December 19, 2010 at 05:42:58 Dec 19, 2010 @ 05:42
im not alone sometimes when i play call of duty, i jack off and see if i can get it off before the game starts
Of all the really strange posts in this thread, I find this the most perverse.
LMAO I do some shit similar to this. Sometimes when I'm riding on a bus I'll think really loudly in my head "I KNOW YOU'RE A TELEPATH I'M ON TO YOU!" with the hope that I scared the shit out of someone
I do that shit sometimes to. I think people can hear and see what im thinking so then i say in my head "whats up,i know you can har me." or "Look at me if you can hear me" and see if someone looks lol.
I also fight the air when nobodys around sometimes. Like i would picture someone i dont like and just swing off on the air pretending their there, ducking,bobbing and even acting like i got hit. Then i even have imaginary people break it up. Weird as shiy lol.
Originally posted by Inactive Userwhen i see one of my cats, Charlie, just laying somewhere, sometimes i just stare and yell at him saying "Charlie, all you do is fuckin eat and sleep! Your lazy and fat! Get a job!"
and sometimes when mom comes home with the catnip, i try to give him some, but he wants nothing to do with it.
so to this day, i believe he is recovering from a cat nip addiction.
this is him
anal del rey https://soundcloud.com/fred-j-riley
instead of using a spoon when i eat a snack pack, i fold the top thing that you peel off in half and use that as a scoop lol
i like being able to just throw it all away
Originally posted by Inactive Useryes. crack elbows, knuckles, fingers, neck.