Post the biggest L you've taken

September 16, 2013 @ 22:43:05
that was lame.

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September 16, 2013 @ 23:25:22
That story was fictional af bruh.

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September 18, 2013 @ 00:36:56
STUDENT LOANS!!!! 
September 18, 2013 @ 21:46:39
Not my biggest L but anyways:

Two years ago in my senior year of high school in I was walking with my boys to head back to class cause lunch just ended. They walk faster than me so I was lagging behind, looking at what was going on around me. On the way back I seen four or five of the finest girls my school had to offer having some bad bitch summit/conference talking about prom and after parties (thirsty niggas lurking around trying to peep the ass and shit one last time before class started lol). One of the girls was mixed Spanish, Italian, and Filipino and was my main crush throughout high school. Had that volleyball player body, face game nice, and slight rasp to her voice that had ya boy anonymously simping on all levels (Tumblr, formspring, etc). Back to the L, I thought I had caught up to my boys and was like "Ay check this shit out they -" but before I could say another word it was too late. I walked into the only pole in my way (I seen it when I started walking to class smh). Some people including security seen it happen all tryin to keep they giggles on the low but I heard the whole thang smh on some blame game shit. To make things worse my crush saw it but looked away to make it seem like she didn't see it happen. I caught up to my boys but I didn't tell em what happened. When I thought my day couldn't get any better, after school that day I seen my crush get asked to prom in front of almost everyone......

Biggest L coming soon........
September 18, 2013 @ 22:11:50
Middle school is where L's happen.

I'm in 8th grade and we're having a gym class. It was the middle of the year so everyone knew eachother a little bit. Anyway, by some reason everyone starts pulling down eachothers shorts. We're running around, and only the boys did this. I get hyped up (not from pulling down other boys shorts though) and was thinking pretending to pull down a girls gymtights would be a great idea. This girl right beside me was the unfortunate one and i barely nipped her tights, little did i know her "tights" was loose as fuck. Her "tights" fell right down and she just stood there fake crying in her yellow panties for like 10 seconds not pulling her tights up (did she like it? like wtf), i didn't know what to do so i just ran out of the hall after standing there 5 secs asking if she was okay, but no answer. Her friends rushed to help her, boys was like "take a pic". (Teacher wasn't there, and they didn't) After school i apologized to her when she was alone, and then shit was all okay.

Next morning i find out this bitch went all vendetta on me and like half the girls in class would support her (some of them fine, yes a problem). Class was awkward for 1 week, then next gym class, she made her girls "witness" to the gym teacher what had happened, and i had to apologize in front of the whole class and tell my parents what i did. Shit was humiliating.

3 weeks later she went all strip tease at a party with some older guys, she was clearly traumatized.
September 18, 2013 @ 22:16:05
wrong post wrong place
September 18, 2013 @ 22:53:42
so freshman year we had a little assembly to kinda get a taste of the school, so after the whole assembly was done everybody was trying to leave and we only had like 2 staircases to walk down and they would fit about 2 peeople side by side walking down, so when the assembly ended all 750 freshman tried to leave. so me and my boy decided to hop the fence infront of all the cheerleaders and like all the kids, so my boy hops the fence with ease, then it was my turn. i put one leg over the fence and somehow all my body weight went forward i fell all the way to the ground and ate shit. definently one of the biggest L's I've taken.
September 19, 2013 @ 03:51:31
When I was like 8 I took Tae-Kwan-Do and it was the most boring shit of my life. One day we had belt grading, which meant you had to participate in the sparring competitions. My weight division had one person show up, I beat him and got the 1st place trophy. My dad who was watching me thought that was pussy shit that only one other person was in my division, so he made me go up a weight/ age class and fight for real. So my first fight went well, won it. Fight two was against a chick who had to be like 16 or something. This bitch legit out pointed the shit outa me, didn't knock me out or anything, but she won and instead of getting a sweet 1st place trophy, I got a second place little bitch trophy. And all my dad wanted to see was me get owned by a girl... what a guy haha
September 19, 2013 @ 18:52:02
I can't believe so many niggas have shitted on themselves cuh
January 27, 2014 @ 00:58:19
Bump (10 Char)

Is she constantly posting selfies? If yes, why is she seeking attention from other men?

January 27, 2014 @ 01:03:06
did you guys ever play that red rover game when you were young in school?  might be a midwest thing idk

either way the class divides into 2  sides and everyone holds hands, one person at a time from each side has to try to run through and break the chain, so its basically teachers setting up kids to get close lined.  I got close lined twice in front of the class 
January 27, 2014 @ 01:16:26
did you guys ever play that red rover game when you were young in school?  might be a midwest thing idk

either way the class divides into 2  sides and everyone holds hands, one person at a time from each side has to try to run through and break the chain, so its basically teachers setting up kids to get close lined.  I got close lined twice in front of the class 
There is no way the biggest L you've taken was playing red rover.
January 27, 2014 @ 01:17:00
did you guys ever play that red rover game when you were young in school?  might be a midwest thing idk

either way the class divides into 2  sides and everyone holds hands, one person at a time from each side has to try to run through and break the chain, so its basically teachers setting up kids to get close lined.  I got close lined twice in front of the class 
There is no way the biggest L you've taken was playing red rover.

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January 27, 2014 @ 01:19:14
I was all tore up on cocaine and liquor at some house party like 5 years ago. Thought it would be a good idea to go get jack in the box. I remember leaving, going through the drive thru, eating in the parking lot then blacked out. I woke up the next morning in my own bed and thought 'damn that was a close one'. I go out to my car to go to work and my car is completely missing the front right tire and the rim is like a size of a volleyball. I looked up the street and there is a fucking silver line of where I was just riding rim. The party was over 20 miles away so I drove home blacked out on a bare ass rim. It must have looked like the damn 4th of July underneath the car. How I didn't get pulled over or anything else, God only knows. I took an L with the car situation but got extremely lucky in other aspects.

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January 27, 2014 @ 01:26:16
did you guys ever play that red rover game when you were young in school?  might be a midwest thing idk

either way the class divides into 2  sides and everyone holds hands, one person at a time from each side has to try to run through and break the chain, so its basically teachers setting up kids to get close lined.  I got close lined twice in front of the class 
There is no way the biggest L you've taken was playing red rover.
Speaking of playing stuff in school, in elementary, we went out as a class and I was one of the kids demonstrating tetherball. That shit hit me square in the face in front of everyone blinkyeyes
January 27, 2014 @ 01:47:49
did you guys ever play that red rover game when you were young in school?  might be a midwest thing idk

either way the class divides into 2  sides and everyone holds hands, one person at a time from each side has to try to run through and break the chain, so its basically teachers setting up kids to get close lined.  I got close lined twice in front of the class 
There is no way the biggest L you've taken was playing red rover.
 settle down was just postin an L
January 27, 2014 @ 01:52:51
I was all tore up on cocaine and liquor at some house party like 5 years ago. Thought it would be a good idea to go get jack in the box. I remember leaving, going through the drive thru, eating in the parking lot then blacked out. I woke up the next morning in my own bed and thought 'damn that was a close one'. I go out to my car to go to work and my car is completely missing the front right tire and the rim is like a size of a volleyball. I looked up the street and there is a fucking silver line of where I was just riding rim. The party was over 20 miles away so I drove home blacked out on a bare ass rim. It must have looked like the damn 4th of July underneath the car. How I didn't get pulled over or anything else, God only knows. I took an L with the car situation but got extremely lucky in other aspects.
thats reminiscent of the wolf of wall street lemons scene 

taste the glamour

January 27, 2014 @ 01:53:27
my biggest L prolly was going on a party bus and only getting like 2 numbers

taste the glamour

January 27, 2014 @ 02:40:14
I got one, I was in 8th grade and like andre said middle school is where the Ls happen

Anyways it was halfway through the year, so everyone was testing and there was this cute girl I always had a small crush on nothing drake level but I was still somewhat infatuated with here but I never said anything to her because she had dated one of my boys. On the first day of testing tho she sat next to me and we were talking but on some friendly shit then out of nowhere she sits on my lap and a youngin didn't know what to do I hadn't even had my first kiss yet. She continued to do it for the three days that testing continued, then the day after testing one of her friends come ups to me and tells me she wants to date a nigga and to ask her out after school but your boy didn't even know what to do so he just stood and nodded.Once after school time came I found her by the bus and I was determined to make her my first girlfriend, but once I started talking your boy couldn't get his words out on some walt jr shit but she understood what I was asking and she said yes, so I felt like the man even if I almost shit myself stuttering. Then after this it only got worse every time I would talk to her I'd have a stutter episode so your boy would try to keep the convo short but eventually it got so bad I completely avoided being around her or speaking to her. I didn't even break up with her or anything just never spoke to her again because the stuttering. She would avoid me in the halls and I never told anyone about it either. My boys just knew I dated her but I never told anyone about the stuttering and luckily she never told anyone either.

 I saw her recently too at a mall after all these years and she is still cute, she was with her new nigga and I was with my current girlfriend we both just stared at each other awkwardly and looked away quickly like in shock. Had your boy thinking on some drake shit even though it's been almost five years lmao.

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January 27, 2014 @ 03:17:05
6th grade i was sitting in the front of class waiting to go to lunch i was fucking starving and all on edge and shit. the teacher pulls out a bag full of skittles for the class and walks over towards me. the bitch was really struggling to open the bag i was just sitting there ready to go. she finally rips it open and skittles go flying everywhere...i went straight for the skittles and legit punched my teacher in the pussy....shit was wild never forget that day
January 27, 2014 @ 03:56:46
my biggest L prolly was going on a party bus and only getting like 2 numbers

Let me see those downvotes

January 27, 2014 @ 04:00:46
i wasnt talking about u 
 the world revolves around the sun not ruthless

taste the glamour

January 27, 2014 @ 04:56:41
I was into this girl 6-7th grade but being i was a kid i didnt the nerve to ask her out. we had 3 classes together both years and we had nicknames for each other and everything we were flirting tough in the 7th. my school got closed and we got placed into 2 different schools for 8th grade. we see each other for the 9th grade in the halls and she calls me by another niggas name. we made eye contact but i walked right pass her lol i was hurting on some drake shit. 
January 27, 2014 @ 05:00:12
I was into this girl 6-7th grade but being i was a kid i didnt the nerve to ask her out. we had 3 classes together both years and we had nicknames for each other and everything we were flirting tough in the 7th. my school got closed and we got placed into 2 different schools for 8th grade. we see each other for the 9th grade in the halls and she calls me by another niggas name. we made eye contact but i walked right pass her lol i was hurting on some drake shit. 
and that's your biggest L? A middle school crush not remembering your name 2 years later?
January 27, 2014 @ 05:03:45
I was into this girl 6-7th grade but being i was a kid i didnt the nerve to ask her out. we had 3 classes together both years and we had nicknames for each other and everything we were flirting tough in the 7th. my school got closed and we got placed into 2 different schools for 8th grade. we see each other for the 9th grade in the halls and she calls me by another niggas name. we made eye contact but i walked right pass her lol i was hurting on some drake shit. 
and that's your biggest L? A middle school crush not remembering your name 2 years later?
lol not my biggest L. Biggest L was my ex playing me big time. Bitch faked a memory loss and a pregnancy that wasnt mine 
January 27, 2014 @ 05:57:19
I had this one girl all over me in 9th grade and she would always talk to me in Spanish and she would give me hugs all the time. I would see her in the hall and she would run towards me and hug me and she'd hold my hand. We texted a lot to. Everyday we would flirt and stuff and I was like hey maybe I should ask her out. And I second guessed my self and said nah. It's not the time yet.
few weeks pass by and she would sit in my lap and stuff and hug me a lot. She would let me touch her butt to. And I wa like I guess I'll ask her because she had just broken up with her boyfriend. 
I told her how I felt and shit and she says " I love you, but as a brother" I was like TF? She let me touch her and shit and she tells me she loves me like a brother. I started simping. It sucked she was like the only girl I wanted to date. And this happens. We still talked and stuff. And at the end of the school year I thought I should send her a text message about all the good times we had and stuff and tell her how much I love her. I did and she said "omg that is so cute! I love you so much" and I was like shit. I like at the text. I said I loved her as much as a FRIEND could. Lol I ended up friend zoning her. I never recovered from that shit either. I still see her and she looks at me and acts like we don't know each other. 


Another girl was flirting with me around the same time. She would dry hump me in my theater class which was cool and all but I was weird as shit. I never told her anything like I wanted to have sex or anything like that. She was 18 to and she had a big ass. I regret not talking to her after we dry humped and all that. 


I also had this other girl in tenth grade.we started talking as friends and she would always hint at having sex. Like she was like oh I found my parents sex toys maybe when you come over we can use them! 
I thought she was kidding. Weeks start passing and we get this project and she's like hey you should come over and do the project with me. And then she starts saying that we should fuck. She always wanted to watch porn with me in class. I would just be doing work and she would say hey look up some porn so we can watch it! It was weird but I didn't care because she was cute. I never fucked her or anything. I regret it because she looks like Jenna marbles.

 If you want me to post pictures of her I will. 

All my Ls were stupid as fuck. Easily could have became come ups. But I don't prioritize with these kind of situations.

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January 27, 2014 @ 06:11:16
Once I was on my bed and I was putting my phone in my pocket and my mom was walking in as I was putting it up and she says" were you looking at nasty videos on your phone!!!???" And was like no mom! Why would you even think something like that!! And now she calls me "Mr. Porn" 
shit sucks and she told my dad. It was so awkward. Every time I go to my room she tells me to close the door and lock it. 

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