Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

Dec 19, 2010 @ 05:42
im not alonesmokeyface sometimes when i play call of duty, i jack off and see if i can get it off before the game starts smokeyface


Of all the really strange posts in this thread, I find this the most perverse.
Dec 22, 2010 @ 10:21
cyber sex over xbox live?

omg I thought I was the only one who did that smokeyface


i have a ps3...

and nah have real sex son

I import JDM vehicles into Canada, let me know if you're interested

Dec 22, 2010 @ 10:24
sex over xbox and ps3... are you guys doing everything you can think of before 2012? ?)
Dec 22, 2010 @ 10:33
i talk to myself constantly when no one is around. i usually say random jokes that i remember in hopes that some all knowing being gets what im saying.
Dec 22, 2010 @ 14:38
in mid piss, if i feel a shit comin on, i'll use my will power to shut off the flow while i turn around and proceed to drop a deuce, rather than finish peeing then dook

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Dec 22, 2010 @ 14:43
^ I do thesame shit all the time. i just got a cat (MR. PutyTang) and when im bord as fuck we go get some box's and i bild a iniana jones fort and do a voice over for what hes doing or thinking at that time.
Dec 22, 2010 @ 14:49
LMAO I do some shit similar to this. Sometimes when I'm riding on a bus I'll think really loudly in my head "I KNOW YOU'RE A TELEPATH I'M ON TO YOU!" with the hope that I scared the shit out of someone


I do that shit sometimes to. I think people can hear and see what im thinking so then i say in my head "whats up,i know you can har me." or "Look at me if you can hear me" and see if someone looks lol.


I also fight the air when nobodys around sometimes. Like i would picture someone i dont like and just swing off on the air pretending their there, ducking,bobbing and even acting like i got hit. Then i even have imaginary people break it up. Weird as shiy lol.
Dec 22, 2010 @ 17:33
i flush the toilet first then pee to see if i can beat it
Dec 22, 2010 @ 18:23
When I start making an awesome sandwich, I like to sing about how awesome my sandwich is going to be
Dec 22, 2010 @ 18:52
sometimes i like pulling my leg hairs and pubes out because it hurts. but it feels good
Dec 22, 2010 @ 22:14
^ I used to do that with my eyelashes, eyebrows, and arm-pit hair. Shit feels awesome.
Dec 22, 2010 @ 22:16
I do that shit sometimes to. I think people can hear and see what im thinking so then i say in my head "whats up,i know you can har me." or "Look at me if you can hear me" and see if someone looks lol.


I also fight the air when nobodys around sometimes. Like i would picture someone i dont like and just swing off on the air pretending their there, ducking,bobbing and even acting like i got hit. Then i even have imaginary people break it up. Weird as shiy lol.


Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo
Dec 22, 2010 @ 22:18
Originally posted by Inactive User
when i see one of my cats, Charlie, just laying somewhere, sometimes i just stare and yell at him saying "Charlie, all you do is fuckin eat and sleep! Your lazy and fat! Get a job!"

and sometimes when mom comes home with the catnip, i try to give him some, but he wants nothing to do with it.
so to this day, i believe he is recovering from a cat nip addiction.

this is him


I call my fat chihuahua a bum all the damn time.
Dec 22, 2010 @ 22:21
sometimes i like pulling my leg hairs and pubes out because it hurts. but it feels good


lol lmfao
Dec 22, 2010 @ 23:28
When I start making an awesome sandwich, I like to sing about how awesome my sandwich is going to be


Fucking sig'd!
Dec 22, 2010 @ 23:32
When I start making an awesome sandwich, I like to sing about how awesome my sandwich is going to be


Sig'd!
Dec 23, 2010 @ 01:10
put random shit on my head when i walk places like a shirt, gloves, a sweater, phone whatever i dont feel like carrying and just walk with it on my head and balance while i walk on top of things to make the walk more entertaining

anal del rey https://soundcloud.com/fred-j-riley

Dec 23, 2010 @ 01:23
When I'm bored in class I like to stretch and yawn to sound like I'm orgasming to see who would turn around and look at me.
Dec 23, 2010 @ 03:44
when im siittin on the computer i twirl my pubic hairs around my finger and mak'em curly.
Dec 23, 2010 @ 11:13
^ smokeyface
Dec 23, 2010 @ 13:06
when im siittin on the computer i twirl my pubic hairs around my finger and mak'em curly.

Sounds like you need to trim!
Dec 23, 2010 @ 14:00
instead of using a spoon when i eat a snack pack, i fold the top thing that you peel off in half and use that as a scoop lol

i like being able to just throw it all away


That is brilliant. when I dont have a spoon i just squeeze the shit out like a damn animal. Usually half the fuckin snack pack is on my face.
Dec 23, 2010 @ 19:15
It just itches like crazy when you're done
Dec 24, 2010 @ 01:35
sometimes i wear these really stiff, rough pants for 6 months straight without washing them, and then i take pictures of myself and put them online and hope that people think im sexy
Dec 24, 2010 @ 01:52
I thought that was really weird until I realized what it was lolol
Dec 24, 2010 @ 17:01
crack my elbows...feels so good.
Dec 24, 2010 @ 17:12
Originally posted by Inactive User
yes. crack elbows, knuckles, fingers, neck.


back, knees, toes and even my penis smokeyfacesmokeyfacesmokeyface
Dec 24, 2010 @ 18:22
^ i think all smokers do this cuz i do i get something to read a drink and just hang out for a bit after i shit.
Feb 10, 2011 @ 15:57
When I fap and I'm home alone I scream


*dead*
Feb 10, 2011 @ 15:59
I eat the whole apple including core and seeds.
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