Lets be real: Post random shit that you do that mostly no one does.

Aug 28, 2010 @ 14:25
i wipe standing and bring my leg up
i want it 100% clean

half u people have ur pants at ur ankles and wipe ur cheeks not even wiping the anus smh

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Aug 28, 2010 @ 14:27
sitting while you whipe will get it 10x cleaner 10x faster
Aug 28, 2010 @ 14:30
when u spread ur cheeks its 10000x better

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Aug 28, 2010 @ 15:20
when u spread ur cheeks its 10000x better


Aug 28, 2010 @ 15:32
lmao I do that sometimes.
Aug 28, 2010 @ 15:47
when u spread ur cheeks its 10000x better






Perfect gif usage.

Originally posted by Inactive User
I always act like I'm being interviewed. Basically I'm talking to myself, but when I'm alone in a room doing everyday things I act like people are asking me random questions about things. It's fun. If I become famous I'll be come an interview jesus.


REAL FUCKING TALK, I was gonna post about that right now.
Aug 28, 2010 @ 18:14
when i listen to music i imagine my imaginary pro dance crew dancing 2 it

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Aug 29, 2010 @ 15:02
when i'm with my cousins i sing a song they like. i can't sing, so i basically fucking ruin the moment.

insta: sihalanick

Aug 29, 2010 @ 16:14
Originally posted by Inactive User
I always act like I'm being interviewed. Basically I'm talking to myself, but when I'm alone in a room doing everyday things I act like people are asking me random questions about things. It's fun. If I become famous I'll be come an interview jesus.


I fucking do this ALLL the time on my way home from school.

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

Aug 30, 2010 @ 00:26
im a cashier at target and i pretty much judge everyone based on what they buy
Aug 30, 2010 @ 00:42
And I often think that cashiers be judging me when I'm buying my shit. lulz
Aug 30, 2010 @ 00:46
Originally posted by Inactive User
I always act like I'm being interviewed. Basically I'm talking to myself, but when I'm alone in a room doing everyday things I act like people are asking me random questions about things. It's fun. If I become famous I'll be come an interview jesus.


Trust!

"I got smokers hitting rocks making Stevie J faces" - Quilly

Aug 30, 2010 @ 00:55
im a cashier at target and i pretty much judge everyone based on what they buy


LOL. that's hella funny
Aug 30, 2010 @ 08:22
Crack my toes
shit feels so nice.
Aug 30, 2010 @ 08:39
Crack my toes
shit feels so nice.

wrd breh
Aug 30, 2010 @ 12:47
I sit down in the shower to relax and do my thinking

Also eat apples on occasion while doing this...


Eating in the shower is fucking sick, i used to eat chocolate bars in the shower but they melted real quick so i stopped.
I went through a phase of taking a bath and positioning my laptop on a chair next to it so i could go on the laptop in the bath and i would talk to people on msn and half way through the conversation it would go like this:
Me: hey man, guess what?
Friend: what man?
Me: im in the bath.
Friend: Lolwut?
Me: im naked man.
Your Friend is no longer on-line.
Aug 30, 2010 @ 12:49
play street fighter iv on iphone while taking a dump and wont get up until i win

anal del rey https://soundcloud.com/fred-j-riley

Aug 30, 2010 @ 17:31
im a cashier at target and i pretty much judge everyone based on what they buy


lol. EXAMPLES
Aug 31, 2010 @ 20:41
i work tomorrow so i'll post some examples when they're fresh in my mind when i get back

i do always feel bad for the guys that are like in their late 20's buying packs and packs of Magic the Gathering cards
Sep 01, 2010 @ 21:19
dance like i'm southern with southern music in my head when no one is around.(even tho i dislike it)
Sep 12, 2010 @ 06:59
sometimes if i've been mostly showering for a couple weeks, i'll make a point of bathing with water that is way too hot, so when i eventually acclimatise, my muscles are too relaxed for me to be as fast as usual. this usually takes over an hour because of how much it slows me down, but it feels good after you manage to get out.
Sep 12, 2010 @ 07:55


Good execution. Laughed so hard.
Sep 12, 2010 @ 08:47
Eating in the shower is fucking sick, i used to eat chocolate bars in the shower but they melted real quick so i stopped.
I went through a phase of taking a bath and positioning my laptop on a chair next to it so i could go on the laptop in the bath and i would talk to people on msn and half way through the conversation it would go like this:
Me: hey man, guess what?
Friend: what man?
Me: im in the bath.
Friend: Lolwut?
Me: im naked man.
Your Friend is no longer on-line.


ahhh jesus

and this

Originally posted by Inactive User
When i watch bitches giving bj's in porn, I open my mouth with them.
Sep 12, 2010 @ 12:23
Eating in the shower is fucking sick, i used to eat chocolate bars in the shower but they melted real quick so i stopped.
I went through a phase of taking a bath and positioning my laptop on a chair next to it so i could go on the laptop in the bath and i would talk to people on msn and half way through the conversation it would go like this:
Me: hey man, guess what?
Friend: what man?
Me: im in the bath.
Friend: Lolwut?
Me: im naked man.
Your Friend is no longer on-line.


lol'd irl
Sep 12, 2010 @ 12:41

rollin' down the strip on vogues comin up slammin cadillac does

Sep 12, 2010 @ 13:51
Sometimes, I think people can read my mind thus, I try not to think of anything.


hahahah same
Sep 12, 2010 @ 13:57
when people give me those akward/weird looks i try to think what they're thinking then counter that comment in my mind

Live Life // Get Mo Money

Sep 12, 2010 @ 15:11
On NBA live i have a character named after me whit skill level 99 and i pretend it's me playin in real life, sometimes i even act out that im getting interviewd.


I do this all the time on 2K10, put myself into a draft class and on Association Mode, rig the draft by putting on the force trade thing, and draft myself 1st. Only with teams that need a PG though.
Sep 12, 2010 @ 15:27
Put lotion on my dick after a shower
Sep 12, 2010 @ 18:41
Eating in the shower is fucking sick, i used to eat chocolate bars in the shower but they melted real quick so i stopped.

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