"Adversaries call me on my Blackberry. Now I'm in the laundry mat: Darryl Strawberry. On my cell phone, now I'm on my iPhone. She thought it was a cat phone. Now I'm on my bat phone."
"Ruby Tuesday, Cinderella ballerina. Import important passports, Pasadena. Poppin' Fendi collars might be Barry Gordy. Pterodactyl dashboards, seats...prehistoric."