Chris Bosh is 7 feet of moist cake

Nov 11, 2010 @ 22:51
lol, but seriously who should the Heat trade him for?

Nov 12, 2010 @ 20:17
People in Miami will freak out when they realize Chris Bosh is overrated and plays like a little bitch. He can't guard anybody that is 15 lbs heavier than him or an inch taller. He can guard all the shit and lower tier big men in the nba but when he'll play against the big boys, forget about it. Also has knee problems.

Yes I am quoting myself. I wrote this on July 12th 2010 in the "Official NBA thread".
Nov 12, 2010 @ 20:29
Well shit anybody that actually watched Chris Bosh play in Toronto...instead of listening to ESPNs hype... should have already known this wayyy before he signed the contract.He makes pre beard Gasol look like He-Man. This is what Pat Riley gets for being greedy, so you cant put it all on Chris. When building a team you should know a players strength and weaknesses. His game is at its best when he gets to play next to(not be) a tough bigman that focuses on the low post d and rebounds.
Nov 13, 2010 @ 08:27
Nov 13, 2010 @ 19:29
Go pick up your late pass
Nov 14, 2010 @ 12:10
Yes I am quoting myself. I wrote this on July 12th 2010 in the "Official NBA thread".

props, I never really paid attention to Bosh, but now I know the big 3 stuff is all hype. The media made him seem better than he is or maybe he just isn't a good fit for what the Heat need. I know the Heat would gladly take Birdman (or KMart) and Billups for Bosh.

Nov 15, 2010 @ 23:54
I knew they shouldn't of got this whack ♥♥♥♥♥. Softer than mash potatoes.
Nov 16, 2010 @ 16:49
dude looked sad when he was on the bench in their win against the raptors
Nov 17, 2010 @ 20:04
Lol I'm dyin @ moist cake.
Nov 17, 2010 @ 20:14
zomg, he scored 30+ against the jordan of turkey. swag!!!
Nov 17, 2010 @ 20:28
Turk is a sf and the only bigman the suns have didnt play...i dare a Heat bandwagon rider talk shit about Bosh "showing yall"
Nov 18, 2010 @ 02:45
turk can play the pf too. he did when he was on the magic, but idk what he is now. bosh was being guarded by an undersized man that eats a whole pizza before a game, so obviously he was gonna do decent
Nov 18, 2010 @ 03:02
Everyone has there games. We all know chris breezy is bitch made and can't play defense. Only reason he was a "superstar" is because he was the only decent player on the Raptors.
Nov 23, 2010 @ 15:21

Nov 24, 2010 @ 23:58
He was a pseudo-franchise player back in Toronto.
Nov 25, 2010 @ 21:39
Coach wants us to work, but we just want to chill!
Nov 26, 2010 @ 15:59
chris bosh is soft, go get a pg and a big man who can play in the most
Nov 26, 2010 @ 19:47
Chris bosh is marshmellowy

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