i mean props to him for even getting a girlfriend. its beyond me how he did it, but hes happy, so good for him!
that being said, lets be fucking realistic here, shes 17, and hes 24. as much as you still wanna be a kid jacob, your a GROWN ASS MAN. DATS STATUTORY BRUHHHHHHHH.
trilly doe if you think your still a child at 24 you are fucking high
Depending on her state, it technically may not be statutory.. In NY state, for example, 17 is legal.
BUUUUUUUT, that's some lame ish trying to wife a broad who's still in high school when you graduated 6 years ago. And even lamer having a long distance relationship with her...and even lamer to drive cross country for her...and even lamer to not even get the buns. I mean, the lesser of two evils is being a creep.
IMO, better to be a creep that got buns from a 17 year old than to be a simp who after 6 years doesn't even have the game to get the buns. Either way, it's an L.