Yo, who else here thinks that stealing is mad fun?

January 30, 2011 @ 17:34:35
i'm not a kleptomaniac or anything, but shoplifting is mad good. you creep around like a fucking ninja, then you make off with the goods and don't get caught, and you're like FUCK YEAHHHH. I've been caught a few times, though.
January 30, 2011 @ 17:46:27
fuck you're dumb

i stole a fuckload until i realized if i get caught i won't get tried until after i'm 18. never got caught but i've had my fair share of free shit.
January 30, 2011 @ 17:51:06
Its fun till u get caught and get butt fucked in jail.
January 30, 2011 @ 17:52:17
i feel you

for the thrill of it ♥♥♥♥♥
January 30, 2011 @ 18:07:49
in junior high, me and my homies used to steal comics from this comic shop
even though it was new and we were the dudes first customers
and talked to him n shit like we were cool

anyway one day he caught me stealing
i had bought 1 comic and slipped mad others in the bag afterwards

he blew up my spot real loud and asked me to empty my bag on the counter
yada yada yada i left
then i remembered i had actually bought 1 comic

so i went back in the store said "i paid for one of these"
and got that shit from the counter and left

i thought that was pretty gangster for a 12 year old


...and then when i was 16
i printed a fake check for $500 and cashed that shit
then went clothes shopping
and bought weed and beer for my friends

thats all i'm sharing from my juvenile record

so yes stealing is mad fun

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January 30, 2011 @ 18:37:55
in junior high, me and my homies used to steal comics from this comic shop
even though it was new and we were the dudes first customers
and talked to him n shit like we were cool

anyway one day he caught me stealing
i had bought 1 comic and slipped mad others in the bag afterwards

he blew up my spot real loud and asked me to empty my bag on the counter
yada yada yada i left
then i remembered i had actually bought 1 comic

so i went back in the store said "i paid for one of these"
and got that shit from the counter and left

i thought that was pretty gangster for a 12 year old

...and then when i was 16
i printed a fake check for $500 and cashed that shit
then went clothes shopping
and bought weed and beer for my friends

thats all i'm sharing from my juvenile record

so yes stealing is mad fun


smokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyface
January 30, 2011 @ 18:42:14
lmfao until i got caught twice smh
January 30, 2011 @ 18:43:52
Home Invasions! >>>>>> &)&)
January 30, 2011 @ 18:49:37

Inactive User

i'm not a kleptomaniac or anything, but shoplifting is mad good. you creep around like a fucking ninja, then you make off with the goods and don't get caught, and you're like FUCK YEAHHHH. I've been caught a few times, though.


lol, dope line
January 30, 2011 @ 19:00:33
lmao the worst was when i got caught for jacking an ipod charger from wal mart, and it was my first time getting caught, so they were just like "aite call your parents", so i gave them the number of my friend, since he had a deep as fuck voice. so the lp calls him, and the ♥♥♥♥♥ is stoned smh. he says a bunch of random ass shit, so i told him my "dad" doesn't speak english, and they tell me to speak to him in "our native language" so i tell him to pretend he's my dad in vietnamese, and the ♥♥♥♥♥ was saying all this shit about me being his son and how he was gonne whoop my ass and shit, and the lp believes it lmao
January 30, 2011 @ 19:19:03
jaded
Moderator
I don't, but I'm not a loser either.

i'm the best mayne, i deed it

January 30, 2011 @ 20:45:10
i like to steal from people more than from stores and shit...
January 30, 2011 @ 21:27:48
stealing is the gateway crime
January 30, 2011 @ 21:54:47
Yo, spooM. I agree with your philosophy. I agree so much in fact that I have an offer you won't be able to refuse. I'll let you steal John Stockton (USED) tapered kneebraces from me at $9.99/each. I currently am offering a buy one get a Arthur Rodes invisilign for free.

Either way, I appreciate all the love and support you have given me these past few months. Keep it trill my dood.
January 30, 2011 @ 21:58:41
Yo, spooM. I agree with your philosophy. I agree so much in fact that I have an offer you won't be able to refuse. I'll let you steal John Stockton (USED) tapered kneebraces from me at $9.99/each. I currently am offering a buy one get a Arthur Rodes invisilign for free.

Either way, I appreciate all the love and support you have given me these past few months. Keep it trill my dood.


the return???!!! It cant be!!
January 30, 2011 @ 22:03:05
used to lift moderately.

Now im making money, what ever.
January 30, 2011 @ 23:37:59
Don't steal.
January 31, 2011 @ 00:09:59
Know what's more fun than stealing? Meeting Fleece Johnson smokeyface
January 31, 2011 @ 00:28:35
it's so easy to steal nowadays (I dont but it crossed my mind because its so easy) but getting caught must be embarrassing.

Doubleclutchhoops.com

January 31, 2011 @ 10:50:33
cant imagine when you're doing this shit
someone's actually watching you from somewhere
when you do, he busts yo ass down
it happens.
January 31, 2011 @ 10:53:09
this
January 31, 2011 @ 11:13:16
im just broke so i have to
January 31, 2011 @ 12:05:27
Stay on that stealing candy from the grocery store

Buffalo Bills till I die.

January 31, 2011 @ 13:22:35
we rob ♥♥♥♥♥s ou here
January 31, 2011 @ 14:07:27
Yo, spooM. I agree with your philosophy. I agree so much in fact that I have an offer you won't be able to refuse. I'll let you steal John Stockton (USED) tapered kneebraces from me at $9.99/each. I currently am offering a buy one get a Arthur Rodes invisilign for free.

Either way, I appreciate all the love and support you have given me these past few months. Keep it trill my dood.


no way! &)
January 31, 2011 @ 15:54:21

Inactive User

i like to steal from people more than from stores and shit...


I hate people like you
January 31, 2011 @ 16:34:25
...and then when i was 16
i printed a fake check for $500 and cashed that shit
then went clothes shopping
and bought weed and beer for my friends

thats all i'm sharing from my juvenile record

so yes stealing is mad fun


this is BS
January 31, 2011 @ 20:17:58
this is BS


no sir it is not

i had access to the real check paper (with the fancy watermarks n everything)
and laser printers
and ghetto ass check cashing spots

it only worked once
but that one time was awesome
January 31, 2011 @ 20:34:43
Must be hard growing up in the hood
♥♥♥♥♥s stealing candy and shit smh

Run away from the land of Sodom and Gomorrah, the land of the sinking sand

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