-You can't ask a question unless you answer one before.
-You have to choose between the two options; there is no third 'kill myself' cop out
-Creeper or more mind fucking the better.
-You allowed for a gun to be pointed to your head for one option. Ie, I would rather suck a dog than a cat if I had a gun pointed to my head.
Bout it for rules.
''Would you rather drink a glass of your dads semen that's 4 weeks old or drink a glass of your mums period juice that's been left on the radiator for 4 hours''?