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I Think I Fucked Up: Vol. does that make me gay?

Apr 26, 2012 @ 15:22
I bet the bj with the dildo was better then her bj on you.

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Apr 26, 2012 @ 15:29
this shit actually had me dead in class. fucking hilarious. nuttin with a fake penis in your mouth is pretty suss tho.

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Apr 26, 2012 @ 15:39
She recorded it ;)
Apr 26, 2012 @ 15:48
That story was amazing, if you made that up, you might have a future writing comedies. If that was real life, shorty played a power moves and all her friends gonna judge you. It's all downhill from here homie. Did she swallow at least? You left out that detail...she was giving you head, so you had to nut in her mouth. If you're not trolling you gotta nut in her ear homie.
Apr 26, 2012 @ 15:55
this is probably the first time i laughed from something on this site in a long time

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Apr 26, 2012 @ 16:22
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Apr 26, 2012 @ 16:27
Apr 26, 2012 @ 16:33
before i knew it, i couldn't help it, and i came. with a dildo in my mouth.

Apr 26, 2012 @ 17:11
dat cuckold life

she's preppin you to take the real thing

before you know it you'll be jacking off in the corner with a dunce cap on while your girl gets plowed by ten car loads of hard bone niggas

Apr 26, 2012 @ 17:12
i read upto 'she knows i want to fuck her.'
Apr 26, 2012 @ 17:14
LOL. this thread LOLOLLOLOL....damn............

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Apr 26, 2012 @ 17:31


Apr 26, 2012 @ 17:40
Looool sus
Apr 26, 2012 @ 17:40
but u still didn't fuck her

Apr 26, 2012 @ 17:47
yo on a larger scale if u fuck up with that girl she gonna end ur social life spreadin that shit having you fucked up like pac did fat boy in juice or stampede did mufasa in lion king son

that bitch maddddd weird
Apr 26, 2012 @ 18:03
Had to return to HB for this shit. You're stuck between a rock and a hard dick bruh.
Game over. You a battyboi.


Apr 26, 2012 @ 18:22
smh...your man hood has been thrown out the window
Apr 26, 2012 @ 18:24
Apr 26, 2012 @ 18:35
I think a better alternative would have been to offer her a 69 rather than sucking a dildo.

That was pretty gay.
Apr 26, 2012 @ 18:40
Why didnt you just eat the pussy....so confused.
Apr 26, 2012 @ 18:58

Thread made my week....that's gay AF by the way


Apr 26, 2012 @ 19:09
Damn most suspect thread since the OG HB Homo Goku was postin.

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Apr 26, 2012 @ 19:11
Originally posted by Inactive User
man this is kid shit bruh, if you're above 18 and have this mentality you need to take some lessons in trillonomics...

Was that a man's dick? no. did you get head from a man? no.

might be some kinky shit

but you got head from a female brah... nuffin gay bout dat unelss you were hoping it was a nicca...


nigga is trying to justify catching Dildos in the mouth

Apr 26, 2012 @ 19:12
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Apr 26, 2012 @ 19:24


Apr 26, 2012 @ 19:26

and put the dildo to my lips. "suck it" she said. "i'll suck yours". i couldn't help it, and i came. with a dildo in my mouth.

does that make me gay?

To answer your question, just read those parts out loud.


Apr 26, 2012 @ 19:30
damn dude you just simulated 69 with a dude, how does that feel? and
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Apr 26, 2012 @ 19:46
But yo, on another note, shorty is mad dexterous to be able to give brains and sex your mouth with a dildo. That's some impressive multi tasking.

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Apr 26, 2012 @ 19:54
How did her pus taste? Cuz the closest you will ever get to it is that big black dildo.
Apr 26, 2012 @ 20:06

I don't even know what to say
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