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Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

Oct 26, 2010 @ 23:41
when im showering, i pretend my dick is a guitar
Oct 26, 2010 @ 23:43
i like to stick 3 or more fingers up my butt sometimes just to make sure everything up there is ok
Oct 26, 2010 @ 23:44
i play table tennis.
Oct 26, 2010 @ 23:47
I like to blast "There is a light that Never goes out" by The Smiths at full volume whenever I'm drivin' in traffic
Oct 27, 2010 @ 01:01
I like to blast "There is a light that Never goes out" by The Smiths at full volume whenever I'm drivin' in traffic


ME GUSTA remix is way better

I'm much different dog

Oct 30, 2010 @ 21:15
I use my erect penis as a towel rack while entering/leaving the shower.

http://twitter.com/CrazyHates

Oct 30, 2010 @ 21:16
ME GUSTA remix is way better


OMG THANKS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I'VE BEEN WANTING TO HEAR THIS INSTRUMENTAL FOR SO LONG.


But I like the og version better.

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

Oct 30, 2010 @ 21:18
I splash water on my shower curtains when I'm in the shower and pretend its blood. smokeyface Looks soooooooooo cool

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

Oct 30, 2010 @ 21:28
use rewards im never going to get as motivation

"if you get an a on this test, you'll get your dick sucked by 3 hookers and a dolphin"

www.twitter.com/tonysteak

Oct 31, 2010 @ 02:32
I fap to the school yearbook.
Oct 31, 2010 @ 07:42
ME GUSTA remix is way better


Man you had better be joking.
Nov 01, 2010 @ 22:56
after i get out of the shower i like to stang in the mirror and see how meany times i can make my junk spin in circles.
Dec 17, 2010 @ 23:22
feel like someone somewhere else is temporarily experiencing life through me, like they are in my head seeing and feeling whatever I feel, and i think 'quick do something impressive' and go like flex in the mirror or look at my dick and pretend it is big.

try to masturbate with only my imagination. usually my arm gets too tired first.

probably not the only one who does this but when i think im home alone i talk to myself out loud having fake conversations of what i would say if i were cool or in a movie or just random sounds and then i realize theres somebody in the next room and i pretend like they didnt hear anything.
Dec 18, 2010 @ 00:58
nice first post.

I'm much different dog

Dec 18, 2010 @ 06:16
For as long as i can remember whenever i'm in class, on the bus, or just surrounded by people i always want to be in arms reach of a bitch that i would fuck. It's wierd because i always think that some guy is gonna yell out "THE FIRST GIRL YOU TOUCH WILL LET YOU FUCK THEM!" so i wanna be that lucky man who touched the hottest bitch in the room.

When i get to an empty home and i get that weird ass feeling that someone is watching me, i yell out "I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING THERE, I SEE YOU" just to make sure.

Sometimes i wish while i'm riding the bus that a car would crash into it. Mainly because i think it would be a fun experience.

am i the only one who watches porn in reverse? like i watch a vid and i skip right to the end to see the money shot and then i watch it backwards? i also like to syncronize when i bust to when the guy is busting in the vid. feels good man
Dec 18, 2010 @ 06:20
I do the last bit, for sure!

All of those are pretty hilarious though.
Dec 18, 2010 @ 10:57
depends on how much "free" time i have on my hands. i can either go on cod online and start noobing and flaming people or invite my friend over and "get down to business" if you know what i mean

I import JDM vehicles into Canada, let me know if you're interested

Dec 18, 2010 @ 10:58
depends on how much "free" time i have on my hands. i can either go on cod online and start noobing and flaming people or invite my friend over and "get down to business" if you know what i mean


cyber sex over xbox live?

omg I thought I was the only one who did that smokeyface

Last.fm - DStyles23 Xbox Live GT: DStyles23

Dec 18, 2010 @ 10:59
ME GUSTA remix is way better


i will find you in real life and fuck your asshole with a machete. that was the most retarded shit i've ever heard you fucking cock sucking tasteless son of a bitch.
Dec 18, 2010 @ 13:11
I sing to random objects about how awesome they are.
Dec 18, 2010 @ 14:40
When i get to an empty home and i get that weird ass feeling that someone is watching me, i yell out "I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING THERE, I SEE YOU" just to make sure.


lmfaoo i sometimes do that too

Sometimes i wish while i'm riding the bus that a car would crash into it. Mainly because i think it would be a fun experience.


lmfao we def think alike

am i the only one who watches porn in reverse? like i watch a vid and i skip right to the end to see the money shot and then i watch it backwards? i also like to syncronize when i bust to when the guy is busting in the vid. feels good man


my boys do that, not me
Dec 18, 2010 @ 14:49
When i get to an empty home and i get that weird ass feeling that someone is watching me, i yell out "I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING THERE, I SEE YOU" just to make sure.


LMAO I do some shit similar to this. Sometimes when I'm riding on a bus I'll think really loudly in my head "I KNOW YOU'RE A TELEPATH I'M ON TO YOU!" with the hope that I scared the shit out of someone
Dec 18, 2010 @ 15:09
jumping on couch arms and doing hyper shit and hitting my head on the roof while singing big time rush songs smokeyface

anal del rey https://soundcloud.com/fred-j-riley

Dec 18, 2010 @ 15:41
when i pee into a toilet i avoid hitting the water because the sound bothers me.
Dec 18, 2010 @ 15:43
when i pee into a toilet i avoid hitting the water because the sound bothers me.


Word I can't stand the sound of that
Dec 18, 2010 @ 15:59
this thread makes me feel like a normal person...
Dec 18, 2010 @ 16:02
I'm scratching underneath my balls right now.

It smells like doodoo and scrotum sweat.
Dec 18, 2010 @ 19:18
am i the only one who watches porn in reverse? like i watch a vid and i skip right to the end to see the money shot and then i watch it backwards? i also like to syncronize when i bust to when the guy is busting in the vid. feels good man


im not alonesmokeyface sometimes when i play call of duty, i jack off and see if i can get it off before the game starts smokeyface
Dec 19, 2010 @ 04:10
most of the time when im done shitting, i chill on the toilet for about 30 minutes

Easy mang...

Dec 19, 2010 @ 05:42
im not alonesmokeyface sometimes when i play call of duty, i jack off and see if i can get it off before the game starts smokeyface


Of all the really strange posts in this thread, I find this the most perverse.
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