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January 27, 2014 @ 03:56 AM
Ruthless

Post: 2063

Join Date: Oct 2012

my biggest L prolly was going on a party bus and only getting like 2 numbers

Let me see those downvotes

January 27, 2014 @ 04:00 AM
AmericanLegend

Post: 2511

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: USA

i wasnt talking about u 
 the world revolves around the sun not ruthless

taste the glamour

January 27, 2014 @ 04:56 AM
fernyysanchez

Post: 236

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: California

I was into this girl 6-7th grade but being i was a kid i didnt the nerve to ask her out. we had 3 classes together both years and we had nicknames for each other and everything we were flirting tough in the 7th. my school got closed and we got placed into 2 different schools for 8th grade. we see each other for the 9th grade in the halls and she calls me by another niggas name. we made eye contact but i walked right pass her lol i was hurting on some drake shit. 
January 27, 2014 @ 05:00 AM
shnoosetheboose

Post: 798

Join Date: Aug 2012

I was into this girl 6-7th grade but being i was a kid i didnt the nerve to ask her out. we had 3 classes together both years and we had nicknames for each other and everything we were flirting tough in the 7th. my school got closed and we got placed into 2 different schools for 8th grade. we see each other for the 9th grade in the halls and she calls me by another niggas name. we made eye contact but i walked right pass her lol i was hurting on some drake shit. 
and that's your biggest L? A middle school crush not remembering your name 2 years later?
January 27, 2014 @ 05:03 AM
fernyysanchez

Post: 236

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: California

I was into this girl 6-7th grade but being i was a kid i didnt the nerve to ask her out. we had 3 classes together both years and we had nicknames for each other and everything we were flirting tough in the 7th. my school got closed and we got placed into 2 different schools for 8th grade. we see each other for the 9th grade in the halls and she calls me by another niggas name. we made eye contact but i walked right pass her lol i was hurting on some drake shit. 
and that's your biggest L? A middle school crush not remembering your name 2 years later?
lol not my biggest L. Biggest L was my ex playing me big time. Bitch faked a memory loss and a pregnancy that wasnt mine 
January 27, 2014 @ 05:57 AM
SonOfRise

Post: 2269

Join Date: Jan 2013

Location: Earth

I had this one girl all over me in 9th grade and she would always talk to me in Spanish and she would give me hugs all the time. I would see her in the hall and she would run towards me and hug me and she'd hold my hand. We texted a lot to. Everyday we would flirt and stuff and I was like hey maybe I should ask her out. And I second guessed my self and said nah. It's not the time yet.
few weeks pass by and she would sit in my lap and stuff and hug me a lot. She would let me touch her butt to. And I wa like I guess I'll ask her because she had just broken up with her boyfriend. 
I told her how I felt and shit and she says " I love you, but as a brother" I was like TF? She let me touch her and shit and she tells me she loves me like a brother. I started simping. It sucked she was like the only girl I wanted to date. And this happens. We still talked and stuff. And at the end of the school year I thought I should send her a text message about all the good times we had and stuff and tell her how much I love her. I did and she said "omg that is so cute! I love you so much" and I was like shit. I like at the text. I said I loved her as much as a FRIEND could. Lol I ended up friend zoning her. I never recovered from that shit either. I still see her and she looks at me and acts like we don't know each other. 





Another girl was flirting with me around the same time. She would dry hump me in my theater class which was cool and all but I was weird as shit. I never told her anything like I wanted to have sex or anything like that. She was 18 to and she had a big ass. I regret not talking to her after we dry humped and all that. 



I also had this other girl in tenth grade.we started talking as friends and she would always hint at having sex. Like she was like oh I found my parents sex toys maybe when you come over we can use them! 
I thought she was kidding. Weeks start passing and we get this project and she's like hey you should come over and do the project with me. And then she starts saying that we should fuck. She always wanted to watch porn with me in class. I would just be doing work and she would say hey look up some porn so we can watch it! It was weird but I didn't care because she was cute. I never fucked her or anything. I regret it because she looks like Jenna marbles.

 If you want me to post pictures of her I will. 

All my Ls were stupid as fuck. Easily could have became come ups. But I don't prioritize with these kind of situations.

Zooey Deschanel is the most perfect person on this earth and i love her more than anything and we are gettin married #2017!!!

January 27, 2014 @ 06:11 AM
SonOfRise

Post: 2269

Join Date: Jan 2013

Location: Earth

Once I was on my bed and I was putting my phone in my pocket and my mom was walking in as I was putting it up and she says" were you looking at nasty videos on your phone!!!???" And was like no mom! Why would you even think something like that!! And now she calls me "Mr. Porn" 
shit sucks and she told my dad. It was so awkward. Every time I go to my room she tells me to close the door and lock it. 

Zooey Deschanel is the most perfect person on this earth and i love her more than anything and we are gettin married #2017!!!

January 27, 2014 @ 06:41 AM
HBer

Post: 634

Join Date: Jun 2013

I had this one girl all over me in 9th grade and she would always talk to me in Spanish and she would give me hugs all the time. I would see her in the hall and she would run towards me and hug me and she'd hold my hand. We texted a lot to. Everyday we would flirt and stuff and I was like hey maybe I should ask her out. And I second guessed my self and said nah. It's not the time yet.
few weeks pass by and she would sit in my lap and stuff and hug me a lot. She would let me touch her butt to. And I wa like I guess I'll ask her because she had just broken up with her boyfriend. 
I told her how I felt and shit and she says " I love you, but as a brother" I was like TF? She let me touch her and shit and she tells me she loves me like a brother. I started simping. It sucked she was like the only girl I wanted to date. And this happens. We still talked and stuff. And at the end of the school year I thought I should send her a text message about all the good times we had and stuff and tell her how much I love her. I did and she said "omg that is so cute! I love you so much" and I was like shit. I like at the text. I said I loved her as much as a FRIEND could. Lol I ended up friend zoning her. I never recovered from that shit either. I still see her and she looks at me and acts like we don't know each other. 





Another girl was flirting with me around the same time. She would dry hump me in my theater class which was cool and all but I was weird as shit. I never told her anything like I wanted to have sex or anything like that. She was 18 to and she had a big ass. I regret not talking to her after we dry humped and all that. 



I also had this other girl in tenth grade.we started talking as friends and she would always hint at having sex. Like she was like oh I found my parents sex toys maybe when you come over we can use them! 
I thought she was kidding. Weeks start passing and we get this project and she's like hey you should come over and do the project with me. And then she starts saying that we should fuck. She always wanted to watch porn with me in class. I would just be doing work and she would say hey look up some porn so we can watch it! It was weird but I didn't care because she was cute. I never fucked her or anything. I regret it because she looks like Jenna marbles.

 If you want me to post pictures of her I will. 

All my Ls were stupid as fuck. Easily could have became come ups. But I don't prioritize with these kind of situations.
why are you asking just post the pics.....

Is she constantly posting selfies? If yes, why is she seeking attention from other men?

January 27, 2014 @ 06:50 AM
SonOfRise

Post: 2269

Join Date: Jan 2013

Location: Earth

She's 19 now I think. 

Zooey Deschanel is the most perfect person on this earth and i love her more than anything and we are gettin married #2017!!!

January 27, 2014 @ 06:54 AM
SonOfRise

Post: 2269

Join Date: Jan 2013

Location: Earth


Zooey Deschanel is the most perfect person on this earth and i love her more than anything and we are gettin married #2017!!!

January 27, 2014 @ 08:58 AM
demstacksdoe

Post: 98

Join Date: Jul 2013

Freshmen year got my ass beat in front of hundreds of people

Never lost a fight since then and a lotta niggas were startin shit with me. I was always gettin into some violent shit in my first 2 years of HS.
January 27, 2014 @ 09:42 AM
Isuke Inukai

Post: 241

Join Date: Nov 2011

Location: THE ANIME WORLD

when i was maybe 15 i was in my grammas village in portugal and i was playin tag/hide n seek at night with my friends there and shit and i was chasing my friend across some field and all of a sudden i feel myself drop

i fell into a giant ditch filled with cow shit

i pulled myself up and was covered up to my chest in cow shit

my friends were all standing on the other end and they didnt realize till i got close to em and they could hear the shit squishing out my shoes and smell it

they all laughed at me and my mom beat me for ruining my clothes

CHOPZZ : then again i used to say k-nock, k-nock @sndgms

March 3, 2014 @ 09:10 AM
Ruthless

Post: 2063

Join Date: Oct 2012

Lmao classic thread, bring it back 

Let me see those downvotes

March 26, 2014 @ 04:05 AM
Metsys

Post: 276

Join Date: Mar 2013

Location: 973

Lmao classic thread, bring it back 
on everything lmao

systemnj.com | Supplying the masses

March 27, 2014 @ 02:09 AM
aug_nine

Post: 50

Join Date: Jan 2014

THOSE REPLIES MAKE MY DAY..HAHAH
March 31, 2014 @ 04:44 PM
ninjadactyl

Post: 18

Join Date: Nov 2013

only time i ever shat myself was when i was 5 and i sat on the toilet but forgot to pull my pants down lmao

never really done anything super embarassing. like there's cringy moments of my life but they aren't entertaining or nothing
April 5, 2014 @ 03:38 AM
kiran h

Post: 392

Join Date: Jan 2013

Location: 306

Aight so this happened a couple months ago, sometime in January. My gf of 15 months had just dumped me, and man I was fucked up from that. She was such an awesome girl, 2 years older than me, smoked, was hot af, played games, had a ton of sex, all that good shit. Anyways I was devastated man, got addicted to oxycontin for a while and was abusing that shit daily, in school, at work, whatever. Smoked almost daily too, I just needed a distraction. About a week later, I go to this party with my friends, hadn't been to a party in a long ass time cause I was always hanging out with this girl, so I just wanted to go and get fucked and have a good time and find some drunk highschool girls my age. I'm at this party, typical highschool garage party, it was just people from my school and our kinda rival school I guess you could say. Anyways I'm at this party, crunk af, been there for like half hour or so, and some fucking drunk ass redneck douchebag (basically the only type of guys around here) comes up to me and is like "Yo I like your jacket, can I have it" and it was just life wtf? Its just some red Supreme winter jacket I have, it says supreme across the back, and apparently "supreme" was this dudes nickname. I had never met him before, had no idea who he was, and he was like 3 years older than me, I'm guessing he was around 19 or so. Anyways, this idiot keeps coming up to me while I'm just hanging and talking with my friends, and keeps telling me that he wants the jacket and keeps demanding me to give it to him, and I'm just like no way dude fuck off. Then he starts coming up to me like every 10 mins, just walks straight up, unzips my jacket and tries yanking it off. He did this like 5 or 6 times, and by that time both the armpits of my jacket were ripped, huge holes in either one. and he got progressively more violent/douchey every time. Eventually he like corners me in one side of this garage, gets his gang of drunk douchebag rednecks, and then pins me up against the wall and starts yelling at me to take my jacket off. He obviously wants to fight me, and I've never fought anyone in my life, never even threw a punch at someone, I'm too chill for that shit man. He has me pinned up against the wall, and my homie comes up to help get me out of there and get this dude off of me, but his idiot friends pin my friend against the wall too and start feeding him in the stomach.The idiot that had me pinned then punches me in the face and everyone that was watching like jumps in to haul him off of me. They get his friends off my homie too, and then his friends all run to the door to block it so we can't leave. Eventually me and my homie finally get a chance to leave so we do. I was so pissed off about that, it was embarrassing as hell, but theres no way I'm gonna fight anyone, especially not over something so fucking stupid as that. I felt bad for my friend though, he was sticking up for me and looking out for me, and pretty much saved my ass. Although everyone at school just agreed that it was fucking stupid and that the dude was an idiot, I still felt pretty damn stupid about it. 

http://www.soundcloud.com/whoiskiran | twitter: @_notkiran | ig: kiranxharrison

May 11, 2014 @ 04:49 PM
matthewstadik619

Post: 128

Join Date: May 2013

bumppppppppppppp
May 11, 2014 @ 06:03 PM
RiceBoyC

Post: 77

Join Date: Sep 2013

Getting caught with nudes the end.

Eating Asian pussy, all I need is sweet and sour sauce.

May 11, 2014 @ 06:45 PM
michvel

Post: 111

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: chicago

Not my biggest L, 
gonna write this one for my friend. (It happened to him)
So in my town there is this huge problem with faggots that think they're chiraq drillas, even though we live in the outer Chi suburbs. They have dreads and buy guns that they never ever will use. Safe to say this group of kids doesn't mix beautifully w/ the regular kids at my high school.
Anyway, 
It's freshman year and my guy is at the local skatepark w/ his other skater friend. Just them two, skating contently. All of the sudden three of these bitch ass drillas come up to the skatepark in broad daylight and pull out a shotgun, and make them hand over their shit and then leave. My friend after that hasn't been the same because he thought it was a near death experience. Even though it's evident that these wannabe thugs wouldn't have done anything because they're pussies. I think the worst part is that the main "thug" that held him up was in my other friend's gym class... and my friend that got held up saw the kid all the time in the hallway until the kid eventually got kicked out of school.
May 11, 2014 @ 07:47 PM
fernyysanchez

Post: 236

Join Date: Jul 2012

Location: California

Not my biggest L, 
gonna write this one for my friend. (It happened to him)
So in my town there is this huge problem with faggots that think they're chiraq drillas, even though we live in the outer Chi suburbs. They have dreads and buy guns that they never ever will use. Safe to say this group of kids doesn't mix beautifully w/ the regular kids at my high school.
Anyway, 
It's freshman year and my guy is at the local skatepark w/ his other skater friend. Just them two, skating contently. All of the sudden three of these bitch ass drillas come up to the skatepark in broad daylight and pull out a shotgun, and make them hand over their shit and then leave. My friend after that hasn't been the same because he thought it was a near death experience. Even though it's evident that these wannabe thugs wouldn't have done anything because they're pussies. I think the worst part is that the main "thug" that held him up was in my other friend's gym class... and my friend that got held up saw the kid all the time in the hallway until the kid eventually got kicked out of school.
LOL "drillas" in the suburbs thats gotta be annoying as fuck 
May 11, 2014 @ 08:25 PM
Hashy

Post: 464

Join Date: Apr 2010

My cousin put me on this bad bish I'm talkin video vixen body real talk (sorry no pics) and we went out with her and her friend we got into a bar cause my cousin knew the guy, mind you I was just 18, once we are leaving I start feeling whoozy... Started puking on somebody's car while I'm puking I see a nigga talkin to my chick I walk up drunk af like she good homie I think he slid her the number tho.. We get to Dennys man I run to bathroom puke for 30 minutes straight, needless to say I didn't hit. Worst L I've ever took worst one I'll ever take.
May 12, 2014 @ 02:50 AM
michvel

Post: 111

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: chicago

Not my biggest L, 
gonna write this one for my friend. (It happened to him)
So in my town there is this huge problem with faggots that think they're chiraq drillas, even though we live in the outer Chi suburbs. They have dreads and buy guns that they never ever will use. Safe to say this group of kids doesn't mix beautifully w/ the regular kids at my high school.
Anyway, 
It's freshman year and my guy is at the local skatepark w/ his other skater friend. Just them two, skating contently. All of the sudden three of these bitch ass drillas come up to the skatepark in broad daylight and pull out a shotgun, and make them hand over their shit and then leave. My friend after that hasn't been the same because he thought it was a near death experience. Even though it's evident that these wannabe thugs wouldn't have done anything because they're pussies. I think the worst part is that the main "thug" that held him up was in my other friend's gym class... and my friend that got held up saw the kid all the time in the hallway until the kid eventually got kicked out of school.
LOL "drillas" in the suburbs thats gotta be annoying as fuck 
yes, probably the worst thing to go to school with. especially right outside of chicago. everyone thinks they're actually one when in reality they're pussies
May 12, 2014 @ 03:19 AM
goldANDsacks

Post: 3151

Join Date: Jul 2009

one time in college, in the middle of the night, my roommate accidentally walked into the bathroom while i was masturbating in the dark. it was awkward until i told him i was a ghost. till this day, he doesn't speak about it. i think i spooked him good. 
May 12, 2014 @ 04:16 PM
Mah Nigga

Post: 919

Join Date: Feb 2014

one time in college, in the middle of the night, my roommate accidentally walked into the bathroom while i was masturbating in the dark. it was awkward until i told him i was a ghost. till this day, he doesn't speak about it. i think i spooked him good. 
wow

nigga u sus !
May 12, 2014 @ 04:34 PM
accro

Post: 728

Join Date: Sep 2013

Okay so a pretty recent one:

I'm at Uni and get my shopping delivered. But as I live in Halls (Like an apartment block) I have to go down, collect pallets full of bags of shopping, and then carry it up myself. So I pick the pallet up, this shit has 2 weeks worth of food in:



I get to my block door. Stairs suddenly look a lot steeper than they usually do. Now it was raining outside, so I was dressed in my warmest jacket. Naturally once the warmth of indoors brushed my body...



So I start walking up the stairs, carrying this big fucking tray of food. I'm on the 2nd floor, not too bad but still. 2 chicks come out of the doorway to my hallway. Both good looking, spoken to them before. They make their way down the stairs, and I smile and swap sides like a gentleman would to let them by. This puts me off balance, I start leaning, like a tree that's just been chopped down, all in slow motion, towards the wall. I look up, with a face I imagine to have looked like a man that has been beaten. I look back down at the tray. My foot hits the step.



Now I've got 2 bottles of Sunny D in my tray, so as I fall, I land on them face first, and my whole body bounces off them, and I land at the side of the tray. The girls giggle and ask if I'm okay, and I, lying on my back, simply reply with:

"Yeah I'm cool. You?"

May 12, 2014 @ 08:08 PM
AndreLutherKing

Post: 3399

Join Date: Feb 2012

Location: Hansumville

one time in college, in the middle of the night, my roommate accidentally walked into the bathroom while i was masturbating in the dark. it was awkward until i told him i was a ghost. till this day, he doesn't speak about it. i think i spooked him good. 
What about the time  you sucked on a dildo?

Chicks barely dancin, glancin every chance they get, like - oh shit, he's so HANSUM

May 12, 2014 @ 09:18 PM
carloz1989

Post: 285

Join Date: May 2012

This just happened this Saturday night to my cousin and I just had to post this. We mobbed out to this club with him and his gf (who he just recently got with) and me and my main piece. This bitch gets so drunk that she starts hooking up and dancing with other dudes in front of my cousin and my cousin just stands there and doesn't do shit. Like literally nothing he waits for her to finish with dudes and then pulls her aside and this bitch tries to play it off like she wasnt doing shit each and every single time when we were literally standing right next to her when shit was going down. I kept telling my cousin to just drop that bitch and find a new one at the club, but this nigga was straight simpin over this dirty ass broad. To make matters even worst this nigga still took this bitch home with him and hung out with her the next day. I tried to put my boy on game, but he keeps acting like it never happened. He's taken the permanent L train for this one.
May 13, 2014 @ 12:59 AM
tunnelno5

Post: 429

Join Date: May 2010

Location: Los Angeles, CA

I'm almost embarrassed to post this, but since I have some free time at work, I'm mustering the courage to post this.

Basically, was at the club the other day with my boy from back home. I've got a girl, a good one too, but every once in a while, I need to go out to make sure I'm not losing my social skills with women. I had a few glasses of Johnnie Walker and was ready to hit the club. After navigating for about 30 minutes, I stepped out because I needed some air; the clubs in Seoul don't have a maximum capacity limit so shit gets stifling in there. There was a shorty looking bored so I swooped and started chopping it up. Her friend bounced with some other dude, so we went in, started macking, etc. I told her I had a lady and I came out to make some new friends. We were getting tired, so I asked her if she wanted to bounce, her response sadly was, I can't leave my friend here. 

Long story short, we were both looking for our friends and when she found her friend, she bounced. I don't know why I tried to play that Romeo role helping her look for her friend and shit. I made too many mistakes when the cards were in my favor at a couple points. First time I've gotten emotional over a ho at the club, on some Drake shit. Typing this now even makes me cower in shame as a man. Damn bro, I feel like I was being a little bitch and too clingy on a basic bitch. She was basic, but when I was feeling up on her, she had a tight body. Self enlisted in the Hall of Fame for taking L's. 

http://tunnelno5.bandcamp.com http://tunnelno5.tumblr.com http://www.youtube.com/user/TUNNELNO5beats/videos http://twitter.com/tunnelno5

May 13, 2014 @ 03:01 AM
AC-130

Post: 3

Join Date: May 2014

Location: Portland, Oregon

i got drunk and tried to drive half way home i had to pull over walked home forgot where i parked go towed tried to get me to pay 1500 

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