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Stupid Stuff You Belived When You Were Young

Aug 17, 2011 @ 13:58
i used to believe that everyone else was robots and that i was the only living soul on earth

same but everyone was monsters

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Aug 17, 2011 @ 13:59
That Texaco was a country.
Aug 17, 2011 @ 14:39
I remember arguing with my dad that motorcycles were faster than cars.

The first time I "jacked off" I thought I had cum/orgasmed when the precum started coming out
Aug 17, 2011 @ 15:00
Aug 17, 2011 @ 15:37
Candy Man in the mirror 5x

i lol'd so hard.

I used to think everything you ate piled up inside of your entire body, so when i ate something and swallowed it, it would go down to my foot and just keep piling up.

unrelated but it has to do with the when i was around the same age. I have this cousin who is retarded. He's legally retarded so he gets government money but hes not like in a wheelchair and helmet retarded. Basically, if he didnt tell you he was retarded you wouldnt really know you'd just think hes kind of weird.

Anyway, told me he had some porn magazines and he took me in the backyard behind this shed to go look at them and it was fucking pitch black, and you couldnt see shit, i to this day have no fucking clue what the magazine was or if it was porn at all. But he was like "man look, you can see her titties" i couldnt see shit. so he sat closer to me and at this point i tried to look again but i couldnt see shit so i just got up and left. Well it turns out this
Aug 26, 2011 @ 06:02
I thought girls had weiners
Aug 26, 2011 @ 06:25
The first day I was actually aware that I was living and conscious (I was about three or four), I woke up, looked at my wrists, saw my veins, thought they were lines left from blue Crayola markers, screamed, and tried washing them off at the sink.
Aug 26, 2011 @ 06:46
when i was a kid i used to believe that having all the "right" clothes would make you cool. i thought that if only i had all polo and tommy everything insted of shit from jc pennys, that girls would like me. or, if i had those jordans insted of last years cheapo nikes from the champs outlet, i would be cool.
Aug 26, 2011 @ 07:40
i used to think i culd go super saiyan id ber in my room screamin and shit



Aug 26, 2011 @ 07:53
That my parents would be dead by the time I turned 20.
They're still around.
Aug 26, 2011 @ 07:56
i used to think 30 was old.
Sep 03, 2011 @ 22:46
Sep 03, 2011 @ 22:53
The sun was the moon on fire and at night it would burn out then catch back on fire


Sep 03, 2011 @ 23:00
I used to think my dad was gonna come home from getting milk.

Sep 03, 2011 @ 23:08
I used to think ppl made babies by kissing.


Sep 03, 2011 @ 23:11
i thought you can pee and poo from yo bootyhole
Sep 03, 2011 @ 23:15

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Sep 03, 2011 @ 23:18
i used to think belived was spelled believed lol
Sep 03, 2011 @ 23:25
that giraffes were called blankets


Sep 04, 2011 @ 00:46
i always knew smoking was bad for you but i thought it burns your insides and thats why you blow out smoke


Sep 04, 2011 @ 01:10
I used to think Stone Colds name was pronounced Stone Cold Stee Boston


Run away from the land of Sodom and Gomorrah, the land of the sinking sand

Sep 04, 2011 @ 01:21
This thread has me fucking dying

I used to excited as fuck to be an adult and have Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter bunny's phone numbers...

I used to think that as soon as a girl touched your junk it instantly felt good, and that you have to pee in a girls butt to get her pregnant and also that my genitals (dick and balls) were just called balls

"leather jackets and bape shark hoodies, its a struggle but we make it work"

Sep 04, 2011 @ 01:36
Girls peed out their butts

Bloody Mary

Wrestling was Real as fuck

Dinosaur's were alive somewhere on the planet

Chucky Dolls really woke up at night*my cousin had one and it creeped the FUCK out of us)
Sep 04, 2011 @ 02:00
that pressing these little buttons somehow made the drink taste better

Sep 04, 2011 @ 02:10
that if you ate seeds a full plant would grow inside you like that rugrats episode
beetles fly in your stomach and out through your mouth
that cartoon network would really show ONLY cartoons until the end of time
Bet was ran by all black people
Jerry Springer show was real

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Sep 04, 2011 @ 02:17
every hole in wall moldings has a mouse in it

every manhole cover is a doorway into the teenage mutant ninja turtles base

if it looks/coloured orange, it tastes like orange.

tv hosts actually can see you through the screen and follow you around with their gaze

and when i was mad young, there was a whole nother world inside the tv
Sep 04, 2011 @ 02:20
used to think i could jack off with a limp penis and it didnt have to be hard

fucking wasted so much time


Sep 04, 2011 @ 02:44
That the McFlurry spoon was a straw. smh
Sep 04, 2011 @ 06:21
That the McFlurry spoon was a straw. smh

Oh man it isn't?? I thought you had to use it to drink the melted ice cream...
Sep 04, 2011 @ 06:32
sex is wack without love
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