Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water
i got caught being an accomplice to stealing at a local grocery store. (my friends were idiots...)
but then a year later I got a job at the same place... hahahaha
I'm not old enough to have a credit card.
But still, I'll avoid UO for another month or 2. They said if I enter their store again, they would arrest me on spot.
See, the case with the UO shoplifting was that the dude (name was Pierre, dressed in Enyce jeans and a XXXL Devils jersey, aint no nigar from the hood named Pierre, ya I'm calling you out) called after me, something like "hey my man, let me see whats in ya bag."
I got caught up in the moment and turned around. But he threw himself after me and grabbed my bag. I was like WTF? in my mind and thought is he allowed to do this shit? But it looked like he was gonna chase after me (it was in the middle of an avenue in NYC). If I had ran, I honestly think he would've given chase.
Plus, he told me in the backroom that I was the 10th shoplifter that week.
Be about it