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My friend commited suicide...

10% ethanol bath smh

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

My friend commited suicide...

[Quote] you forgot my last name smh

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

Defenition of hypebeast

[Quote] u dare me?

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

Defenition of hypebeast

how much u wanna make a bet i can roll my foreskin in on itself 3x b4 i see the 1st spurts of blood?

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

Jennifer's Body WITH MEGAN FOXX

[Quote] lol fucking dick

2 Weeks ago in Entertainment

My friend commited suicide...

[Quote] i couldnt help it son, the human torch was always my favorite marvel character, something about that post just screamed awesome to me &)...im sorry son...im sorry ....but you gotta admit, that niigga went out like a g, sleeping pills are for fucking emo kids, this niigga took his destiny in his own hands and went out like a viking, DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME THAT IS?!? vikings raped people son..they fucking rapppppped em! then they went like on looting raids and shit... then i like to imagine they ended the day with like a big ass turkey dinner and closed the night out with melancholy songs & merry tales by the campfire, some air hockey & quite possibly a more rape... vicious, "OMG WHY ISNT ANYONE HELPING ME!"...rape. so when you nerds are up til 4 in the morning gold farming and trying to wife that level 47 blood elf you're praying to god is a girl on the world of warcraft japanese servers (shes not), you need to think about all the vikings that lost their lives in failed village raids, think about all the black mage & holy knight filled dragon hunting parties that would later serve as the premise of that soul sucking piece of shit game...think about them and their deaths and say THANK YOU. in closing, vikings are cool, the human torch is cool, and by defacto association, viking deaths are also cool. you never saw leif ericson crying like a biggoty bitch and making "feel sorry for me" threads, that niigga was too busy making cellphones & raping shit, so instead of incurring the wrath of thor, loki and the frost giants of norse mythology by mourning the loss of your friend/fellow rapist, you should appreciate the awesomeness in his death and respect the way he chose to go out, now pull your fucking skirt up, pat your vagina, wipe your tears, AND FLAME ON!

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

Kiss Sony's Pinky Ring. UK Sales Up 999%

[Quote] what 3rd party exclusives does microsoft have on the horizon tho???

2 Weeks ago in United Kingdom

My friend commited suicide...

[Quote] lmfao blinkyeyes YESSS!!!

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

ARab-pt 2..he responds to the haters

[Quote] but i certainly wasnt, when a man has a 350z at his beck and call, his very existence commands respect! is he more lyrical than nas? maybe, but is arab the owner of the 37th greatest car ever made? you bet your sweet ass suzy smokeyface

2 Weeks ago in Music Discussion

HB Race War

<---currently looking for lieutenants in my dominican army....haitians & puerto ricans have been spotted gathering on our borders for the last several days....theres a storm coming....

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

recommend me a Final Fantasy

[Quote] pfffft, whatttt fucking story?

2 Weeks ago in Gaming

Man Eats His Own Shit In Court

[Quote] knock it off, you loved itblushing

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

HB Member Reputation Game

puts bbq sauce on everything..including the barrel of a 357 magnum ...NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

Why do u hate

uh ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! you know what this thread needs??? ........................ AN UNPROVOKED, IMPROMPTU JERKING SESSION ON THE MEAN STREETS OF SOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Uhh OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

Man Eats His Own Shit In Court

why didnt you just give him the sandwich like he asked? some fucking lawyer YOU turned out to be, nice debut champ tongueface i look forward to your next trial/clusterfuck sub, maybe you can molest a bailiff this time, best of luck......&)

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic
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