[Official 2014] - Hypebeast OkCupid Competition

February 12, 2014 @ 23:22:30 PM
Post: 3581
Join Date: Dec 2006
Update: I got this chick trying to smash..but she wants me to drive 25 minutes to her friends to pick up weed. She did offer road-head which makes me reconsider the theft of my car and wallet.

What if I'm missing out on getting smoked up and having a three-way? 
Sounds like she is luring you into a trap. I'd say FUCKIT yolo lol.

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February 12, 2014 @ 23:33:24 PM
Post: 6552
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: WA
we'll see how this plays out


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February 13, 2014 @ 00:04:54 AM
Post: 426
Join Date: Apr 2010
^ Ma nigga  , I can't find no good looking females but then again I am in Tacoma thot capital of the world
February 13, 2014 @ 04:28:04 AM
Post: 2730
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Earth
^ Ma nigga  , I can't find no good looking females but then again I am in Tacoma thot capital of the world
If you trying to smash use your real home town if not make some shit up and try to get nudes. That's what I did I have like 4 accounts for the main cities. I even made a fake persona and Gmail account so I can email them an shit. 
But I ain't tryna smash because my text game is weak and if I can pullem it's probably a catfish. So I just go for some weak ass nudes. I only got like 6 

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

February 13, 2014 @ 04:53:17 AM
Post: 1705
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: L.A.
^ Ma nigga  , I can't find no good looking females but then again I am in Tacoma thot capital of the world
If you trying to smash use your real home town if not make some shit up and try to get nudes. That's what I did I have like 4 accounts for the main cities. I even made a fake persona and Gmail account so I can email them an shit. 
But I ain't tryna smash because my text game is weak and if I can pullem it's probably a catfish. So I just go for some weak ass nudes. I only got like 6 
You sound experienced. Sus.

"Hardship often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny" - C.S. Lewis

February 13, 2014 @ 05:00:29 AM
Post: 301
Join Date: Mar 2013
^ Ma nigga  , I can't find no good looking females but then again I am in Tacoma thot capital of the world
If you trying to smash use your real home town if not make some shit up and try to get nudes. That's what I did I have like 4 accounts for the main cities. I even made a fake persona and Gmail account so I can email them an shit. 
But I ain't tryna smash because my text game is weak and if I can pullem it's probably a catfish. So I just go for some weak ass nudes. I only got like 6 
You sound experienced. Sus.
u aint even playin right if you aint trying go all the way, settlin for nudes from 4's n shit nah
February 13, 2014 @ 05:10:57 AM
Post: 2730
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Earth
If you trying to smash use your real home town if not make some shit up and try to get nudes. That's what I did I have like 4 accounts for the main cities. I even made a fake persona and Gmail account so I can email them an shit. 
But I ain't tryna smash because my text game is weak and if I can pullem it's probably a catfish. So I just go for some weak ass nudes. I only got like 6 
You sound experienced. Sus.
u aint even playin right if you aint trying go all the way, settlin for nudes from 4's n shit nah
Nah man nudes were for giggles I didn't fap to them or anything. 
But I can legitimately say I can get LV. 4 GILFS smokeyface

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

February 13, 2014 @ 05:12:10 AM
Post: 2730
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Earth
^ Ma nigga  , I can't find no good looking females but then again I am in Tacoma thot capital of the world
If you trying to smash use your real home town if not make some shit up and try to get nudes. That's what I did I have like 4 accounts for the main cities. I even made a fake persona and Gmail account so I can email them an shit. 
But I ain't tryna smash because my text game is weak and if I can pullem it's probably a catfish. So I just go for some weak ass nudes. I only got like 6 
You sound experienced. Sus.
Not expericenced or anything I took like theater arts and shit like that to improve my acting skills and it really comes in handy with improvising. 

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

February 13, 2014 @ 05:50:44 AM
Post: 390
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: san diego
www.cougarlife.com

fuck da youngin's
February 13, 2014 @ 05:55:49 AM
Post: 122
Join Date: Jan 2014
tinder hoes>these dusty ass chicks lol 
February 13, 2014 @ 06:07:53 AM
Post: 2730
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Earth
Originally posted by Inactive User
www.cougarlife.com

fuck da youngin's
Bout to check this out. Gonna start flexin My dick game to smokeyface 

Zooey Deschanel is waifu

February 13, 2014 @ 06:13:38 AM
Post: 51
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: United States
Thread has potential
February 13, 2014 @ 07:04:56 AM
Post: 390
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: san diego
what app to use for free number doe? aint tryna get stalked 
February 13, 2014 @ 07:50:18 AM
Post: 1021
Join Date: Aug 2012
wow if i was single id kill this "competition" in one day

them dating sites are a gold mine if you're good looking and not retarded

literally free pussy everywhere

cute bitches that are just down to come over smoke, give head n get fukd

bagged 10+ bitches in just a couple months of being on pof before i met my girl (not on pof)
February 13, 2014 @ 08:44:49 AM
Post: 2463
Join Date: May 2008
Location: boston
my boy met his current gf on this like 2 months back. he showed us her nudes that she sent before they started dating saying how he was gonna smash and a month or so later he asked her out so its pretty awkward whenever we see her with him now.

Why is that awkward?
February 13, 2014 @ 08:52:46 AM
Post: 110
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: socali.
Update: I got this chick trying to smash..but she wants me to drive 25 minutes to her friends to pick up weed. She did offer road-head which makes me reconsider the theft of my car and wallet.

What if I'm missing out on getting smoked up and having a three-way? 
ROLL DA DICE BREHHHHH

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February 13, 2014 @ 08:53:42 AM
Post: 2089
Join Date: Oct 2012
Lol at y'all having a contest to pull average females off of the internet like it's something that's hard to do 

Lol at y'all being the same people who talk shit when I make a thread about pussy.. Because I can't talk about having sex, but it's perfectly fine to talk about making small talk over the net with someone who may or may not actually be a female 

Fuckin hypocrites 

Let me see those downvotes

February 13, 2014 @ 08:56:08 AM
Post: 6552
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: WA
Lol at y'all having a contest to pull average females off of the internet like it's something that's hard to do 

Lol at y'all being the same people who talk shit when I make a thread about pussy.. Because I can't talk about having sex, but it's perfectly fine to talk about making small talk over the net with someone who may or may not actually be a female 

Fuckin hypocrites 
nigga it's not every day were gettin on party buses

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February 13, 2014 @ 09:02:37 AM
Post: 121
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: USA
SMH, you guys should really look at these gnarly ass chicks on OkCupid from Boise... IM OUT. Can't wait to see what this thread turns into tho lmao
February 13, 2014 @ 10:02:49 AM
Post: 424
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: USA
yo want to get in on this, but I'm already tied down tho
February 13, 2014 @ 13:25:27 PM
Post: 1821
Join Date: Dec 2010
Just hit her with the "Age is merely a number derived at by humans to keep track of our existence in relation to the earths revolution around the sun, so in essence it is arbitrary and meaningless, really we can just call it 10 years and I'm ok with that" pasta. 
And we wait..

OYOYOYOYOO

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February 13, 2014 @ 16:37:54 PM
Post: 365
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Tyler, Texas
Made an acct, looked at the females on it in my area, needless to say nothing but scrags.

Follow me @Pyrex_Lanvin on twitter, mixed women are the GOAT.

February 13, 2014 @ 17:50:12 PM
Post: 283
Join Date: Feb 2014
The easiest way to smash a girl of POF/OKC is to use an account using a Male Models pictures and then agree to meetup somewhere. That's where you come in. Feeling vulnerable after being stood up by the guy of her dreams, you come in to comfort her and fuck the shit out of her.
February 13, 2014 @ 17:54:33 PM
Post: 30
Join Date: Sep 2013
The easiest way to smash a girl of POF/OKC is to use an account using a Male Models pictures and then agree to meetup somewhere. That's where you come in. Feeling vulnerable after being stood up by the guy of her dreams, you come in to comfort her and fuck the shit out of her.
Relevant username. I trust you
February 13, 2014 @ 18:07:20 PM
REVS
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Post: 3607
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Philadelphia, PA
The easiest way to smash a girl of POF/OKC is to use an account using a Male Models pictures and then agree to meetup somewhere. That's where you come in. Feeling vulnerable after being stood up by the guy of her dreams, you come in to comfort her and fuck the shit out of her.
I thought of the DENNIS system after reading this for some reason. 


I prefer carcinogens to endorphins.

February 13, 2014 @ 18:13:07 PM
Post: 202
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: YaBish
If you partake in this competition you're probably a ugly fucking loser lurking this site every hour. Trying to get pussy solely trying to one up the one who proposed this whole idea on a hypebeast forum? 
Ur a virgin

You ever find a room full of money then realize it ain't your money but still take it cause its money?

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February 13, 2014 @ 18:34:57 PM
Post: 283
Join Date: Feb 2014
The easiest way to smash a girl of POF/OKC is to use an account using a Male Models pictures and then agree to meetup somewhere. That's where you come in. Feeling vulnerable after being stood up by the guy of her dreams, you come in to comfort her and fuck the shit out of her.
I thought of the DENNIS system after reading this for some reason. 
They're pretty similar

All jokes aside, this works and it works very well
February 13, 2014 @ 21:23:20 PM
Post: 2463
Join Date: May 2008
Location: boston
I've never had to play games to get pussy, I can't relate to this demographic of males that seems to populate HB.
February 13, 2014 @ 21:28:31 PM
Post: 282
Join Date: Aug 2012
I've never had to play games to get pussy, I can't relate to this demographic of males that seems to populate HB.
what do you do 
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