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Your definition of broke

I see this word get tossed around alot but it seems like niggas use it to disrespect my low class fam thats out here tryin to eat while still bein #Hansum A broke nigga to me is a dude with holes in his fuckin socks smelling like dumpster... what is ur def. of broke?  And please don't disrespect the ramen noodles... thats real nigga food

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

Niggas want beef Vol. The Old Me

So i got this shit thats been buggin me for a few days ... I feel like sharing it with y'all. I'll make it quick.. anyway theres been this one dude who I used to be real cool with.. all of a sudden he starts runnin his mouth about me, the bitch made nigga is 19 and I'm 20. He really isn't about that street life so I brushed off the things he said about me. But then one of his pussy ass homies approaches me on some fuckboy shit and I let him know wats good with the city I'm from ( this dude's cousin is from a hood that I grew up with) so this faggot backs down and leaves me alone now this is the thing. its obvious this dude has an issue with me but needs an army to get at me. Should I just call him out and get the clean 1v1? Or should I cheapshot him and stomp his unconscious ass out? Or do I keep gettin this bread and fuck bitches ? i got school and other things going on and I dont hang with my old friends from the past... its obvious this fuckboy is tryin  me. Share ur thoughts #RealLife

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

how the fuck do i check my inbox

honestly new layout ever few months, fucks things up i'm worried about the mods on HB lazy niggas.

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

I have to share this L Vol. Keeping It Real

So a few weeks ago I asked this girl out right... We start dating and everything... she got a nice ass and gives good head, dat OCHOCINCO ... so everything cool until I end up at her best friend's house ... This bitch flashes me her titties ... they were pierced my nigga... so me being the dude that I am I said okay fuck it I'm just gonna do a quickie with her and just bounce to my gf's pad... so I end up staying the weekend with her, everything cool with side bitch but then when I call my GF ... This bitch starts flipping out over something that I had said a few days ago...  At the end, my GF breaks up with me... No more Ochocinco, bomb head, nice ass... land my side bitch admits to me that she just wanted to use me for the weekend... Now I'm single, jacking off again.... taking this L to the heart HB FORGIVE ME.

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

Please don't tell me she used me for Valentine's Day

CLIFF NOTES: I fall in love with a girl that can suck super good. I get her to be my Valentine... I ask her out, she says yes.. I'm simpin, I got some bomb ass head... a nigga having seconds thoughts about not being with her... I love this bitch... what do I do? If you wanna hear the love story read below... if not, keep it G.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOVE STORY:So 2 days ago, you know.. the day before Valentine's Day, this one girl came back to my life. Now, I've known her for quite some time and we used to be just regular high school friends. Now the thing was that back in my freshman year of high school, I had a little crush on her... but she had a boyfriend. So me being the respectful and faithful dude that I am, I never approached her in a manner where you saw me flirting with her. I just kept it friendly. During the time that we have known each other, we have had ups and downs with our friendship, so there will be a few months out the year where we wouldn't even speak to each other. No texts, no calls, none of us hanging out with mutual friends to even know how we are doing. Now this is the thing... But during the mist of all this, I fuck around and develop feelings within like a day, actually in better words... I get BACK the feelings I used to have for this chick and I simp hard by going to the local fucking store and cawpping a rose, a card, and about half a pound of chocolate, shout to Symphony... nah but real shit, I get her all these cute little gifts and we end up seeing each other on Valentine's... she looks good as fuck, I'm rockin my flannel, no preme or apc's on, just some regular flannel with my chucks cuz a nigga really out here in Cali like that... hair slicked back thanks to American Crew Pomade you feel me? So I'm like all looking good, cheap ass chanel cologne for the bitches and all that and so I see her... and my nigga... I had the weirdest feeling in my stomach... like hawks and fucking vultures flying around that bitch, no butterflies doe... but yeah so I get all shy and cute for this chick and she ends up giving me a gift too... a cute little teddy bear, i saw the price tag and it said 5 bucks... I was hurt [Image] Anyway we kicked it, i have her the rose with the card and the chocolate, chilled at my pad and were just talking and talking... now keep this in mind, it was around the afternoon so we just kicking it getting to know each other a bit more and catching up on life and whatnot... so then I take her to my room... Shoutout to everyone that has their own rooms... I'm still livin with my moms, I'm 20 and I'm in skool so relax HB we doin things you feel me? so yeah me and her get to kissing and rubbing and she just takes off her clothes B...a handsome nigga like me didn't even have to ask, that big booty came out dem jeans and I was just feeling her for a bit and she goes down on me...I sing her a deftones song while she rite there boppin ya boy MR. PINK ... to make that scene short, we have a good time and then I ask her to be my girlfriend right.. so then she asks me if I'm serious (this is how I know she's aint ready or she just trying to play me like a hoe) and so I calm down... I stop acting all immature and really ask her out and she says yes.... now peep this... earlier she asked me if I would ever want to marry her... later on the day I tell her one day I want to live with her... she responds YES you will be living with me... so now I'm thinking okay so she falling in love saying shit she ain't ready for I mean come on... We've known each other for years and all that but that doesn't make anyone be prepared to move in with someone they like, let alone LOVE in this situation... so then I text her today in the morning after I'm thinking about all this and tell her so wats up are we really going out cuz I'm a bit confused about the whole situation... the only fucking reason I said this is because her stupid ass didn't believe me about me being serious asking her out... so then she just reads my shit and doesnt text back and now I'm like okay... She got me doing things I'm not used to... she got me a little sprung... so then after realizing this bitch isn't ready for any type of commitment I just tell her.... yeah that's what I thought... I turn off my phone and go listen to more DEFTONES cuz that's what nigga do when he falls in love with a chick... so now I'm over here calling my homies and getting different answers from them about this... I would hate to say this but maybe she just domed a nigga for the sake of Valentine's Day and was just playing with my heart about being together... now a nigga over here feeling like shit cuz to be honest with all of you... I don't want to be with her just for the sex... I really do love this chick but if she ain't ready for the type of commitment I'm looking for then Imma keep it G and just move on... talk to other females and hope for the best cuz I'm not about to cry over a chick that doesn't like me fam...let alone love me... but yeah man someone throw in that feelsgoodman.jpg cuz a nigga just vented on HB... my niggas... what the fuck do y'all think about this? This isn't the only story I have for the niggas out there falling in and out of love... but this is my current one... I'm like a hopeless romantic asking the world about relationship advise... Please keep it cool in this thread fam... maybe we can all learn something new... Share your thoughts... real talk...a nigga feeling down right now... I didn't want this bullshit to happen to me... I just want to be happy fam...

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

The Top 5 Worst Rappers Vol. Hater's Ball

1. Nick Cannon 2. Joey Bada$$ 3. Joe Budden 4. Tony Yayo 5. Mac Miller I'm not the person to argue over these lame ass fucking "rappers" . If  just listed one of your idols well that's too damn bad. Real talk, share with me the lamest rappers you ever wished you never heard of in the first place. I can't stand listening to any of these dickheads. P.S. Lil B fucked my bitch.

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

What's the first thing you do when you play a GTA game? Vol. Creative Mayhem

I was wondering this when me and a homie we're kicking it, bulls hittin and sippin...  Anyway, I always kill a cop and go into a Pay N Spray just to have that feeling of getting away with murdering a cop. I usually ride in a PCJ 9hunna and drive by everyone else riding bikes because well... I'M JUST DAT NIGGA !  Hopefully people participate in this thread, niggas worried about Crazy Corrupt Cop Killa and shit... Let's take it back to GTA ma niggas...  INB4 GTA 5.

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

To be honest I'm just curious...

Why do people from Canada think they got it bad? Have they ever gone to war? Don't they have health insurance? Can't you get a maximum of 3 years for catching a body over there? If you do not know what the fuck I am talking about then here.... [Embed content]

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

[AlienWolfClothing] Thread

Supoort the homie doing his thing, here goes a few links Twitter @alienwolfline Facebook facebook.com/alienwolfclothing

2 Weeks ago in Brands

The road to become a Moderator

Okay so I lost my fuckin job for drinkin during lunch break... I think I will be having more than enough time to moderate, or should I say, REGULATE (word to nate dogg, RIP doe) these dick in the booty ass niggas talkin about not bein fagazy on this forum... now idk wtf happens in the other threads and topics, but off topic be chill... like that du wehatelondon swags hard and shit, plus the boii is in the army, extra SUS you feel me? I hope you don't, cuz that be wild homo (shoutout to Cam'ron) but yeah .... Too Short, Didn't Read TS;DR 20 year old man loses job due to 211's... Realizes he goes on Hypebeast drunk as shit... Sees alot of anti-straight threads... Notices alot of homos due to being a metrosexual... Does not want jailbait... Stalks Sandy and Claire AT THE SAMN DAMN TIME... Wants to be Mod... Makes thread that initiates the interest of becoming a MOD due to bein fired... Remembers he got fired.... Drinks another tall can of a 211... About 15 seconds away from pissing himself Too Stupid, Didn't Read TS;DR Highkey asking HB how to become a mod... P.S. I will suck some dick for some trukfit, as long as I get to close my eyes and pretend it's Channing Tatum... [Embed content] NO HOMO BUT WE COCKING THEM....

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

HB vs SB Vol. Off Topic needs a leader

yo shoutout to [HBxOT] man the forum NICE I'm a fuckin beaner so I don't order beans without the RICE My cousin Juan didn't take a shower for a week... that nigga caught LICE It's Merry Christmas, ALL I SEE IS RED AND GREEN LIGHTS Marquez knocked out that fillipino, THAT NIGGA SAID GOOD NIGHT Bleek with black eyes and a painted face... MAN THATS A SCARY SIGHT Shoutout to my #OYYOY niggas, WE ALL DOWN TO FIGHT Deez HansumBoyz niggas see the fourth letter of the alphabet, THESE NIGGAS DOWN TO BITE....

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

The Life Changing Experience

So I started talking to all types of girls E V E R Y W H E R E .... like literally, there hasn't been one girl I've seen that I haven't spoken too, ma niggas I feel good. Anyway, I'm about making moves now as opposed to before where I dranked and smoked and those things let to other ishh, but hey, at least I'm alive and doing better. So now that I ain't bout dat lazy life no mo, ideas have been hittin me from left to right, and it's only right if I share a few of them with y'all. First and foremost, I will be using the internet to my advantage, so depending if niggas wanna see how my life is going, I might make a blog about myself where you guys will be able to participate in, I will be doing bass guitar cover videos, reviewing rap/metal albums, and taking pictures, maybe a few videos here and there. Creating this thread/topic in the off topic probably wasn't my smartest idea, but it's better than nothing. Shoutout to the SB fam that turned they back on me, fuck dem niggas bruh, I'm repping OT til I turn 21, or until I die (obviously) Here go a few links so you can get an idea of me [URL] P.S. If you're gonna troll, make it successful - Lil B

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

DrxETHER GETS EXPOSED

youtube.com/818klowner facebook.com/basedbyron

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic

NU-GEN CL CO.

These are my designs/images for my t-shirts. I will be finishing creating my website, but in the mean time, visit my instagram to get a few ideas of what the brand stands for. Follow, like the photo you would like to have, comment on the color of the tee, place a social media link (optional) and rock that NU-GEN... [URL]

2 Weeks ago in Brands

Marketing Advise Vol. KRS

Basically I'm asking for a few tips. I'm gonna go to school for this but that's until next year, just thought maybe there are a few simple things I should know. INB4 this threads fails<br>

2 Weeks ago in Off Topic
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