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Who's got that pretty bitch face, AND can spit game. Vol Tinder (iPHONE NIGGAS ONLY)

Jan 21, 2014 @ 03:04
Not to bump an old thread, but at the beginning of the spring semester (a few weeks ago now) me and a buddy of mine made a bet who could get laid off of this app first. Today he sent me this picture with something along the lines of "I win". It can be done. 


I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

Jan 21, 2014 @ 03:20
It was'nt him it was dat Ralph doesmokeyface

I like Polo and stuff.

Jan 21, 2014 @ 16:47
Like I said I never used the internet to meet ladies but my observations have been this:

Ok Cupid...
My homie joe uses that, pulled some legit good looking females off that. I know some chill females who say they use it. My cousin met his girl on that shit and shes fionneee as hell so yeah that. Have seen plenty of bangable hipster chicks and girls with actual lives and jobs and shit on there
I just joined that shit yesterday. Some fine females from the Philly area. What's the percentage of me ending up a missing person trapped in a bando?

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

Jan 22, 2014 @ 04:00
Not to bump an old thread, but at the beginning of the spring semester (a few weeks ago now) me and a buddy of mine made a bet who could get laid off of this app first. Today he sent me this picture with something along the lines of "I win". It can be done. 

your friend is kinda frail tbh

-Caterpillar
Jan 22, 2014 @ 04:34
Joined cupid a week ago, posted a pic of me holding 2 buckets of chicken. Fat bitches started messaging me n shit. Most girls in here either just want to straight up fuck(hella sketchy) or really want a serious relationship.

:0

Jan 22, 2014 @ 06:56
Originally posted by Inactive User
Joined cupid a week ago, posted a pic of me holding 2 buckets of chicken. Fat bitches started messaging me n shit. Most girls in here either just want to straight up fuck(hella sketchy) or really want a serious relationship.
thats how every girl is in life, work it for what suits your needs
Jan 22, 2014 @ 07:02
Smashed a hot or not chick. Had her drive to Venice from Long Beach
Jan 22, 2014 @ 08:57
Originally posted by Inactive User
Joined cupid a week ago, posted a pic of me holding 2 buckets of chicken. Fat bitches started messaging me n shit. Most girls in here either just want to straight up fuck(hella sketchy) or really want a serious relationship.
Any girl that use a dating app is looking to fuck... can never have a serious relationship knowing that she fucked at least 6 niggas a week before you.

Is she constantly posting selfies? If yes, why is she seeking attention from other men?

Jan 22, 2014 @ 19:06
^
where did you acquire this supreme knowledge?

In my observation, cupid girls are usually looking to meet someone for more than just fucking, and there are actually some decent people on there, and tinder people are just a bunch of ugly hoes desperate as fuck trying their best to show pictures that make them look much better than they do in real life.
Jan 22, 2014 @ 19:24
Originally posted by Inactive User
Not to bump an old thread, but at the beginning of the spring semester (a few weeks ago now) me and a buddy of mine made a bet who could get laid off of this app first. Today he sent me this picture with something along the lines of "I win". It can be done. 

your friend is kinda frail tbh

-Caterpillar
He's getting more ass than any of my boys who frequent the gym (Disregarding Tinder), so it's casual. 

I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

Jan 22, 2014 @ 21:57
Originally posted by Inactive User
your friend is kinda frail tbh

-Caterpillar
He's getting more ass than any of my boys who frequent the gym (Disregarding Tinder), so it's casual. 
more power to him then!

-Caterpillar
Jan 22, 2014 @ 22:08
I'm a pretty boy tbh
Mar 09, 2014 @ 12:45
I found that the when you restart the app after it checks your location, the first few girls that appear are ones that have liked you. In case anyone wanted to know.
what you mean by restart ? as in delete the account and reopen ? or close the app and start it up again ?
Mar 09, 2014 @ 18:40
^^just close the app and restart, i noticed this too
Mar 09, 2014 @ 23:25
lol op off yourself for the greater good
Mar 14, 2014 @ 11:00
Just downloaded this app and ya boi got matched with this 10/10 heavenly blessed beauty. Tybg.



Mar 14, 2014 @ 13:03
Just downloaded this app and ya boi got matched with this 10/10 heavenly blessed beauty. Tybg.



Watch out for catfishes, could show up to her house and it's a fat bitch with a peg leg, you ever seen the wayans brothers

Edit: anyone get that reference 

Team #1059

Mar 14, 2014 @ 13:14
Just downloaded this app and ya boi got matched with this 10/10 heavenly blessed beauty. Tybg.



GET IT DONE
Mar 14, 2014 @ 16:20
Just downloaded this app and ya boi got matched with this 10/10 heavenly blessed beauty. Tybg.


You already took the L
Everyone uses that corny line to open bruh
Mar 14, 2014 @ 16:32
this is how you do it 
Mar 14, 2014 @ 18:27
lol damn "love at first swipe" is one of the things it says under a match before you start talking to her. she ain't even know

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Mar 14, 2014 @ 18:43
this is how you do it 
why did u tell her you are a virgin.

now she's gonna think that u look like this IRL



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Mar 14, 2014 @ 18:46
Lol virgin pick up line #success

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Mar 15, 2014 @ 08:22
Das it mane!
Apr 02, 2014 @ 22:07



oh she a trick she fell for the magic sheittttt



hb sorcerer gang 

Apr 04, 2014 @ 03:15
I hope this thread lives forever.
Apr 04, 2014 @ 03:20
Damn. I retired but im boutta get back in the game for these hb pics. priceless ahahah
Apr 04, 2014 @ 06:22
i brought back my facebook for this chit mayne.

tinder isnt great if you are an average looking basketball american.

chits for average looking white males - to actually attractive dudes of any color.

got like 5 matches and only one of them replied. 4 messages were exchanged and dunzo.

might just stick to jackin off.

FS: Supreme X Loro Piana Overcoat Sz. M

Apr 05, 2014 @ 16:45

And just like that, I got a date today 
Apr 05, 2014 @ 17:57
Hook, line and sinker


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