to. Fucked up part is I didn't know she was with dude at the time and I was smashing until I found out. Fuckn L for lyfe
July 9, 2014 @ 11:33 PM
AmericanLegend

Post: 2770

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: USA

I take a permanent L with this bitch I was sprung up on my HS sweetheart. I threw this bitch a surprise party for her bday and this bitch went ahead and invited the fool she was fucking on the side to the party. I shook this niggas hand and chilled with him all night. I never even found out till months later when this nigga fessed up and told me. Of course I didnt believe him so we show up to her school (she had already graduated at the time) and call this bitch out in front of her entire class. I got made looking like a bitch in a room full of women (she was going to cosmetology school.) Anyways me and the bitch part ways and then a couple years later we start talking again and I introduce her to a group of friends i was hanging out with at the time. This bitch ends up getting nailed by all of them and is now the mother of one of the dudes I introduced her to. Fucked up part is I didn't know she was with dude at the time and I was smashing until I found out. Fuckn L for lyfe
pics of this bitch?

taste the glamour

July 9, 2014 @ 11:37 PM
carloz1989

Post: 296

Join Date: May 2012

I never kept pix of this bitch. I'd post her name, but dont want to get banned. I've always been told she was really attractive tho, by both men and women.
July 9, 2014 @ 11:39 PM
Pantic

Post: 3895

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

damn carloz that's one giant ass L... Never trust a bitch in cosmetology school.
July 9, 2014 @ 11:47 PM
carloz1989

Post: 296

Join Date: May 2012

L left me scarred for life Bruuuuh. Crazy shit is around the same time she got knocked up was the same time we were smashing and that baby lowkey looks like me. bahah imagine this nigga is raising my kid. i tried to talk to him too, but the nigga didnt want to believe me. This bitch's pussy has got magical powers.
July 10, 2014 @ 12:01 AM
chimpskibot

Post: 404

Join Date: Apr 2012

^bruh drop that shit with your homie you dodged that parenthood bullet.
July 10, 2014 @ 12:34 AM
carloz1989

Post: 296

Join Date: May 2012

^nah bruh he aint my homie. When I found out she was doing him dirty I told him bout it cuz she straight made him look like a bitch too by posting all kinds of shit about him on the interwebz while we were smashing. So I kept it real and told this nigga when I found out and he didnt want to believe me. Pussy power to the max I tell ya.
July 11, 2014 @ 08:37 AM
Wiseguy

Post: 75

Join Date: Mar 2014

the  power of pussy
July 15, 2014 @ 02:56 AM
Tetris_God

Post: 30

Join Date: Jul 2014

These ls are too intense
November 12, 2014 @ 01:06 AM
Based Boy

Post: 1273

Join Date: Feb 2013

b

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November 12, 2014 @ 05:54 AM
from02hero

Post: 1452

Join Date: Oct 2012

bump this up

IG:From0twohero

November 13, 2014 @ 05:57 AM
Herban

Post: 1533

Join Date: Apr 2010

Was in Vegas for my wife's, at the time, 21st birthday. We went out there with her two sisters and their husbands. To say the least, her two sisters are not attractive at all. My wife signed us all up for some shit called a club crawl which is where you get on this party bus and it takes you to various clubs at different hotels. I was 22 at the time but I'm way over clubbing and shit would rather be at some chill bar/lounge or kickback at a friend's house because going to the club with your girl you're guaranteed to have a horrible time. They were giving out free shots of this cheap ass vodka all night on the bus so by the time we got to the second club my wife was pretty much borderline drunk. I'm tipsy because I don't really like vodka that much shit is gross tbh and a fucking shot of scotch or whiskey is almost $18 at these overrated ass clubs. For the whole bus ride my wife and I were chopping it up with that hot ass bitch nice ass titties and ass she was some type of latina because she spoke spanish with my girl. Ya boy saw this as an opportunity to have a threesome if my wife and ol girl was drunk enough.

Luckily the next stop was at this club which happened to be at the Aria where we were staying at so it would be easy for me to get both that broad and my girl back to the room. So pretty much been in this club for 20min and both girls had 2 shots since we got there so they were drunk and my wife whispers in my ear, "babe we should make out with her". So my wife starts kissing her then she starts kissing me then I start kissing my wife. Then the bitch whispers in my ear telling me how my wife and I are really hot etc etc. The whole time I've been keeping these fucking thirsties off us. I don't know why but these Indian Bollywood niggas just randomly come up and start trying to dance with my wife and our new friend. So ya boy had to was swatting these niggas like flies and shit.

Suddenly these MALE twins come up to us. They were gay and flamboyant as fuck. Turns out they're this latina's brothers and shit. So they start dancing with us but they getting a little to close to the point where I gotta tell these niggas I'm not into that shit. But I try not to offend their sister cause ya boy trying to have a threesome not some gay orgy.

So to sum all this shit up one of my my wife's sister and her husband bounce early. Her other sister's husband  bounced and left my with both my wife and her sister. The latina girl dissappeared because I ended having to take care of both my wife and her sister. They were both drunk as fuck and stumbling around. I ended up having to take both of them up to the room and they pass out as soon as we get there so ya boy couldn't even smash his own wife. Before you niggas say" breh u shoulda smashed both ur wife and her sister.", her sister is obese I WOULD NOT SMASH THAT and it would just be awkward at family gatherings.


So ya boy didn't get to have a threesome but I went downstairs and came up a rack on craps.
November 13, 2014 @ 05:09 PM
susdaddy

Post: 837

Join Date: May 2012

Location: in da booty

In 6th grade we were wrestling in gym class. The whole class gathered in a circle and we took turns wrestling each other. So when my turn came up, I ended up getting pinned down by my boy, and the pressure caused me to rip ass. Some kid in my class plugged his nose and said he needed to take a shower. So yea..pinned down, ass up, farting on my 6th grade classmates. Traumatizing 
November 13, 2014 @ 07:05 PM
BigPO

Post: 1669

Join Date: Sep 2012

Freshmen in High School, met this chick over myspace, pictures looked about a 7.5/10, but promising, hard to tell because it's myspace. So I get the number, we're suppose to link up to watch some comedy movie, I get there, and she doesn't show. So I was like word, I'll take the L, she was prolly a 3.5 light 4 anyways. I'm heading into the movie and I see my boy, and my Ex. I guess they were getting close, I didn't think much of it because she'd let me smash regardless who she was with at the time. So to prove a point, I text her while we watching the movie and sitting right next to her like, "yo, you know the deal". We head to the back of the movies, fuck in some random field, it's pitch black, rain drops falling, some music video shit. Luckily I didn't get wet....but she did nahhhhmean.

Anyway doe, we head back to the movies and guessssss what...the myspace bitch showed up half way through the film. And guesssssss what, she was 9/10. I SWEAR TAH GAWD. I'm a freshmen, she was a Sophmore, had her own whip, black and korean, braces, crazy lips, wore barely to no make-up. But wait it gets worst.

My nigga told her where I was, and what I was doing. We cool, so it was more comedic than fucked up, we go back, way back. I had to charge it to the game on that.

But wait it gets eveeeeeeen worst. My boy bags the myspace chick, getting free rides, she buying him shit. He hits for the first time and tells me, not only does she have a tongue ring, but bruh nipple piercings, and clit piercing.


BRUH. I forever hold that L. 

S/S 14 playboy gang est. 2014. #FW14NeopreneGang

November 13, 2014 @ 07:27 PM
Pantic

Post: 3895

Join Date: Jan 2010

Location: cold north

so you stole his bitch that he stole from you, and then he steals the bitch you were supposed to meet in return. Ain't even a real L...
November 13, 2014 @ 08:30 PM
BigPO

Post: 1669

Join Date: Sep 2012

so you stole his bitch that he stole from you, and then he steals the bitch you were supposed to meet in return. Ain't even a real L...
I missed an opportunity on smashing a Kimora Lee Simmons look-alike to mess with a Ex. 

Her: Car, older, piercings.

My Ex: is an ex for a reason. 

a L in my opinion

S/S 14 playboy gang est. 2014. #FW14NeopreneGang


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