fucking faggot

Dec 11, 2012 @ 06:31
Dec 11, 2012 @ 06:38
hope everything goes well for you from this point on. (don't kill yourself)
Dec 11, 2012 @ 06:40
Dec 11, 2012 @ 06:43
Didn't Read LOL

git gud

Dec 11, 2012 @ 06:47
Actually read this simp shit.  sucks for you bruh... thats just life

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Dec 11, 2012 @ 06:49
damn bwe all this shit and you aint even tap? wat???

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Dec 11, 2012 @ 06:51
In on first page, appears to be the second coming of the simp thread 
Dec 11, 2012 @ 06:51
Originally posted by Inactive User
damn bwe all this shit and you aint even tap? wat???
wait what?! say it ain't so


Dec 11, 2012 @ 06:59
On the real tho bro don't off yourself thats some pussy nikka shit

git gud

Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:04

Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:05

ignore all the trolls

Be about it

Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:06
Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:09
More details on the long distance not workin if youre gunna have us read all that not to be harsh but whats good with the failure. Doesn't really sound like some simp shit, its not like you were thirsty on some bullshit or you played yourself.

edit: stopped reading after u broke up, if its about offing yourself, then please, don't play yourself with suicide, and if you are serious about that than don't take trolls seriously. For real if ppl come on here for that kind of emotion and the trolls get at em, I could see some vulnerable ppl really offing themselves on some last straw fuck this cold world shit.


I never understood why ppl make long distance sound so hard. I dated my girl for almost 3 years from NYC when she was in LA and it got hard at times, but we saw eachother every 3 or 4 weeks we'd switch off who would go to who. It was actually kind of fun, taking 3-4 day vacations every month, and its not like plane tickets are that much guap if you have any type of income. As long as you can be independent on your own two and you trust the chick and she trusts you i dont know why ppl think its that hard, unless the relationship was doomed to failure regardless or the love wasn't really that strong in the first place. Then again you made it sound like you weren't fucking, I can't even relate to that cuz the sex chemistry is an extremely significant part of any romantic relationship I take seriously, no disrespect to those who do otherwise. I could have never gotten through that long distance without the promise of endless booty on some lady in the streets freak in the sheets type during every visit.
Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:11
Give it time, you'll be fine. Although it's true you won't find another 24 year old virgin unless you go to Korea.
Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:13
hahahah suck eggs nigga

Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:14
Its hilarious how the word "simp" is thrown around so easily. There's a difference between "simping" and "caring". Sadly, 90% of you idiots can't tell the difference between the two.
Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:15
didn't read but why do all you guys want to get with virgins all the time they dont know how to ride a dick and its awkward 
Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:16
Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:18

simp shit like this lol

Don't badmind me.

Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:18
Actually read..
Damn bro.. 

I sometimes wish I could have a best friend/girlfriend relationship but at the same time I know if that shit ended & we don't get married I'd be a wreck, much like you are now

Stay up bro, find the lesson you were supposed to learn from this & move on a better person
Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:18
you're soft though
you created an account on an internet forum dominated by trolls for the sole purpose of posting that great wall of simp shit and you expect everyone to give you a hug and make everything better ?
Incase you didnt know niggas dont fart rainbows either
This real life
This HB
Walk with your head high and balls down low
And forget that hoe
Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:21
post up pics of your bitch and I'll help you in what to say and do to get her back.
Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:21
inb4 someone points out that her virginity also makes you a virgin.

Anyway, you seem genuine. Your shit was a long read, and a bit more serious than everything else posted here, but it was still better than reading most stuff on HB. Good luck bro. This ain't the end of the world, almost opposite. You said yourself it's like you're just now experiencing real life. Keep it that way. Take advantage of it.
Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:22
Originally posted by Inactive User
Its hilarious how the word "simp" is thrown around so easily. There's a difference between "simping" and "caring". Sadly, 90% of you idiots can't tell the difference between the two.
so if youre 24 and on your grown man shit ignore that shit and reply to those of us who came with legit responses. Besides, the fact that you didn't smash is what makes it sound simpy, don't be mad ppl gettin hung up on that detail, its inevitable, do you.
Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:35
This isn't on some simp shit... Anyone that has had a good ass relationship that ended would know that. But why did you post this on HB? yeah I understand you wanted to get this shit of your chest but all HB is a bunch of haters. 
You got with this girl too early and stayed with her for too long. Being with her this long made you live somewhat of a sheltered life. Just because a girl isn't a virgin and isn't pure doesn't mean she isn't worth your time. Don't let this stop you, get out there and start talking to people. You need to figure out what real girls are like not the ones stuck in the mindset of "I want to be pure, a christian, and perfect..." girls like that are stupid as fuck and need to find out about the real world. 
I hope you get over this girl and don't let her hold you back, she will move on and so will you. Stay up son. 
Dec 11, 2012 @ 07:58
I was gonna troll this but damn, I can't kick a brother when he's down... Real talk, you've been with this girl for 12 years... You are about to discover a side of yourself that you've never known was there and experience things you've never experienced before... You're single now mane, you can do what you want... I know you're hurting right now but one day soon you're gonna realize that for the first time in your adult life you can just do you and when you do you're gonna be like:

Dec 11, 2012 @ 08:32
I know how it feels man, I'm going through a recent breakup too with someone I've pretty much grown up with.  I know how you feel when you said love can be blinding and it is.  I was so caught up in it that my dreams and goals were fading away.  I realized now is the time to work on myself as a person.
Dec 11, 2012 @ 08:44
stay up bra
Dec 11, 2012 @ 08:51
i am not reading your simp story but if you decide to kill yourself you're a pussy and don't deserve a penis
Dec 11, 2012 @ 09:08
didn't read. not hating, just lazy. stay strong. it sucks now but it will pass. fuckemhoesbruhbruh
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