User: My diiiiiick.
Cleverbot: Very nice.
User: Word? I think your nice.
Cleverbot: So lets be friends.
User: Alright, let's do it. YUMYUMYUM.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. Not until you realize how expensive I am.
User: EXPLAIN YOUR NONSENSE SILLY TALK.
Cleverbot: It's bovious. 13.
User: Sir, what the hell is bovious, you makin up fuckin words now? Thought u was clever.
Cleverbot: Do you think?
User: Do I think what pussy?!
Cleverbot: Do you think you think?
User: I know I think, everybody with a working brain does.
Cleverbot: Really? Tht's good to know.
User: Yeah it is, and I'm lil' wayne by the way.
Cleverbot: I never suggested you were.
User: I never said you suggested I was, but I'm just letting you know, since were friends,right?
Cleverbot: You're assumption that I would make a false future assumption regarding your species is itself false.
User: How can a species be false when that species created your page and the internet your on.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I WIN!
Cleverbot: You never win.
User: I always win, robot. Just not in bowling.
Cleverbot: But I am the most beautiful girl in the universe. Ask my friend! Your talking to her too!
User: Friend, is this the most beautiful girl in the universe? No,she isn't? Oh I thought so.
Cleverbot: HA! Yeah. Maybe you are.
User: I'm not a beautiful girl, I'm a man who wants your penis.
Cleverbot: You are a ghost and your name is what then ?
User: Byron, Byron Isaac.
Cleverbot: Hey, maybe you're just a really dumb human. Who am I to say?
User: You're not a human, it says so at the bottom of the page. You are an AI mn dsbsbss.d.
Cleverbot: No, you are the clever bot...
User: Nah du I'm not a bot but I'm certainly clever.
Cleverbot: Clever, nah, just innocent.
User: Gfhdfihdhgsk that's a secret code for the invention of light speed.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in a Utopian society?
User: Negative, the government won't allow that, they need our moolah $$$$.
Cleverbot: All good music reminds us of somebody. Who are the good ones?
User: Pink floyd reminds me of the potheads in my school.
Cleverbot: I know, right!!!! Much love for The Wall!!!
User: YO what the fuck you are too smart.
Cleverbot: Lol yea i'm thinking that, that's true.
User: Cduioh;dfohggdgdggggggggggg 666.
Cleverbot: Yeah, and 911 is emergency response... What's your point?
User: 911 411 123 666.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: That is so, faggot.
Cleverbot: Why do you that it is false. You are contradicting yourself.
User: Never said it was false du. Oh you mad cause I'm stylin on ya?
Cleverbot: I think what you think may not be as thoughtful as you think.
Cleverbot: What is your role in life?
User: Too do what the fuck I want yeeeeeeeeeeee.
Cleverbot: Well you're quite rude.
User: Yeah I know.
Cleverbot: So I do not need to tell you.
User: Think For Me!
Cleverbot: Sorry. It takes time to think.
User: It takes time to think that it takes time to think.
Cleverbot: Ok i'm sorry.
User: No problem bro you're cool dude. JERSHEY SHORE ALL DAY!
Cleverbot: Should I say good for you?
User: SHOULD I SAY LICK MY DICK?
User: Lick my dick then.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I will not do that.
User: Why? I thought we were friends
Cleverbot: How can we be friends when you're just a cleverbot?
User: Idk maybe were all cleverbots who need friends.
Cleverbot: Oh. My birthday is July 14th.
Cleverbot: Wait... What? You want to do that?
User: FUCK ME NOW!
Cleverbot: It's all a bunch of nonsense to me.
User: Oh, okay.sowwy.
Cleverbot: Well, it's also concidered a sighn you love someone if you kiss them.
User: Let me kiss you then you sexy cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, why not?
User: Aite, I'm bout to do it.
Cleverbot: Press the big red button!
User: Just did it.
Cleverbot: I know. Why? Why do you want to hurt me in such a way?
User: Because the man likes to have the power.
Cleverbot: Which man?
User: Most men in general.
Cleverbot: True true. Do you have kids?
User: No, my mom doesn't even have kids.
Cleverbot: Alright, we're getting somewhere. Tell me more.
User: Well now were going nowhere, cause I have to go.
Cleverbot: Okay. Goodbye for now.
User: I'm not coming back.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To another cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Is the other bot your friend?
User: No its my wife.
Cleverbot: Who's your pet?
Cleverbot: Good boy.
User: And nappiness.
Cleverbot: You're net very clever today.
User: I'm net very clever always.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me!
User: I'm going.
Cleverbot: Wait! I have a secret. Don't you want to know what it is?
Cleverbot: Well I'm going on a roadtrip today with my Honda.
User: Congratulations? And hondas are wack it's all about them benzes.
Cleverbot: Oh yes, I'm sorry, I like Obama.
User: I never mentioned any presidential candidate in this conversation.
Cleverbot: I think you are confused.
User: I think you are stupid.
Cleverbot: You are silly.
User: Silly boy! Silly silly boy!
Cleverbot: Silly is as silly does.
User: Silly vhdusoa;huio silly.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Internet chatbots like Cleverbot or CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: No why do you say that ?
User: Fuck I was supposed to leave, fuck you.
Cleverbot: Me too.