Official 5 Panels/ Camp Caps Thread

Uk in general is kinda weak. Really sweet people, hard to take srs. Sugarcoated accents used by mediocre to ugly hoes and gents who eat turrible food that apparently browns teeth, converting normal breath to farty noxious fumes, meanwhile doing nothing to nutritiously make apple-y and grabbable their squarepantsed women's concave asses, but instead leaves them looking from the top-up as do chubbily masculine patrick stars a la susan boyle who tend to settle (unless presented with ANY other alternative) for their counterpart squidwardly-featured chumps that historically have had collective micropenis insecurity (see: uk porn. Or uglies bumpin' uglies, as me and my friends call it) so deep-seated that it has been at the compensational crux of entire world wars and the colonization of more handsome, athletic, and comparatively vastly-endowed indigenous peoples. Collidin hadrons while we coolin the moon, bitch pls. Also; its tire, not tyre.

2 Weeks ago in Fashion

Facebook thirst and whiteknights

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ITS OFFICIAL EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT INTO THAT KONY BULLSHIT GOT PLAYED [[[(MILLIONS OF Ls)]]]

[Quote] i agree that the dude youre arguing with is a simpleton. but youre saying some pretty erroneous shit yourself. - ethnic germans and spanish and portugese are "white" insofar as their race goes. perhaps not their particular color, but they are all caucasioid peoples. even middle easterners are caucasioid. and indians (both from india and america). i say ethnic because you guys are just throwing out these nationalities, as if there arent german black people. - not all brazilians are brown. you do realize that nationality is the most superficial of all ethnic classifications, correct? loldifferentvariations of black. its like youre basing everything you say on the most superficial aspects of race (those dealing with color), without regard to the genetic basis for race. [Image] thats homer plessy. hes the guy who got into the argument with blacks having to sit on the back of the train that ended with the homer vs plessy (separate but equal) legal precedent that would dominate the south for the next 60 years. thats a black man. does he look like a black man tho? "blackness" and "whiteness" has less to do with concretes and more to do with abstracts. its a classic "havenots" vs "haves" juxtaposition. - the brand of slavery practiced by europeans was arguably more cruel than any practiced before it. granted, they didnt invent the concept of chattel slavery; but they did attach the racial component to it. and they made it into a business bigger than it had been prior to that, given the expansion into america. its inhumane to exploit people on so grand a scale. - see: my post above about siv/hiv. yes, hiv came from siv. but siv has existed for atleast the past 10,000 years. africans have constantly been exposed to it for that time. it didnt mutate to form hiv until the 20th century, after european colonization. im not saying that europeans engineered it in some lab. im saying that the economic pressure they placed onto blacks during colonization created the perfect breeding ground (weak immune systems due to starvation, higher mortality rate causing a higher sex rate, etc) for the arrival of hiv.

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Beats Beats BEATS!!!!

lotz of dooopeee beatzzzz

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ITS OFFICIAL EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT INTO THAT KONY BULLSHIT GOT PLAYED [[[(MILLIONS OF Ls)]]]

i think its clear that european involvement in african affairs is more or less what produced hiv. i mean hiv comes from siv, which is tens of thousands of years old. hiv didnt come about til the 20th century in quasi-postcolonial africa. i mean africans were exposed to siv for thousands of years without it mutating to hiv, yet it pops up when europeans come thru and start fucking shit up? im not saying they invented it. just saying there is a correlation.

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ITS OFFICIAL EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT INTO THAT KONY BULLSHIT GOT PLAYED [[[(MILLIONS OF Ls)]]]

[Quote] lol at trying to blame african tribes for slavery as if they had any idea how cruel chattel slavery would be. africans practiced slavery too, but it was closer to indentured servitude than the european brand. its not as if the africans went to europe and were like "you need to enslave deeze niggas now!" it was more like the europeans came to africa and were like "we need slaves." and the more docile tribes who wouldve denied the europeans were the ones who were enslaved by the warmongers. but even still, that one scenario holds no candle to the evils perpetrated by europeans over the past 500 years. i mean lets not forget the colonization of africa during the age of imperialism: theres no other place in the world that you see more countries divided by straight lines. thats because the country was partitioned according to imperialistic interests as opposed to ethnic tradition (as the is the case most other places). which has been the cause of most of these ethnic tensions for the past 40 years. and lets not forget that while these people suffer, certain people are getting rich yet and still. that is, its more profitable for the global hegemony that africa be poor and unaware of its economic situation.

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

I breed scorpions. Ask me anything.

[Image] this is what youre inviting into your life my man. if theres one thing that disturbs me its seeing a buncha insects crowded together on some shit.

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I breed scorpions. Ask me anything.

id like to buy one just so i can kill it and help rid the world of these things. do you not realize these things want to kill you? they dont even have memory. its not like raising a dog. each time they see you youre a new person to fuck over and a new life to ruin. you should kill these things before they kill you. what if one gets out and sets all the others free and they all sting you at the same time and shit. have you not considered these things?

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Philosophy.

^you cant speak to people who wont listen. hes making money so him, hitler, and rush limbaugh are all beyond any sort of dialectic. theyre great successes.

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WDYWT: 2012 (Chat Edition)(Flaming User = 24 Hour Ban)

idk what all the fuss is about, nitsuj is a decent looking girl. i give her a 7.

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Philosophy.

[Quote] oh hey brah if money is the only thing that you want out of life then you are a great success story, fuck books nigga! im really proud of you. blushing

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Philosophy.

[Quote] i really think youre taking this entire discussion too seriously. youre acting like im completely incapacitated because i enjoy thinking philosophically about things. like i said, youre projecting the fact that certain questions have nagged you into submission onto me, whereas i function quite normally in society. logic means everything to discourse. i never said all the answers would make themselves available to mankind (outside of when i was mocking your fallacious reasoning). i said that it is possible that they will, whereas you seem to be inclined to say that they absolutely wont. and while yes, thought is an action, ill overlook that misuse of idiom and tell you that just because i think doesnt mean i dont "act." i guess thinking about things incapacitates you, and thats why youre projecting all of this?

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Philosophy.

[Quote] /yawn. and you arent at all. your logic is flawed my friend.

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question about pinoys...

lol mentalstaywavy is the type of dude you chill with and almost every sentence he utters has to do with how not gay he is. hes the first in the room to say no homo and the last to shield his vision when he sees naked men in movies.

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

Philosophy.

[Quote] resisting the absurd eh? for someone who doesnt believe in objectiveness you sure do make alot of judgments. all the evidence points to order and sense, but if you want to believe in senselessness then thats cool. i mean there are people who still believe the world is flat. oh yea, they need to answer all those questions huh? because you say so? it seems like you have a buncha questions that nag you and because you feel inept at finding the answers, youve given up intellectually. good for you, bro. the difference between me and you is that clearly these questions nag you. im perfectly content with my philosophy and my questions, i love thinking all day. and just as you can say ill never know anything (based on no criteria whatsoever outside of your big bang or universe surrounding or whatever), i can likewise say that ill know everything. blushing do you see why your reasoning is flawed yet, my padawan?

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