One time i was at my girlfriends house and i was holding in farts the whole time. We decide to watch a funny movie with her family. A funny part comes up so i laugh, and i let out the highest pitch fart ive ever heard. And its just her whole family starin me down for like 5 seconds, til her brother says "NICE!" and proceeds to high five me... I was quiet the whole night...
Shiit, one time me and my boy went to this girls house to chill, and back then these were two bad hitches (they both fell of badly), so we decide to watch sex drive the unrated version, we'll when the Amish chick's pull out their titties in the movie, we all kinda looked at eachother, and then I laughed and while laughing let out the biggest fart ever. Mood killed. But during the summer I went to one of their parties and this is back in 6th grade to 7th, and i went there expecting it to just be a normal 6th grader get together. Turns out to be some fucking crazy ass shit with like her older sisters friends and shit all drinking and smoking and my friends "girlfriend" had sex with her cousin, and walked around naked upstairs. And then everyone like paired up and shit, and all that was left was me and some ugly chicken, talking about "there's four girls and four boys, we should pair up." I was like, nah I'm feeling sick, and tried to go to sleep on the couch. Only to be awoken by two motherfuckers having sex right next to me. This shit pretty much DESTROYED my childhood. But looking back I shoulda got it in
And during 8th grade I had this sexy associated teacher named ms. Moore who was like Norwegian or some shit,and this bitch would wear the lowest cut shirts and wear thongs and shit. Well she taught uil and my dad made me do it, I ended qualifying for state, and we went on a trip to San Antonio and staid in this hotel. Well during the morning we were all making noise and shit and ms. Moore comes over and knocks on our door and we get in trouble, well I talk back and she calls me into her room, and this bitch is wearing the sexiest night gown ever, and i start getting an erection, well this bitch is chewing me out, and then she notices, and goes silent. Awkward ass pause. Then just says go to your room. Real awkward.
this shit is gayer than bolands troll ass.