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The Official Relationship, Dating, or Talking Problems/Questions Thread

Dec 01, 2011 @ 05:39
how the heck do you deal with the crazy shit bitches do when they find out you have a gf?

bump
Dec 01, 2011 @ 05:45
do i sense some hb drama brewing
Dec 01, 2011 @ 06:25
Honestly most bitches aren't worth the trouble and headache that they put you through


QFT.
Dec 01, 2011 @ 09:56
aight my niggas i got a problem for you.
I've been dating this girl for about a month and shes pretty chill, we get along really well and everything. Doing the usual shit you know, then she takes me home to meet her mom and her aunt. And im like damn is this bitch serious? when i met her mom and her aunt a nigga had to turn away or be struck as stiff as a flag-pole and shit, what am saying is. How do i get in the moms and aunties pants? her moms aint even got dat fat ass and her aunt look like tia tanaka and shit. Heres my problem HB do i start two different missions and try to cack one by one or should i just try and 3some these bitches, fuck i'll even 4some this shit. Help me out plz

haha fag

Dec 01, 2011 @ 10:01
hoping to have a 3some with mother and daughter


get on hb

I want to see the world burn

Dec 01, 2011 @ 10:42
1. Me and a homie are chill.
2. we met a girl.
3. all 3 of us are friends.
4. girl ends up being my GF.
5. homie doesnt hit me up anymore or reply to my texts.
6. homie hits up my girl on the regular. visits her dorm and shit.

am i trippin or is this sum disrespectful shit?

homie would hit her up to drink and shit at tailgates, but not hit me up. like wtf???

and over summer. i was home. they were at school
but she tells me he confessed to likin her. even got her drunk and slept over her room...all before me and her got in a relationship.

but he knew we were feelin each other.

edit. he gotta account on here but idgaf. stay lurkin my posts fukbwoi


eric is that you?

no lie lol why are you mad though? like you didnt know that night at ucf when we went to the club and she was dancing with me and you were just standing there looking stupid. later that night when we all slept on the floor i cuddled with her. after that when you went back home to atlanta me and her kept in contact. i remember one time we made plans to go to the movies but you lurked my posts in the stoner thread. lol. remember you called me bitching? she got so mad at me for exposing some feelings we both felt for each other on the low. rt it wasnt meant to be if your girl is hitting me up more than she hits you up.

6 months later and we are happy with each other. get off my jock


lol that dude is smashing ur girl
Dec 01, 2011 @ 12:05
lol ^
Guys, i need some bro advice.
My girl and i had the biggest fight just now. it was al cool before, until i went upstairs where i went to grab my books to go to school. She left her phone on my bed and she got a text from her girlfriend, i looked into her text and saw textmessages to 2 of her exes she send 3 days ago, 1 who shes "just" friends with, although the contact is more or less broken now. i was reading the text she wrotes and it basically said in both of em she was thinking about breaking up with me and that she misses those guys as a boyfriend and that she will never find a better boyfriend than them. i went downstairs and threw her phone beside her and she was like: whats wrong, whatsup? i was furious and went upstairs again and closed the door. after 30 mins of evading her and hearing her crying and screaming that i got it wrong and its not what she meant when she said that to them, i gave her the chance to speak.

(take this in consideration, we argued a bit, i shook her like hell and threw her off me and said it was over and that she needs to pack her things and fuck off and that we were through)

she basically explained the situation that her exes are planning to commit suicide because they want to get back with her and that they need her back in their life. She isnt hard enough to say no cuz she is afraid that theyll end up actually commiting suicide.

I had a situation like that too and my ex actually attempted to commit suicide ( she jumped on the railway when a train approached, luckily i grabbed her way before the train came) so i knew what she means. I told my ex basically idc if you kill yourself just dont do it around me, and if she did she was just being a coward and she doesnt respect the beautiful life she has been given, after that i broke contact with her. She lived happily after.

Back to my girl, so she explained that and told me about her sister too, who also had troubles which i already knew and she too tried commiting suicide. Her mom basically told her to stay away from the family for a while until its ok again with her sister.(long story short: her sister looks up to my gf as her idol. jealous too and asking for negative attention)

i dont know what to believe so for now. we made up, but still have doubt if she was telling the truth. what would you guys do or have advice on this?
Dec 01, 2011 @ 13:29
I actually read it.

That has got to be the lamest way of talking herself out of it i have ever seen. MAYBE, just MAYBE if it was a single guy it could be true, but do you really believe that MULTIPLE ex boyfriends are telling her that? And what kind of help would she provide them by saying she is thinking about leaving you and missing them. That's not how girls are, if you show them weakness they wont crawl back to you they will push you aside or pitty you.

"I will never find a better boyfriend than you" Come on, how do you accept this? Even if what she is saying was true, which it isn't, she should never put their needs over yours and humiliate you like that. And she also tried to put it off on her sister?

I would dump her immediatly and never look back in this case, regardless of how many good times you have had.
Dec 01, 2011 @ 14:38
I don't usually ask for advice, but here goes.
I started hanging out with this girl from my freshman class. Shes very cute, and shes got a nice personality.

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MFW
> I find out she's 24 (I'm 20)
> I find out she has a 4 year old son

Should I still go for it? I honestly don't know what to do, because I really like her.
Dec 01, 2011 @ 17:16
1. Me and a homie are chill.
2. we met a girl.
3. all 3 of us are friends.
4. girl ends up being my GF.
5. homie doesnt hit me up anymore or reply to my texts.
6. homie hits up my girl on the regular. visits her dorm and shit.

am i trippin or is this sum disrespectful shit?

homie would hit her up to drink and shit at tailgates, but not hit me up. like wtf???

and over summer. i was home. they were at school
but she tells me he confessed to likin her. even got her drunk and slept over her room...all before me and her got in a relationship.

but he knew we were feelin each other.

edit. he gotta account on here but idgaf. stay lurkin my posts fukbwoi


eric is that you?

no lie lol why are you mad though? like you didnt know that night at ucf when we went to the club and she was dancing with me and you were just standing there looking stupid. later that night when we all slept on the floor i cuddled with her. after that when you went back home to atlanta me and her kept in contact. i remember one time we made plans to go to the movies but you lurked my posts in the stoner thread. lol. remember you called me bitching? she got so mad at me for exposing some feelings we both felt for each other on the low. rt it wasnt meant to be if your girl is hitting me up more than she hits you up.

6 months later and we are happy with each other. get off my jock
lol that dude is smashing ur girl


Wait, so who is shorty with now? hndlz or raylo?

raylo, you shady for that. still lol though
Dec 01, 2011 @ 18:10
I don't usually ask for advice, but here goes.
I started hanging out with this girl from my freshman class. Shes very cute, and shes got a nice personality.

(Invalid img)
MFW
> I find out she's 24 (I'm 20)
> I find out she has a 4 year old son

Should I still go for it? I honestly don't know what to do, because I really like her.


Girls with kids are still open to the smashing. Half the chicks over 20 have kids now, that how shit is now a days
Dec 01, 2011 @ 20:44
Dec 01, 2011 @ 21:00
lol raylo smokeyface
Dec 01, 2011 @ 23:06
this bitch says she's attracted to me...but not physically. the fuck does that mean?
Dec 01, 2011 @ 23:25
Mind fucking?

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Dec 02, 2011 @ 00:57
You're probly ugly and a cool dood

Odon.

Dec 02, 2011 @ 01:37
I don't usually ask for advice, but here goes.
I started hanging out with this girl from my freshman class. Shes very cute, and shes got a nice personality.

(Invalid img)
MFW
> I find out she's 24 (I'm 20)
> I find out she has a 4 year old son

Should I still go for it? I honestly don't know what to do, because I really like her.


Girls with kids are still open to the smashing. Half the chicks over 20 have kids now, that how shit is now a days

I think it could end up being more. Just want to know if I'm making a mistake.
Dec 02, 2011 @ 05:27
this bitch says she's attracted to me...but not physically. the fuck does that mean?

means you spend all your pay checks on supreme even tho you're an ugly ass nigga. chances are you have a good personality too nh
Dec 02, 2011 @ 09:02
lol ^
Guys, i need some bro advice.
My girl and i had the biggest fight just now. it was al cool before, until i went upstairs where i went to grab my books to go to school. She left her phone on my bed and she got a text from her girlfriend, i looked into her text and saw textmessages to 2 of her exes she send 3 days ago, 1 who shes "just" friends with, although the contact is more or less broken now. i was reading the text she wrotes and it basically said in both of em she was thinking about breaking up with me and that she misses those guys as a boyfriend and that she will never find a better boyfriend than them. i went downstairs and threw her phone beside her and she was like: whats wrong, whatsup? i was furious and went upstairs again and closed the door. after 30 mins of evading her and hearing her crying and screaming that i got it wrong and its not what she meant when she said that to them, i gave her the chance to speak.

(take this in consideration, we argued a bit, i shook her like hell and threw her off me and said it was over and that she needs to pack her things and fuck off and that we were through)

she basically explained the situation that her exes are planning to commit suicide because they want to get back with her and that they need her back in their life. She isnt hard enough to say no cuz she is afraid that theyll end up actually commiting suicide.

I had a situation like that too and my ex actually attempted to commit suicide ( she jumped on the railway when a train approached, luckily i grabbed her way before the train came) so i knew what she means. I told my ex basically idc if you kill yourself just dont do it around me, and if she did she was just being a coward and she doesnt respect the beautiful life she has been given, after that i broke contact with her. She lived happily after.

Back to my girl, so she explained that and told me about her sister too, who also had troubles which i already knew and she too tried commiting suicide. Her mom basically told her to stay away from the family for a while until its ok again with her sister.(long story short: her sister looks up to my gf as her idol. jealous too and asking for negative attention)

i dont know what to believe so for now. we made up, but still have doubt if she was telling the truth. what would you guys do or have advice on this?


i say that bitch is lying, the fuck would 3+ people all want to commit suicide and talk to her for there last resort, The fuck is she a saint? She aint dat special bruh, aint no girl that special unless shes fucking oprah. tell her to stop acting like she a damn savior of suicidal people. The chances of her actually wanting to break up with your are higher then her life really being that crazy, if her lifes really that crazy gtfo cause its obvious everyone around her wants to kill themselves. GTFO.

haha fag

Dec 02, 2011 @ 11:55
i need my hb brothers to come together and inform me how to smash a virgin:
-she has her own dorm
-she is cute
-I believe she likes me cause she always want me to chill with her
I have no experience with this.
tell me your stories


Nobody has experience?
Dec 02, 2011 @ 15:25
I actually read it.

That has got to be the lamest way of talking herself out of it i have ever seen. MAYBE, just MAYBE if it was a single guy it could be true, but do you really believe that MULTIPLE ex boyfriends are telling her that? And what kind of help would she provide them by saying she is thinking about leaving you and missing them. That's not how girls are, if you show them weakness they wont crawl back to you they will push you aside or pitty you.

"I will never find a better boyfriend than you" Come on, how do you accept this? Even if what she is saying was true, which it isn't, she should never put their needs over yours and humiliate you like that. And she also tried to put it off on her sister?

I would dump her immediatly and never look back in this case, regardless of how many good times you have had.
i say that bitch is lying, the fuck would 3+ people all want to commit suicide and talk to her for there last resort, The fuck is she a saint? She aint dat special bruh, aint no girl that special unless shes fucking oprah. tell her to stop acting like she a damn savior of suicidal people. The chances of her actually wanting to break up with your are higher then her life really being that crazy, if her lifes really that crazy gtfo cause its obvious everyone around her wants to kill themselves. GTFO.


exactly what i was thinking. thanks for the advice. I talked to her about it and the truth came out.
were thru. on to the next one
Dec 02, 2011 @ 17:20
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Girls with kids are still open to the smashing. Half the chicks over 20 have kids now, that how shit is now a days

I think it could end up being more. Just want to know if I'm making a mistake.


I wouldn't, just cause it's too much of a hassle to deal with the kid. Unless she is financially stable to support the kid herself and you don't have anything to do with the kid then it's ok. Other than that, stay away.
Dec 02, 2011 @ 19:12
Wait, so who is shorty with now? hndlz or raylo?

raylo, you shady for that. still lol though



man... this guy is trollin. this aint eric. simple check of sig/tumblr and u can see my name is ike.

and naw i aint gonna expose mans username. if he sees it, he sees it.

hndlz.tumblr.com

Dec 03, 2011 @ 04:05
1. Me and a homie are chill.
2. we met a girl.
3. all 3 of us are friends.
4. girl ends up being my GF.
5. homie doesnt hit me up anymore or reply to my texts.
6. homie hits up my girl on the regular. visits her dorm and shit.

am i trippin or is this sum disrespectful shit?

homie would hit her up to drink and shit at tailgates, but not hit me up. like wtf???

and over summer. i was home. they were at school
but she tells me he confessed to likin her. even got her drunk and slept over her room...all before me and her got in a relationship.

but he knew we were feelin each other.

edit. he gotta account on here but idgaf. stay lurkin my posts fukbwoi


eric is that you?

no lie lol why are you mad though? like you didnt know that night at ucf when we went to the club and she was dancing with me and you were just standing there looking stupid. later that night when we all slept on the floor i cuddled with her. after that when you went back home to atlanta me and her kept in contact. i remember one time we made plans to go to the movies but you lurked my posts in the stoner thread. lol. remember you called me bitching? she got so mad at me for exposing some feelings we both felt for each other on the low. rt it wasnt meant to be if your girl is hitting me up more than she hits you up.

6 months later and we are happy with each other. get off my jock


lol that dude is smashing ur girl



free max b 2013

Dec 03, 2011 @ 06:32
Just hit this girl up on BBM that I've liked for a while now. We used to have causal conversations here and there last year but I never really expressed how I feel about her because she in a relationship. I haven't really talked to her much this year cause its just awkward. Well she works at the mall and her store was recently hiring (place is loaded with dimes) So I hit her up and she give me a one word response. Crushed right now tbh
Dec 03, 2011 @ 08:17
Simp
Dec 03, 2011 @ 18:34
Originally posted by Inactive User
Simp

Ya I can see where you're coming from

I mean its not like shes the only girl I talk to but its the only one I like. Everyone has that one girl they simp over but just go to other bitches to take away the pain
Dec 03, 2011 @ 18:44
eric is that you?

no lie lol why are you mad though? like you didnt know that night at ucf when we went to the club and she was dancing with me and you were just standing there looking stupid. later that night when we all slept on the floor i cuddled with her. after that when you went back home to atlanta me and her kept in contact. i remember one time we made plans to go to the movies but you lurked my posts in the stoner thread. lol. remember you called me bitching? she got so mad at me for exposing some feelings we both felt for each other on the low. rt it wasnt meant to be if your girl is hitting me up more than she hits you up.

6 months later and we are happy with each other. get off my jock


lol that dude is smashing ur girl




thats messed up..
Dec 03, 2011 @ 22:22
Originally posted by Inactive User
Simp

Ya I can see where you're coming from

I mean its not like shes the only girl I talk to but its the only one I like. Everyone has that one girl they simp over but just go to other bitches to take away the pain


wtf no they dont. Stop trying to justify your simping.
Dec 03, 2011 @ 23:37
Ya I can see where you're coming from

I mean its not like shes the only girl I talk to but its the only one I like. Everyone has that one girl they simp over but just go to other bitches to take away the pain


wtf no they dont. Stop trying to justify your simping.


Okay I guess i'm just an emotional faggot. Idk. Bitch is just on the back of my mind all the time.
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