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July 30, 2009 @ 04:52 AM
DREWKKAKE

moderator

Post: 9648

Join Date: Oct 2007

Location: 707/562

fuck all you ***** im a 2k5 on pbnation. i forgot my 2k4 account sad

Forum Administrator • @DREWKKAKE

July 30, 2009 @ 04:53 AM
EDMjeremy

Post: 13

Join Date: Jul 2009

from pbnation

lol'd so hard at this.


roflmao!
July 30, 2009 @ 04:58 AM
vin

Post: 365

Join Date: Nov 2007

just now
me( 02:51:5cool: LOL
him/her ( 02:55:33): wat
me( 02:55:40): when are u gonna let me tap that
him/her ( 02:55:46): that asssssssssssssssssss>
me ( 02:55:52): ya
me ( 02:55:53): when
me( 02:56:29): hurry the fuck up
me( 02:56:32): time is cash
him/her ( 02:56:41): ill leave you hangin
him/her ( 02:56:43): like a ******
me ( 02:56:46): LOL.
July 30, 2009 @ 05:05 AM
daytona squared

Post: 1885

Join Date: Mar 2009

Location: seattle

Stranger: hello ?
You: can i stick my dick in ur ass
Stranger: no
You: please sad
Stranger: where r u from ?

You: LA
Stranger: how old..
You: 8
Stranger: really ?
You: no
Stranger: -_-
You: so u up for anal or what
Stranger: ...
You: just try it
Stranger: anal ~?
You: penis in ass
Stranger: do u want it?
You: i want to give
You: no just take it
Stranger: do you have a picture of you ?

rip subprime

July 30, 2009 @ 05:08 AM

Inactive

^Chris Hansen his ass.
July 30, 2009 @ 05:17 AM
soulamazing.

Post: 5501

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Adverse City.

Note to self: I'm currently on page 57 of the tap gurl thredd on PBNation. Srsly can't get through this whole thread in 2 hours.
July 30, 2009 @ 05:29 AM

Inactive

I tried to get through that thread, but then it got down to 1 attempt every other page so I was like fuck it.
July 30, 2009 @ 08:02 AM

Inactive

me: yo
him: sup
me: whats good
him: nothing bout to go cop a new board, whats good *****
me: posted, ay i got a question
him: alright what?
me: when can we fuck
him: lmfao ***** you gay
me: no im not, im serious
him: meet me at xtreme board shop no homo
me: iight, omw
him: you got extra bearings?
me: yeah *****, spit fires
him: bring those and some comdoms
me: iight, be there in 15
him: iight


Lmao. You got extra bearings

Best thread in a looong time.
July 30, 2009 @ 08:26 AM
snaV

Post: 950

Join Date: Aug 2007

Location: best place on earth

Ahahhahahahahah
July 30, 2009 @ 11:47 AM
JayLovesPinays

Post: 3356

Join Date: Aug 2008


her: what would you say if i told you i was a prostitute
Me: i wouldnt pay mroe then 3 dollars an hour
her: your so mean you dont love me
Me:true dat
Her: wow im mad at you
Me:K
Me :ayyyyyyyyyyy so when you gunna let me tap dat
her:haha wow
me:is that a yes
her:ummmmmm thats a WTF
Me: does wtf stand for want to ****?
her:ummmm maybe.... I'm just confused
me:Y?
her:cause im still mad at you
me:soooooo.... when you gunna let me tap that
her:umm not right now

Ahhh shit...

-THiZZ


I busted out laughing
July 30, 2009 @ 11:49 AM
EggyStaysFresh

Post: 245

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Las Vegas

i guess im not the only one that goes to PBN's ST.

fuck all you ***** im a 2k5 on pbnation. i forgot my 2k4 account sad


2003 member here smile

joined way back when i was in highschool and played paintball.
July 30, 2009 @ 11:52 AM
JayLovesPinays

Post: 3356

Join Date: Aug 2008

me: Ay what it is hoe
her: You're drunk.
Me: Nah girl. When can i tap that ***
her: You're definitely drunk...
Me: nah girl. I wanna tap that *** so hard whoever pulls me out will become the king of england.
Her: You have a ****ed up sense of humor.


hahahahahahaha


omg i'm cryin! Lol
July 30, 2009 @ 12:17 PM
Virungȧ

Post: 291

Join Date: Jul 2009

Location: Madison, WI

Join Date: Dec 2004

I PWN YOUR ASS AND I WAS A SPONSORED PAINTBALLER. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


Dude thats so 1337
July 30, 2009 @ 12:28 PM
And

Post: 166

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: San Diego

me:HEy (name here)
her: who is this
me:your best friend
her: and whose that again
me: i'll let you know once you answer my question
her: what question
me: so when am i gonna get to tap that
her:when you tell me who you are
me: andrew n
her: oh i knew it was you
me: so when am i gonna get to tap that
her: how the fuck did you get my number and there is no way way in hel u r getting this
me:lolwat
her:I have a boyfriend sorry
me:whose your bf he doesnt need to know
her: i dont want to do anythign with you and my boyfriend already knows about you and he wants to kick your ass
me:lol whose your bf
her:tp kid you don't know him and you don't wanna know him
me:i wanna fight him for this pussy
her: yeah lets not
me: w/e it was nice talking to you again
her: yeah you too im gonna sleep now bye
me:was that sarcasm cuz i meant it
her: no i meant it too but i also mean tthat im tired and that im going now
me:are you interested cuz your still texting
her: no good night
me: good night the offers still on the table i know you want it.
July 30, 2009 @ 12:54 PM
ASSHOLE

Post: 4230

Join Date: Apr 2009

2003 member here smile

joined way back when i was in highschool and played paintball.


I been a member since 1981, back when it was first invented.
coolsmilecoolsmilecoolsmilecool
July 30, 2009 @ 12:59 PM
EggyStaysFresh

Post: 245

Join Date: Jun 2009

Location: Las Vegas

I been a member since 1981, back when it was first invented.
coolsmilecoolsmilecoolsmilecool


it was launched in 2001 smile
July 30, 2009 @ 01:16 PM
ASSHOLE

Post: 4230

Join Date: Apr 2009

it was launched in 2001 smile


na, na, na, I meant paintball
July 30, 2009 @ 01:47 PM
W33ZY

Post: 1152

Join Date: Feb 2008

me: ayo wassgood <NAME REMOVED>? long time no talk.
her: hey! its been years! how are you
me: ive been aight. can i ask you a serious question
her: sure wats up?
me: when can i beat like chris brown?
her: wat?
me: WHEN CAN I TAP THAT?!
her: like fuck?
me: YES. WHEN U GONNA LET ME TAP THAT?
her: u changed alot since high school
me: you didnt answer my question

no reply ;/


LMFAO at u changed a lot since high school hahaha
July 30, 2009 @ 02:23 PM
KlAzE1

Post: 540

Join Date: Jul 2008

Location: City where no pity i...

lmao this is some funny shit, i wanna try it but i think id get too many yes' and when are you coming over, while im with my girl, then its me running for my life.
July 30, 2009 @ 02:39 PM
natssokrispy

Post: 39

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: MEXICO

same


lololol.
fuck pbn
July 30, 2009 @ 02:45 PM
SAMURAIFLY

Post: 164

Join Date: Jul 2009

Me: aww shit my dog died sad
her: aww thats so sad
me: i know right..
her: yeah real sad
me: Yeah so sad
her: yup..sad
me: yeah soo sad
her: ok not that sad
me: can i suck your grandmas asshole?
No reply
July 30, 2009 @ 02:49 PM
mYslead

Post: 1138

Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Montreal

i would but then they're gonna talk to my gf sad


word lol

& that 'bring food' & excalibur reference conversations are fucking gold.
July 30, 2009 @ 02:57 PM
superb

Post: 642

Join Date: Apr 2009

Location: wrldwide

lololol, I hopped on omegle and started chatting with strangers.
" Log "
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: yes
You: how are you doing
Stranger: fine and u?
You: are you a girl ?
Stranger: yes
You: So when can i get to tap that?
Stranger: tap what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

- fail haha

~( wavy )~

July 30, 2009 @ 03:06 PM
filth

Post: 3394

Join Date: Feb 2009

Location: Vancouver

Me:Sup wit it girl
Her:Hey haven't heard from you in hella long
Me:I know right, been hella long a can i ask you a question though
Her:Uhh okay what's up?
Me:Can i tap that ass
Her:The fuck?
Me:Is there a problem?
Her:Uhhh yea i haven't spoke to you in hella long and you ask me if we can fuck?
Me:Nah nah i said tap that ass
Her:There isn't a difference and i don't get down like that
Me:So how you want it then
Her:Im gonna forward this to my bf
Me:Whoa whoa i don't do 3sums wit another dude only two females
Her:Really now

Me:Yea so how you want it on your back or face in the pillow

She hasn't texted back...

-THiZZ


hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
July 30, 2009 @ 03:11 PM
JayLovesPinays

Post: 3356

Join Date: Aug 2008

me:HEy (name here)
her: who is this
me:your best friend
her: and whose that again
me: i'll let you know once you answer my question
her: what question
me: so when am i gonna get to tap that
her:when you tell me who you are
me: andrew n
her: oh i knew it was you
me: so when am i gonna get to tap that
her: how the fuck did you get my number and there is no way way in hel u r getting this
me:lolwat
her:I have a boyfriend sorry
me:whose your bf he doesnt need to know
her: i dont want to do anythign with you and my boyfriend already knows about you and he wants to kick your ass
me:lol whose your bf
her:tp kid you don't know him and you don't wanna know him
me:i wanna fight him for this pussy
her: yeah lets not
me: w/e it was nice talking to you again
her: yeah you too im gonna sleep now bye
me:was that sarcasm cuz i meant it
her: no i meant it too but i also mean tthat im tired and that im going now
me:are you interested cuz your still texting
her: no good night
me: good night the offers still on the table i know you want it.


Golden.
July 30, 2009 @ 03:29 PM
pre-dent.

Post: 80

Join Date: May 2008

this is too damn funny! haha
July 30, 2009 @ 03:42 PM
k3vin fr3sh

Post: 791

Join Date: Mar 2007

Location: miami

him(4:26:45 PM): hey
her(4:28:34 PM): no sorry
her(4:28:36 PM): dont talk to me
her (4:28:38 PM): alexia might find out
him (4:29:07 PM): LOL
him (4:29:10 PM): k..
her (4:29:14 PM): not funny.
her (4:29:14 PM): bye
him (4:29:43 PM): wait
him(4:29:46 PM): i gotta ask something
her (4:30:13 PM): wut do u want
him(4:30:45 PM): when you finna let me tap dat?
her (4:31:30 PM): when u gna quit bieng a deuche?

trappersgonnatrap.tumblr.com

July 30, 2009 @ 04:12 PM
KrackHead

Post: 250

Join Date: Aug 2008

Location: 301 - Maryland

wow lmao
I love this thread...
don have the balls to try this
July 30, 2009 @ 04:49 PM
richedesilien

Post: 477

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: Here.

this thread WINS lmaoo

do you support systematic white supremacy or nah?

July 30, 2009 @ 04:53 PM
And

Post: 166

Join Date: Dec 2008

Location: San Diego

well im running out of girls i dont care about to do it to.

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