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My dad pulls more bitches than I do

Nigga is like 50 and he stay smashin solid 7's. [Image] Parents split up bout 7 years ago so he's living on his own right now. Went by his apartment the other day but he wasn't there so I swung by his landlord's crib so that he could let me in and he told me that he's seen him with a different chick every 3 weeks. I've seen him with a few chicks and they're basically around my age (I'm 22), Shits fucked up B.

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

Stole my GF's facebook password...

A few weeks back I stole her password and I went through her shit. She had a fuck ton of messages, some from her ex. That nigga treated her like shit but for some fucked up reason she keeps messaging him every now and then - I didn't think much of it cause I aint dat paranoid. I fucked up cause she checked the log and she could see all the active logins, location, and when her account was accessed. She noticed that plus the fact that a few of her unread messages were now read, so she flipped out and changed her password n shit. She didn't know it was me ofcourse cause I changed my IP n shit. Anyway, she's been acting odd the past few days so I stole her password again but now a nigga gotta be extra careful. My question is, how do I get on it without her knowing i accessed it?

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

My Friend Is Weird

He puts ice in his beer, and drinks it with a straw.

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

I'm an Alpha Male vol: Get on my level

Sup HB, I'm an alpha male. Guess what? Girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that? Yeah, I'm fucking her. smokeyface The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish? Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder. smokeyfacesmokeyface The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her? Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me? smokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyface And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from Sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it. [Image] I almost feel sorry for you bitch niggas. In fact, if you need tips feel free to ask, I'm feeling generous.

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

My girlfriend is a freak Vol. What do?

So last week my girl came home from college, she got summer break the same time I did. Friday night we went out to eat n shit and she invited me back to her place to kick it cause her parents were at a function and wouldn't be back until the next morning. Long story short ya boy went back to her place and we started fucking. I'm smashing dat B from behind doggystyle then next thing you know she looks back at me and was like "put it in my ass". For a second there I thought she was just fucking around but she said it a few more times then i was like nah and i ignored her request. the fuck do i do?

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

QWERTY's Cool Story Bro vol. Trip 2 England

[Image] In between this and always getting pestered by gypsies it was one of the worst vacations of my life. I legitimately feel sorry for anyone who has to live on that god-forsaken island. Fuck you, England.

2 Weeks ago in United Kingdom

QWERTY's Official Website/Social Network Power Rankings

1. Facebook 2. Reddit 3. Twitter 4. last.fm 5. Niketalk 6. Pinterest 7. Google+ 8. KTT 9. Tumblr 10. DeviantArt .. .... ....... ........... 901. 4chan 902. Mumsnet 903. Hypebeast

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

June 2012 we in dis

shut up.

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

OG Members vol. Fall back

stop being such whiny little faggots.. if you're so mad about "newfags", and "2012 members" then why not just pull the site altogether?.. why do people act like HB used to be so different.. its always been just what it is. a fashion forum full of faggots with your occasional moments of brilliance and "lulz" sprinkled in. get over it. the site was bound to gain fame from the get-go just due to its fucking awesomeness. "oldfags" will (i like dick) tell you that there was some sort of community or even brotherhood here. but honestly, you're just making something out to be bigger than it actually is and acting like a bunch of faggots who just had their treehouse destroyed.. tl;dr: chill the fuck out. HB isn't and never was anyone's personal clubhouse. if you want it to be, charge admission or some shit. keep rockin HB. . . . . [Image]

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic