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February 12, 2014 @ 10:27 PM
B.M.

Post: 876

Join Date: Aug 2009

Location: Filadelfia

Update: I got this chick trying to smash..but she wants me to drive 25 minutes to her friends to pick up weed. She did offer road-head which makes me reconsider the theft of my car and wallet.

What if I'm missing out on getting smoked up and having a three-way? 

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

February 12, 2014 @ 10:32 PM
powerball

Post: 793

Join Date: Jul 2008

my boy met his current gf on this like 2 months back. he showed us her nudes that she sent before they started dating saying how he was gonna smash and a month or so later he asked her out so its pretty awkward whenever we see her with him now.
February 12, 2014 @ 11:15 PM
chief

Post: 6759

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

most of the chicks on here are ugly

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February 12, 2014 @ 11:21 PM
AGUA

Post: 497

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Boston, MA

They're not going to be dimes, it's just a bunch of thots using it. There are a few decent looking girls if you look hard enough. 
February 12, 2014 @ 11:22 PM
Hellah Fresh

Post: 4068

Join Date: Dec 2006

Update: I got this chick trying to smash..but she wants me to drive 25 minutes to her friends to pick up weed. She did offer road-head which makes me reconsider the theft of my car and wallet.

What if I'm missing out on getting smoked up and having a three-way? 
Sounds like she is luring you into a trap. I'd say FUCKIT yolo lol.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/dec/7/craigslist-killers-police-say-newlyweds-stabbed-ma/
February 12, 2014 @ 11:33 PM
chief

Post: 6759

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

we'll see how this plays out


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February 13, 2014 @ 12:04 AM
Hashy

Post: 473

Join Date: Apr 2010

^ Ma nigga  , I can't find no good looking females but then again I am in Tacoma thot capital of the world
February 13, 2014 @ 04:28 AM
SonOfRise

Post: 2918

Join Date: Jan 2013

Location: Earth

^ Ma nigga  , I can't find no good looking females but then again I am in Tacoma thot capital of the world
If you trying to smash use your real home town if not make some shit up and try to get nudes. That's what I did I have like 4 accounts for the main cities. I even made a fake persona and Gmail account so I can email them an shit. 
But I ain't tryna smash because my text game is weak and if I can pullem it's probably a catfish. So I just go for some weak ass nudes. I only got like 6 

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

February 13, 2014 @ 04:53 AM
Sentimental

Post: 1678

Join Date: Nov 2012

Location: L.A.

^ Ma nigga  , I can't find no good looking females but then again I am in Tacoma thot capital of the world
If you trying to smash use your real home town if not make some shit up and try to get nudes. That's what I did I have like 4 accounts for the main cities. I even made a fake persona and Gmail account so I can email them an shit. 
But I ain't tryna smash because my text game is weak and if I can pullem it's probably a catfish. So I just go for some weak ass nudes. I only got like 6 
You sound experienced. Sus.
February 13, 2014 @ 05:00 AM
asapraq

Post: 300

Join Date: Mar 2013

^ Ma nigga  , I can't find no good looking females but then again I am in Tacoma thot capital of the world
If you trying to smash use your real home town if not make some shit up and try to get nudes. That's what I did I have like 4 accounts for the main cities. I even made a fake persona and Gmail account so I can email them an shit. 
But I ain't tryna smash because my text game is weak and if I can pullem it's probably a catfish. So I just go for some weak ass nudes. I only got like 6 
You sound experienced. Sus.
u aint even playin right if you aint trying go all the way, settlin for nudes from 4's n shit nah
February 13, 2014 @ 05:10 AM
SonOfRise

Post: 2918

Join Date: Jan 2013

Location: Earth

^ Ma nigga  , I can't find no good looking females but then again I am in Tacoma thot capital of the world
If you trying to smash use your real home town if not make some shit up and try to get nudes. That's what I did I have like 4 accounts for the main cities. I even made a fake persona and Gmail account so I can email them an shit. 
But I ain't tryna smash because my text game is weak and if I can pullem it's probably a catfish. So I just go for some weak ass nudes. I only got like 6 
You sound experienced. Sus.
u aint even playin right if you aint trying go all the way, settlin for nudes from 4's n shit nah
Nah man nudes were for giggles I didn't fap to them or anything. 
But I can legitimately say I can get LV. 4 GILFS cool

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

February 13, 2014 @ 05:12 AM
SonOfRise

Post: 2918

Join Date: Jan 2013

Location: Earth

^ Ma nigga  , I can't find no good looking females but then again I am in Tacoma thot capital of the world
If you trying to smash use your real home town if not make some shit up and try to get nudes. That's what I did I have like 4 accounts for the main cities. I even made a fake persona and Gmail account so I can email them an shit. 
But I ain't tryna smash because my text game is weak and if I can pullem it's probably a catfish. So I just go for some weak ass nudes. I only got like 6 
You sound experienced. Sus.
Not expericenced or anything I took like theater arts and shit like that to improve my acting skills and it really comes in handy with improvising. 

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

February 13, 2014 @ 05:50 AM
unknown force

Post: 415

Join Date: Feb 2007

Location: san diego

www.cougarlife.com

fuck da youngin's
February 13, 2014 @ 05:55 AM
powercumm

Post: 127

Join Date: Jan 2014

tinder hoes>these dusty ass chicks lol 
February 13, 2014 @ 06:07 AM
SonOfRise

Post: 2918

Join Date: Jan 2013

Location: Earth

www.cougarlife.com

fuck da youngin's
Bout to check this out. Gonna start flexin My dick game to cool 

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

February 13, 2014 @ 06:13 AM
Bobby Trill

Post: 64

Join Date: Jul 2013

Location: United States

Thread has potential
February 13, 2014 @ 07:04 AM
unknown force

Post: 415

Join Date: Feb 2007

Location: san diego

what app to use for free number doe? aint tryna get stalked 
February 13, 2014 @ 07:50 AM
spriteremix

Post: 1065

Join Date: Aug 2012

wow if i was single id kill this "competition" in one day

them dating sites are a gold mine if you're good looking and not retarded

literally free pussy everywhere

cute bitches that are just down to come over smoke, give head n get fukd

bagged 10+ bitches in just a couple months of being on pof before i met my girl (not on pof)
February 13, 2014 @ 08:44 AM
kbos

Post: 2685

Join Date: May 2008

Location: boston

my boy met his current gf on this like 2 months back. he showed us her nudes that she sent before they started dating saying how he was gonna smash and a month or so later he asked her out so its pretty awkward whenever we see her with him now.

Why is that awkward?
February 13, 2014 @ 08:52 AM
orgasmikksole

Post: 114

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: socali.

Update: I got this chick trying to smash..but she wants me to drive 25 minutes to her friends to pick up weed. She did offer road-head which makes me reconsider the theft of my car and wallet.

What if I'm missing out on getting smoked up and having a three-way? 
ROLL DA DICE BREHHHHH
February 13, 2014 @ 08:53 AM
Ruthless

Post: 2346

Join Date: Oct 2012

Lol at y'all having a contest to pull average females off of the internet like it's something that's hard to do 

Lol at y'all being the same people who talk shit when I make a thread about pussy.. Because I can't talk about having sex, but it's perfectly fine to talk about making small talk over the net with someone who may or may not actually be a female 

Fuckin hypocrites 

Let me see those downvotes

February 13, 2014 @ 08:56 AM
chief

Post: 6759

Join Date: Feb 2008

Location: WA

Lol at y'all having a contest to pull average females off of the internet like it's something that's hard to do 

Lol at y'all being the same people who talk shit when I make a thread about pussy.. Because I can't talk about having sex, but it's perfectly fine to talk about making small talk over the net with someone who may or may not actually be a female 

Fuckin hypocrites 
nigga it's not every day were gettin on party buses

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February 13, 2014 @ 09:02 AM
Knowmad

Post: 118

Join Date: Nov 2013

Location: USA

SMH, you guys should really look at these gnarly ass chicks on OkCupid from Boise... IM OUT. Can't wait to see what this thread turns into tho lmao
February 13, 2014 @ 10:02 AM
isthistobe

Post: 388

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: USA

yo want to get in on this, but I'm already tied down tho
February 13, 2014 @ 01:25 PM
meFLOW

Post: 1912

Join Date: Dec 2010

Just hit her with the "Age is merely a number derived at by humans to keep track of our existence in relation to the earths revolution around the sun, so in essence it is arbitrary and meaningless, really we can just call it 10 years and I'm ok with that" pasta. 
And we wait..

OYOYOYOYOO

real nigga call

2013 summer fit battle champion buying 7.5 visvim kiefers eFLOW

February 13, 2014 @ 04:37 PM
FLVMINCO

Post: 393

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Tyler, Texas

Made an acct, looked at the females on it in my area, needless to say nothing but scrags.

Follow me @Pyrex_Lanvin on twitter, mixed women are the GOAT.

February 13, 2014 @ 05:23 PM
AGUA

Post: 497

Join Date: Jun 2012

Location: Boston, MA

what app to use for free number doe? aint tryna get stalked 
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.pinger.textfree

This app, just search Textfree on the app store on your phone and it'll be like the first one. Again, this app is good cause your number has an area code in your actually area, it isn't some random number that's like half way across the country. I'd  recommend it. 
February 13, 2014 @ 05:50 PM
PinoyAko

Post: 340

Join Date: Feb 2014

The easiest way to smash a girl of POF/OKC is to use an account using a Male Models pictures and then agree to meetup somewhere. That's where you come in. Feeling vulnerable after being stood up by the guy of her dreams, you come in to comfort her and fuck the shit out of her.
February 13, 2014 @ 05:54 PM
kingdumb

Post: 36

Join Date: Sep 2013

The easiest way to smash a girl of POF/OKC is to use an account using a Male Models pictures and then agree to meetup somewhere. That's where you come in. Feeling vulnerable after being stood up by the guy of her dreams, you come in to comfort her and fuck the shit out of her.
Relevant username. I trust you
February 13, 2014 @ 06:07 PM
REVS

moderator

Post: 3625

Join Date: Dec 2011

Location: Philadelphia, PA

The easiest way to smash a girl of POF/OKC is to use an account using a Male Models pictures and then agree to meetup somewhere. That's where you come in. Feeling vulnerable after being stood up by the guy of her dreams, you come in to comfort her and fuck the shit out of her.
I thought of the DENNIS system after reading this for some reason. 


I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.


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