How do I ask what hair product this mexican gangbanger uses

April 26, 2014 @ 00:25:05
So I live in a pretty white area in San Diego but theres this one dude at my highschool who is like a full on cholo. Hes got 213 tatted on his chest and he drives a donk to school. Now everytime I see this dude walking around @ school I just have to stare at him for like a good 3 minutes. Dude's hair just looks immaculate. Not a single piece of hair is out of place. It's just this fucking perfect slicked back flow. I really want to know what he uses in his hair but im kinda scared that the dude will like beat me up or shank me or something.

what do you guys think?
April 26, 2014 @ 00:43:57
Just man up and ask bro lol
April 26, 2014 @ 00:47:46
So I live in a pretty white area in San Diego but theres this one dude at my highschool who is like a full on cholo. Hes got 213 tatted on his chest and he drives a donk to school. Now everytime I see this dude walking around @ school I just have to stare at him for like a good 3 minutes. Dude's hair just looks immaculate. Not a single piece of hair is out of place. It's just this fucking perfect slicked back flow. I really want to know what he uses in his hair but im kinda scared that the dude will like beat me up or shank me or something.

what do you guys think?
I think yo 1/2homo already. You stare at this man and admire his immaculate hair? And instead of asking that man this question, you run to this shit like its dear diary? "not a single piece of hair is out of place"?? Da Fuk?  Just come out that closet. Its 2014, you're safe.

Young Rich Nigga

April 26, 2014 @ 00:50:18
Its no secret cholos use semen for their hair fam. Tell him u'll suck his dick and ask him to cum on ur hair
April 26, 2014 @ 00:50:55
I'm guessing you live in east lake or OB

Twitter: @KiddCoast

April 26, 2014 @ 00:53:23
1. join the gang
2. become his right hand man
3. come out the closet to him
4. after he has sex with you and tells you to leave wipe his nut off your forehead to the back of your head

yw im expecting $100 sent to my paypal within two days

edit: @kidsmooves beat me to it

Team #1059

April 26, 2014 @ 01:05:41
I'm guessing you live in east lake or OB
surprisingly i live in del mar which is like the whitest area in sd. no idea why hes here
April 26, 2014 @ 01:21:58
Those big ass container filled with hair gel 

lol ok....

April 26, 2014 @ 01:39:59
Originally posted by Inactive User
Those big ass container filled with hair gel 
dead

taste the glamour

April 26, 2014 @ 01:40:09
lmaooo those vagabond cholos r everywhere
 they jus the gang version of hypebeasts in their prime
 i too live in a white af area and theres always those 1 or two gang wannabe kids when i was in school
in my area they had some straight scandinavian kid in their gang dude was full on cholo on some american me shit lol his name was some norwegian ass shit too haha prolly pantics cousin or sumthin idk
dude was chill af though

taste the glamour

April 26, 2014 @ 02:17:44


he probably uses this
April 26, 2014 @ 02:20:26
i also saw him wearing a hair net/see-thru du rag. is that how he gets his flow so good? i might try one...
April 26, 2014 @ 02:35:11
i also saw him wearing a hair net/see-thru du rag. is that how he gets his flow so good? i might try one...
Yup, you're a fag.

Young Rich Nigga

April 26, 2014 @ 02:52:54
the wave cap smokeyface

Team #1059

April 26, 2014 @ 03:34:14
does he wear his flannels buttoned at the top with dickies

“those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum.”

April 26, 2014 @ 03:34:37
does he wear his flannels buttoned at the top with dickies

“those who break the rules are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum.”

April 26, 2014 @ 03:42:18
Originally posted by Inactive User
the wave cap 
damn im actually considering buying one of these. will they work if im white? im not trying to get waves just a sick flow
April 26, 2014 @ 03:49:43

free max b 2013

April 26, 2014 @ 03:57:35
Originally posted by Inactive User
does he wear his flannels buttoned at the top with dickies
i always just remember u as your rocko avatar
April 26, 2014 @ 04:24:37
like this? lol
April 26, 2014 @ 04:45:09
like this? lol
holy shit. its almost exactly like this but his sides are better and he has no ponytail. who is this?
April 26, 2014 @ 04:45:40
honestly op, if you're in Cali its probably called Johnny B or Jonny B. Its blue hair product 
April 26, 2014 @ 07:03:30
From a far you throw both arms in the air and yell out "yo what's good ese"  then as you approach him you then do the initial gang handshake like so


if he accepts you then say "what's that shit you put in your hair cuz to make it all smooth and shit? got a hook a brother up dog"

....if not prepare yourself or you'll end up like the guy on the right
April 26, 2014 @ 20:59:43
Originally posted by Inactive User
the wave cap 
damn im actually considering buying one of these. will they work if im white? im not trying to get waves just a sick flow
yeah youll look like the gawd, dont wear a beanie tho you dont want him to think your trying to to be black. also you should lease a Maserati 


Team #1059

April 26, 2014 @ 21:05:28
dang, this thread is racist.
April 26, 2014 @ 21:32:24
like this? lol
holy shit. its almost exactly like this but his sides are better and he has no ponytail. who is this?
that's from stand and deliver, solid movie

the front of the mazzi look like a fork dont it

April 27, 2014 @ 06:02:45
how do i reaacch deezz kiiidss
April 27, 2014 @ 07:58:13
Tres Flores puto
April 27, 2014 @ 07:59:29
April 27, 2014 @ 13:53:44
Its no secret cholos use semen for their hair fam. Tell him u'll suck his dick and ask him to cum on ur hair
You gonna wake up dead tomorrow.

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