Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

Feb 10, 2011 @ 16:33
Originally posted by Inactive User
i beat off to my own reflection


yeah
Feb 11, 2011 @ 01:04
Whenever I'm home alone and I do something stupid/funny like drop a glass or something I always imagine I'm in a sitcom - pull a really over the top facial expression and look around picture the live audience laughing. Feels good man.
Feb 11, 2011 @ 17:38
^^im gonna go do that
Feb 12, 2011 @ 12:55
i flush the toilet first then pee to see if i can beat it

qft
Feb 12, 2011 @ 13:58
whenever I see an armhair that looks too long I bite it off

Richard Cumming: word if your dick aint wet 24/7 you’re a simp. if theres no pussy around bess b’lee dat i got my dick in a glass of water

Feb 12, 2011 @ 17:04
when im at the gym and running on the treadmill, and then their is a bad bitch in front of me on a treadmill, i use her as motivation lmaoo, like she is running and my eyes are glued to her ass..tryin to chase that booty down smokeyface
Feb 12, 2011 @ 20:58
I push my laptop to the very edge of my lap and do constant temperature checks to make sure my balls aren't being fried. Can't afford to have my sperm killed because of my computer.
Feb 12, 2011 @ 21:00
i go on HB

hndlz.tumblr.com

Feb 13, 2011 @ 15:17
I push my laptop to the very edge of my lap and do constant temperature checks to make sure my balls aren't being fried. Can't afford to have my sperm killed because of my computer.


tables ftw
Feb 13, 2011 @ 15:36
i take shits really slowly and count to see how long i can keep the flow going.
Feb 13, 2011 @ 17:03
i carry my backpack around campus even if im just grabbing lunch with a friend because it feels right.
Feb 13, 2011 @ 17:05
I smoke whoonga
Feb 13, 2011 @ 17:20
fap with the window open with the porn turned up really loud when the mailman comes

Inactive User

Feb 13, 2011 @ 21:09
Originally posted by Inactive User
most of the time when im done shitting, i chill on the toilet for about 30 minutes


Same. haha
Feb 13, 2011 @ 21:12
i take like 45 minute showers, i turn the water up really hot and then sit down and do some serious serious thinking. i've come up with several solutions to problems i was facing, its like the shower is where i go to get away lol
Feb 13, 2011 @ 21:27
Probably the most random shit i do that nobody else does would be taking off my socks every time i take off my shoes. Only times the socks stay on is if its mad fuckin cold (usually i just take em off anyway and use the excuse that my socks are wet) or if im unfamiliar with the owner of the house.

I feel like I would drop the habit if my feet looked weird or were nasty. This kind of goes hand in hand with another obsession i have with keeping my hands and feet really clean, nails always trimmed, etc. I notice anyones hands and/or feet if they are visible and I feel uncomfortable if someone has nasty hands or feet.
Feb 13, 2011 @ 21:55
whenever I see an armhair that looks too long I bite it off

swear I thought I was the only one.
I got this one small mole on my arm where hair's growing out, and when I pull the hair out it feels so good.

and this thread is hilarious.
Feb 13, 2011 @ 22:08
LMAO I do some shit similar to this. Sometimes when I'm riding on a bus I'll think really loudly in my head "I KNOW YOU'RE A TELEPATH I'M ON TO YOU!" with the hope that I scared the shit out of someone

yo i do this shit all the fucking time. i thought i was the only one. "aw shit another bitch that can read minds"
Feb 14, 2011 @ 12:15
Not really enjoy ofwgkta
Feb 14, 2011 @ 13:43
sometimes before i pee, ill throw a piece of toilet paper into the bowl, pretend its a ship, and see if i can sink it with my stream of piss.

investment banking pays the bills

Feb 14, 2011 @ 17:33
when i take a shit i pretend i'm giving birth
Feb 15, 2011 @ 12:19
lul, for me I always see 1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, and so forth. But I mostly catch 4:44...and in chinese it means death, or just bad luck shit. Guess I'm gonna die soon

I read that post, then looked at the clock : 19:19

fuck
Feb 16, 2011 @ 20:57
After I'm done fapping I close like 6 tabs off firefox.


I always think random people are mind readers to I watch what I think. tongueface
Feb 17, 2011 @ 12:58
when i'm giving birth i pretend i take a shit


fixed
Feb 17, 2011 @ 13:04
Just before I go in the shower I always have a number 2 and clean my ass in the shower
Feb 17, 2011 @ 13:08
Just before I go in the shower I always have a number 2 and clean my ass in the shower


I do this all the time.

I usually never wipe with toilet paper. I just wash my ass in the shower and dry off with a towel.

Clean and smelling good. smokeyface
Feb 17, 2011 @ 14:07
that's gross lol i straight up wipe and the whole fuckin shebang before i hit the shower
Feb 17, 2011 @ 23:02
stay in the shower mad long, do the thinking and whatnot, do some freestyling
stay on the torlet mad long, admiring my knees and whatnot, do some freestyling.
when i eat poptarts, i put one in the toaster and eat the other while the first one is toasting.
a lot of wierd snackin stuff.
when i was little my favorite was pretzels dipped in go-gurt
do a lot of kung fu and michael jordan reinactments when im home alone.


the usual.
Feb 17, 2011 @ 23:15
But how can there be a usual!??!?
Feb 17, 2011 @ 23:19
sometimes in my posts i set people up for jokes and wait for people to say them

also, when im riding a bus or something like that and real bored, i look around and think of some disaster that could happen, like the bus crashing off the bridge and into a river or something, and then i imagine how i could possibly save everyone, or as many people as possible.
then i wonder if one day ill be doing that and the thing will actually happen and i'll know what to do and save some little kids or something, all because some omniscient force has been making me think about this stuff my whole life in preparation.
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